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Clips from The Simpsons - Co-Dependent's Day (S15E15)

"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"And the nerds have emerged from their basements,"
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"wearing strange costumes to shield"
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"One ticket for Cosmic Wars."
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"Man, even I think movie popcorn has gotten too big."
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"Ow! Get your own, mooch!"
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"JEFF: Yes! Finally."
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"Star System Acroilius."
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"You'll wait your turn!"
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"Very well."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Son, if you don't dig more coal,"
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"(SNORING)"
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"how am I gonna throw the meatballs at the screen?"
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"But first, I gotta pose for a pizza box."
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"That sucked!"
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"That's it!"
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"That's how I got the Channel 6 weather girl"
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""Dear Randall Curtis,""
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"742 Evergreen Terrace."
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"Please, please, please, please, please?"
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"Marge, are you sure we should go drinking together?"
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"I mean, who am I gonna complain about while I'm drinking?"
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"your ankles would shatter."
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"mixed with exhaust fumes from the highway."
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"it goes great with the Jolly Rancher I'm sucking on."
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"We always get the hicks on Saturdays."
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""then you'll have to bring your receipts.""
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""Then bring them, I shall.""
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"Hey, what are you doing here?"
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"My characters are getting better all the time"
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"now that we've perfected digital eyelash rendering."
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"made your first films so great."
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"To the video store!"
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"I will give you money. Okay, I am going to tell."
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"Homie, to store the extra wine we bought, I made a little wine cellar."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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""sorry I set the bed on fire. D'oh!""
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"(CHUCKLES) Come on. We'll have a blast."
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"Um... All I got's this old stuff here."
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"No. It'll have to do."
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"Let me dry my tears with this lost Shakespeare play."
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"because I was there."
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"(CHIRPING) (GROANING)"
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"(TICKING LOUDLY)"
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"Sorry, Marge. I gotta break in my ski boots sometime."
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"No problem. We can still have fun without you drinking."
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"Okay. And maybe you could cut back, too."
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"You got it! And when I feel weak,"
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"I will draw strength from the Bible."
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"(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"The Germans. You just can't stay mad at 'em."
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"Well, I don't want to be a Gloom-Hilda."
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"Okay, okay. Remember the rules for drinking and driving."
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"What the..."
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"Are we home yet?"
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"In a minute, honey."
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"(SIREN BLARING) (GASPS)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"(SNIFFS) Oh, boy. I smell beer."
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"Okay. I'm gonna need you to let that go, Chief."
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"This DUl is a She-Ul!"
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"Oh, no! (HICCUPPING)"
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"I'm gonna be... I'm going to jail."
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"And maybe he'll step forward and admit to being the real culprit."
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"Just take me home."
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"She's not coming anymore. What?"
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"Well, what I did was I... (WHISPERING)"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Hey, save some for the rest of us, alkie!"
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"Today's service is concluded."
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"My drinking problem is out of control."
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"Sir, she is not an alcoholic."
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"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold."
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"And I drive the main road"
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"And the Wichita lineman is still on the"
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"Lisa, Lisa, your suspicions are important to me"
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"and will be answered in the order received."
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"Well, I'm an alcoholic."
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"And the gamblers are having sex with everything that moves."
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"Your loss, stupid lady."
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"I'm just going in to bust Marge out."
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"Feed my pets and tape my shows!"
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"(FUNNY VOICE) I'm here to deliver a package to Marge Simpson."
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"Damn it! Homer?"
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"You let me believe that I'd done such a terrible thing?"
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"(GULPS)"
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"Yar. A couple of these and your first mate turns into Reese Witherspoon."
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"How you doing, Big Blue?"
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"Well, I feel a buzz, but I don't feel happier."
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"Maybe it wasn't the alcohol you liked."
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"Thanks for everything, Kyle."
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"He's a chronic alcoholic, and you're in complete denial."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"except mojitos and rum and Cokes."
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"You really mean it?"
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"We're live at the opening of the latest chapter"
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"of the epic space saga, Cosmic Wars."
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"their pasty skin from the moonlight."
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"Simpsons, your lack of costumes ill befits"
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"line positions two, three and four."
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"Where's your costume?"
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"Your ignorance is amusing and sad."
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"I am dressed in the actual clothing worn by Cosmic Wars"
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"creator Randall Curtis."
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"I bought them at auction,"
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"then added pregnancy panels to fit my unique body type."
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"One ticket for the space show."
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"I want to see if any of them aliens"
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"match up to the one I got in my root cellar."
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"Uh, sir, this is the line for The Momentum of Things,"
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"starring Ellen Burstyn and Jim Broadbent."
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""Amendments"? "Regulatory agencies"?"
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"What the farq butt?"
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"Don't worry. They're just getting the plot"
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"out of the way so it won't slow down the..."
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"(IMITATES LIGHTSABER FIRING)"
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