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Clips from The Simpsons - Girly Edition (S09E09)

"Hmm."
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"- [Yelling] - [Flames Lapping]"
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"I quit."
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"Now for a wee nip and a wee nap."
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"- Rats. - [Yells]"
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"- [Groans] - Hi, Willie."
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"- [Knocking] - Sorry. Willie can't hear ya."
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"[Liquid Sloshing]"
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"- It's pure. - Hmm."
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"Ugh. Aw."
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"[Nurse] All right. Back on the stretcher."
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"And maybe one of those dogs. What do they do?"
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"- "zazz." - What is "zazz"?"
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"- "Zork"? What is "zork"? - I didn't say "zork"?"
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"He can do anything you show him."
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"Why didn't you tell me you were bringing home a filthy monkey?"
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"Come in."
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"Do you want to hear my award-winning secret?"
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"##[Man Singing]"
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"- This is Kent Brockman- - ##[Continues]"
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"on this chalk shortage as it continues."
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"And now, Bart's been looking into that alleged ham salad..."
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"It's about a man. A simple man."
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"- It's Lisa. - Maryanrs better."
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"And yet here they are, making flags out of old clothes."
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"[Monkey Mimics Laughter]"
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"[Lethargic Chittering]"
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"[Door Buzzing]"
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"So, by waking up a little early and having some extra sheets handy..."
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"Tomorrow- destroying the evidence."
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"Now it's time for today's special live edition of Bart's People."
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"- [Crash, Audio Cuts Out] - Oh, no."
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"Way to go, Officer. [Screams]"
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"He's-Well, he's your son."
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"than about cashing their big fat paychecks."
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"for that whole "truth and hard work" thing that you do."
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"[Man Announcing] The new, improved Kidz Newz has been canceled."
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"Let's power up!"
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"I can't believe they canceled us for this-"
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"## [Driving Rock]"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"##[Theme Song]"
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"- I want a job. - You've got it."
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"- Ooh, ooh. Ow! - [Blowing]"
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"[Whimpers]"
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"- [Screams] - [Flames Lapping]"
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"[Scratchy] No. No. No!"
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"[Laughing]"
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"But- [Laughs]"
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"Well, the F.C.C. isn't laughing."
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"They don't believe kids are learning anything from Itchy and Scratchy."
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"Aw, please. What don't they learn?"
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"Don't trust mice. Cats are made of glass."
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"Our license renewal is on the bubble."
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"We need educational programming fast."
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"What about that Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour?"
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"That's barely legal as it is. Here's what I was thinking."
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"A newscast for kids by kids."
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"Well, you're not taking any time out of my show."
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"It's jammed up as it is. There's the monologue..."
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"those idiot puppets, Krusty's nap time..."
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"the second monologue, Paul Harvey, Senor Pepino-"
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"I tell ya, it's the tightest three hours and 10 minutes on TV."
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"- We're cutting 10 minutes from your show. - Well, I guess..."
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"we could trim the hobo parade to a lean 20."
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"Ach. She's a bonny pile."
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"[Chains Squeaking]"
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"- Ready, Milhouse? - Ready."
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"[Grunts]"
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"[Girls Shriek]"
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"- Whoa! - [All] Whoa!"
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"[Quick Grunts]"
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"You owe me a quarter. I didn't crack my skull."
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"It's been raped of its "bonny-ness.""
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"- [Gasps] My board! - It's Willie's board now."
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"And she'll make a fine piece of kindlir."
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"## [Bagpipes]"
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"## [More Bagpipes]"
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"## [Bagpipes]"
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"Hmm."
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"I really didn't want it to come to this."
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"- ## [Whistling] - [Snoring]"
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"Lisa, Channel 6 is launching a childrers news program..."
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"and they've asked me to select an outstanding student to be anchorchild."
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"[Gasps] Oh, my gosh!"
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"Today's top story- Little girl on cloud nine as dream comes true."
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"Lisa, I've selected you to be that child anchor."
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"I know. I already jumped to that conclusion."
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"Hmm. All right. If you're so smart..."
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"tell me who I selected to be lunchroom monitor."
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"- Me? - Take your sash and go."
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"This isn't right. This isn't right at all."
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"[Grunts] I'll have to eat my way out."
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"[Chomping]"
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"Agh! It's terrible."
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"[Explosion]"
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"[Birds Chirping]"
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"My shack! My beautiful shack!"
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"Oh, and I just got it the way I like it."
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"[Laughs]"
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"You did this, Bart Simpson!"
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"The man knows quality work."
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"This time you're in for it, Bart."
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"[Scoffs] Huh! What's he gonna do?"
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"- I'll kill ya! - [Chokes]"
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"And I'll be able to tackle all the hard-hitting childrers news..."
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"the grown-up-controlled media won't touch."
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"- Plus I get to be on TV. - Oh, honey. I'm so proud of you."
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"All your hard work and grade-grubbing have finally paid off."
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"Nerd. Nerd. Nelson?"
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"Well, we used to date. Plus, he threatened me."
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"Well, don't worry about sports. I got that covered."
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"Back off, Bart. This may be the only chance I get..."
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"as a second-grader to produce my own TV show..."
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"- and I'm not gonna let you screw it up. - Mom."
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"- Oh, let your brother do sports. - Mom."
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"That "Mom" stuff doesn't work on me."
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