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Clips from The Simpsons - Rosebud (S05E05)

"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"" Ba ba ba bum Oh, the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home ""
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"Ah! Oh, it's you."
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"- The bedpan's under my pillow. - Who's... Bobo, sir?"
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"" [ Singing ]"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow! Missed me. Heh-heh! Ow!"
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"I must harness his fractured take on modern life."
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"could earn Dad a special place in the old man's heart."
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"- Lisa, don't spoil our fun. - Come on, dear. It's time to go."
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"- Oh, Bobo. - Hmm."
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"One, two, three, four!"
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"Have the Rolling Stones killed."
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"DustBuster? Yech!"
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"- Destroy him. - Blah, blah, blah. Look at me-- Ow!"
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"[ Guests Screaming ]"
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"Yes'm. Dad, I know you're discouraged..."
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"- [ Patting ] - She'll be ready for your Aunt Selma's birthday."
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"Resistance is futile."
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"I'd give anything to know what happened to him."
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"[ Men Grunting ]"
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"- Yeah. He's got us there. - Beats me."
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"Ooh, a head bag!"
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"[ Dramatic Chord, Needle Scratches Record ]"
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""[ Needle Crackles On Record, Dramatic Chord ]"
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"Now, find my teddy. Oh, and, uh, leave the costume."
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"He's gonna have to give me... my own recording studio."
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"" Pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun ""
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"Hmm. Better sew that eye back on."
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"Well, why can't I be greedy once in a while?"
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"[ Creaking ]"
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"- But I'm sure we can come to an understanding. - Yes, sir."
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"but it won't take him long to crack."
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"[ Cracking Sound ]"
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"- How much do you want? - A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands--"
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"Give me the bear."
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"- We're gettin' by okay. - [ Crashing ]"
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"Remember, Smithers, in and out in 1 8 seconds."
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"- More cocoa, Mr. Burns? - Yes."
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"[ Suction Cups Popping ]"
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"Two. [ Weak Gobbling ]"
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"Ohh. My life can't get any worse."
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"- [ Smithers On P.A.] Homer Simpson, report for much worse duties. - D'oh!"
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"- [ Whip Cracks ] - Ow.!"
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"[ Groans ] I think we need a new hair dryer."
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"- [ Remote Control Clicks ] - [ Chuckles ] El yoyó es grande."
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"- [ Grunts ] - Ay, chihuahua.!"
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"have a problem with this, talk to Homer Simpson."
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"- [ Sinister Chuckling ] - [ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"- Look, fellas. The first snapdragon of the season. - Never mind!"
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"[ Mob Shouting ]"
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"- [ Moans Softly ] - Hmm?"
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"- What have we become? - We've given the word ''mob'' a bad name."
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"[ Cheerful Chattering ]"
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"Please! Please!"
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"Well,just this once. Eww!"
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"- What a scoop! - Okay, Maggie. You win."
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"But I want you to do something for me. Hang on to that bear."
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"From now on I'm only going to be good and kind to everyone!"
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"I'm sorry, sir. I don't have a pencil."
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"It's an ending. That's enough."
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"But I can't help but wonder what the future holds for you."
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"[ Yawning ] Ah, yes. Wonder."
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"- [ Yelps ] - [ Sighs ]"
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"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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""All we own, we owe ""
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""All we own, we owe ""
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""All we own, we owe ""
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"[ Shuddering, Groaning ]"
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""Tra la la la la la Tra la la la la ""
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"I am the happiest boy there is. Aren't I, Bobo? Mmm!"
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"- Happy! Come here, Happy! - Yes, Mumsy?"
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"Happy, would you like to continue living with us, your loving, natural parents..."
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"or would you rather live with this twisted, loveless billionaire?"
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"Let's roll."
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"Wait! You forgot your bear-- a symbol of your lost youth and innocence!"
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"[ Sighs ] Oh, well. At least we still have his little brother, George."
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"" Ba ba ba bum " Trust me. It'll be funny when I'm an old man."
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"[ Muttering ]"
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"I want my teddy."
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"Ah, Bobo."
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"Bobo."
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"Uh, Sheriff Lobo. They never should have canceled that show."
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"I see. On another topic, the preparations for your birthday have begun."
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"- I won't get what I really want. - No one does."
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"Mmm."
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"Lobo. Lobo. Bring back Sheriff Lobo!"
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"Lobo! Lobo! [ Screams ]"
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"- What, Homie? - Oh, no! Burns's birthday!"
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"- What's wrong? - Every time Mr. Burns has a birthday..."
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"all his employees have to help out at the party..."
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"and I always get some terrible job."
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"Where is that dreaded pinata?"
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"Hmm!"
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"- [ Laughter ] - [ Grunting ]"
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"Not funny. And the one in my pants really hurts."
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"That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers-- Who is he?"
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"Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from Sector 7G."
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"- But I don't think that-- - I want this Simpson fellow to perform comedy at my party."
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"Fine, sir. I'll get him started on some snappy Sinbad-esque material."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"- I'm so funny. This is gonna be great. - What are you doing?"
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"I'm writing a delicious send-up of Mr. Burns for his birthday party."
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"- Is ''poo poo'' one word or two? [ Laughs ] - [ Laughs ]"
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"I don't think it's a good idea to humiliate your boss on his birthday."
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"Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns's foibles, if done with the greatest of care..."
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"Well, I also do a delightful impression of him. [ Chuckling ]"
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"I paint a frowny face on my butt and pull down my pants!"
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"[ Both Groaning ]"
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"Now, I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent--"
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"- [ Laughing] Incontinent! - [ Laughing ]"
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"- Too rich. - Does either of you know what ''incontinent'' means?"
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"Homer, you've got to stop insulting everyone, especially your boss."
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"Marge, the comedy roast is an American tradition."
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"It's what gives us the freedom to criticize our social betters."
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"Uh-oh. Better cancel that dinner party tonight. Thanks for the nose news, neighbor!"
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"[ All Grumbling ]"
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"- Hey! No one-termers. - Ah!"
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"You too, huh? Hey, I know a good yogurt place."
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"Get away from me, loser."
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