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Clips from The Simpsons - Kill the Alligator and Run (S11E11)

"[ Beeping ]"
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"''Are you a good driver?'' Yes."
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"According to this, you're both idiots."
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"''How long will you live?"
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"I don't know! I'm trying to sleep!"
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"Okay, ''nonsmoker- add eight years.'' Hmm."
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"- [ Screams, Whimpers ] - Hey, what's all the screaming?"
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"So tell me, are all you government inspectors so handsome and strapping?"
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"That's it. That's it. A mother can't die. And I'm a mother. See?"
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"Quiet, you two. You know your father's had a breakdown."
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"# We're having fun and we just got started #"
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"I trust you, honey. [ Grunts ]"
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"Uh, could you just shut off the-"
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"- Party! Party! Party! - [ Gasps ]"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Whoo! I like music!"
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"Straight out of Detroit, y'all. It's the J-O-E to the C."
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"Let's rock the party with Kid Rock."
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"Afraid not. Now years ago..."
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"Captain Jack helped build Palm Corners by dragging sticks and stones from the swamps."
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"Now what we'd like to do next is bring it down for a minute."
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"We'll give that punk a Joe C-section."
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"That's a good song. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Oh, thank goodness! Where were you?"
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"I reckon he was just blowing off a little steam."
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"[ Chuckles ] Doesn't he talk funny?"
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"The world looks to us, the college students, for leadership."
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"I'll find some people who know the true meaning of the words ''par-tay.''"
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"#Louie Louie #"
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"#This kick-ass city #"
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"#What kind of music built this city #"
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"# Rock and roll #"
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"- Dad, look out! - # Look out for what #"
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"You seemed so understanding before."
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"- Okay, sweet pea, you're next. - [ Sucking ]"
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"You can't drive, Dad. He's got your license."
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"- Pull over! - There's no good place!"
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"Homer, no. You'll kill us all."
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"Or die trying. [ Grunts ]"
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"[ Whinnying ]"
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"We're on the run from the law, totally lost..."
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"I love being married."
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"- A diner? - It's perfect! We can hide out here until the heat's off."
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"## [ Humming ]"
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"- Stop that! - But I was just-"
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"#Jimmy crack corn and I don't care #"
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"Teacher says I'm whittling at a 1 0th grade level."
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"- And y'all hardly ever bicker anymore. - Too hot to bicker, I reckon."
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"[ Siren Wailing ]"
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"- Simpson, we got a problem. The jazz pianist didn't show up. - What am I supposed to do?"
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"- ## [ Off-key ] - [ Chattering ]"
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"Okay, Bart. I'll sweet talk the sheriff while you grab his keys."
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"I might could switch you to dead animal pick up."
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"Huh? [ Groaning ]"
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"[ All Whimpering ]"
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"Nice try. I guess we just haven't been whipping you enough."
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"North Dakota, here we come."
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"I've always wanted to see Mount Rushmore."
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"#Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy #"
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"#Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy #"
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"#Said the boogie Said up jump the boogie #"
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"#Said the boogie Said up jump the boogie #"
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"[ Chorus ] # The Simpsons #"
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"KILL THE ALLIGATOR AND RUN"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"- [ All ] Ow! Ow! Ow! - Ow! Ow! Hmm!"
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"Here's the mail, Dad. That'll be three dollars for on-couch delivery."
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"And three makes three."
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"This isn't real money. It's printed by the Montana Militia."
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"It'll be real soon enough."
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"Ooh. My first issue of Self-Test Monthly."
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"Finally I get to find out what makes me tick."
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"- I'm betting it's hunger and rage. - Yeah, but at what ratio?"
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"''Are you a good lover?''"
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"Yes. Oh, I'm doing great!"
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"Dad, those are just the names of the quizzes."
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"- You're supposed to open the magazine. - My way is easier."
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"Why don't you be the quizmaster and ask other people the questions."
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"Ooh, quizmaster, yes. That would entertain me briefly."
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"Okay, Flanders, your love quiz score is... 61 ."
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"That makes you a... Frigid Frieda."
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"I took off 30 points for all that crying you did."
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"seeing that my wife just passed away."
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"- No way! When? - Six months ago."
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"You were at the funeral. You fell into the grave."
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"[ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. I saw a gopher. What a day."
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"-[ Bird Squawks ] - Okay, last question."
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"''Who is your favorite Backstreet Boy?''"
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"Oh, the little rat-faced one."
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"No, no, no. Nick. He's so good to his mother."
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"Hey, thanks. What do we owe you?"
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"Okay. ''There's a black widow at your door..."
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"''a rattlesnake at the window and a scorpion on the phone."
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"''Do you, 'A'- none of the below, 'B'-''"
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"Homie, for God sakes, it's 2:00 a.m."
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"Fine. I'll take the next quiz."
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"In an average week, how many braised ribs do you eat?''"
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"Marge, do you think that counts honey-braised?"
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"So according to this, I'll live to be- 42?"
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"Oh, that's horrible!"
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"I won't even live to see my children die."
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"Now what's wrong?"
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"I've only got three more years to live."
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"Well, maybe you added it wrong. Let me have it."
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"Mmm, mmm, mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm!"
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"See? And these quizzes are never wrong, Marge."
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"They're put together by the finest scientists in the magazine business."
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"Oh, honey, don't panic."
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"If you just made a few lifestyle changes-"
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"No! [ Sobbing ]"
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"Can't sleep."
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"Gonna die."
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"Can't sleep. Gonna die."
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