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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (S01E01)

"Ooh! Careful, Homer!"
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"O little town of Bethlehem"
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"How still we see the elie"
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"- Sorry. Excuse me. - Hey, Norman, how's it goin'?"
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"Pardon my galoshes."
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"Oh! Lisa's class."
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"Frohliche Weihnachten."
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"Laughing all the way Ha ha ha"
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"Oh, jingle bells Batman smells"
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"The Batmobile broke its wheel"
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"Jingle all"
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"" Dear friends of the Simpson family,"
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""We had some sadness and some gladness this year."
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""So I guess life goes on."
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""Well, we love Bart."
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"- " Homer sends his love. Happy holidays. - Marge!"
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"and his name ain't Santa."
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"Oh, Lisa, you've asked for that for the last three years,"
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"and I keep telling you Santa can't fit a pony into his sleigh."
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"- Marge, please. - Who's this?"
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"- This is her sister, isn't it? - Is Marge there?"
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"Marge, turn on the juice!"
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"- Kids, wanna go Christmas shopping? - I do!"
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"Tell us, Marge. Where have you been hiding the Christmas money?"
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"Oh, Bart, that's so sweet."
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"Wait a minute. How old are you?"
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"Attention, all personnel, please keep working..."
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"there will be no Christmas bonuses."
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"It's a simple routine involving lasers."
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"- Cash? - Mm-hmm."
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"Thank God for Homer's Christmas bonus."
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"- Ay, caramba! - Now, whatever you do, don't squirm."
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"you don't wanna get this sucker near your eye or your groin."
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"- Ow! Quit it."
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"We're ruined. Christmas is canceled."
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"- even further this year."
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"This'll be the best Christmas yet."
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"Hohoho."
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"Ho ho ho."
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"I keep asking for it, but--"
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"Marge, um, let me be honest with you."
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"Uh, sure, okay."
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"Marge, Marge. Hmm. Let'ssee."
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"Ooh, look!"
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"A little squeak toy."
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"Ow! Oh, Simpson, it's you."
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"- Hello, Flanders. - Oh, my! What a mess we've got here."
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"- This one's mine, and this-- - They're all yours!"
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"What's the matter, Homer? Somebody leave a lump of coal in your stocking?"
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"- So? - So, it's Christmas."
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"- Thanks, Moe."
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"- What is it now, Simpson? - Uh, when do we get paid?"
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"- Prancer. - Mm-hmm."
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"And what would you like, little boy?"
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"- Don't you wanna say hello?"
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"- Can we go too, Dad? - Yeah, can we?"
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"No!"
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"So what do you think, kids? Beauty, isn't it?"
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"and then I want some Robotoids."
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"And then I want a great big, giant--"
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"Thanks for listenin', kid."
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"Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that."
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"D'oh!"
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"Nobody knows. It's a secret."
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"- I'd do anything. - I'll say, Dad."
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"Hey, little ones. Santa's back."
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"Simpson, Homer? Here ya go."
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"- Ohh! - Come on, Dad. Let's go home."
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"- Wanna come? - Sory, Barney."
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"- Uh-uh. - Ah, come on, Dad."
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"This can be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas."
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"it happened to the Smurfs and it's gonna happen to us."
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"Well, okay, let's go. Who's Tiny Tim?"
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"We got a lot of what it takes to get along"
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"Can we open our presents now, Dad?"
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"Hey, Barney, which one is Whirlwind?"
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"I guess Whirlwind is our only hope for a Merry Christmas."
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"- It's a sign! It's an omen! - It's a coincidence, Dad."
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"- What are the odds on Santa's Little Helper? - Ninety-nine to one."
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"Wow! Ninety-nine times thirteen equals... Merry Christmas!"
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"I got a bad feeling about this."
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"Three cheers for Brainy!"
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"Unadulterated pap."
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"It's almost 9:00. Where's Homer anyway?"
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"Kiss the ticket for good luck, not that we need it."
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"- and they're off!"
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"It's Whirlwind in the lane, and coming up on the left is Quadruped,"
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"followed by Dog O'War and Fido."
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"- Don't worry, Dad."
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"- Run! Run! - Run, run! Come on, get that rabbit!"
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"Whirlwind by a countrymile, second, ChewMyShoe, followed by Dog O'War."
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"Oh, jeez!"
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"Ah, forget it. Let's go."
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"- Find any winners, son? - Sory, Dad."
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"Beat it! Scram! Get lost!"
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"Look, Dad, it's Santa's Little Helper."
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"And don't come back!"
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"Mm-hmm. Smelling of cheap perfume."
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"- It is? - Yes. Something to share our love..."
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"Used to laugh and call him names"
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"- So you can guide my sleigh today - Oh, Homer."
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"There's no time. We're late."
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"O little town of Bethlehem"
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"So you got dragged down here too, huh?"
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"- How you doin', Fred? - Sorry. Excuse me."
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"- Yeah. 'Scuse me. Oh!"
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"Wasn't that wonderful?"
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"as presented by the entire second grade class."
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"That's German for " Merry Christmas.""
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"In Germany, Santa's servant Ruprecht gives presents to good children..."
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"and whipping rods to the parents of bad ones."
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"Merry Kurisumasu."
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"I have eyes in the back ofmy head..."
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"so children better behave when I'm nearby."
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"as Tawanga, the Santa Claus of the South Seas."
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"Dashing through the snow"
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"In a one-horse open sleigh"
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"Bells on bobtail ring"
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"- Isn't Bart sweet, Homer?"
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"He sings like an angel."
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