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Clips from The Simpsons - To Cur with Love (S24E24)

"Local inventors are vying for a million dollar stipend donated"
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"Shoo. Go have one of your enormous litters."
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"I'll take him home."
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"Three years ago, I tripped over the cord,"
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"but the hotdogs, they kept rolling."
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"They wouldn't take you now."
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"Uh, yes, I have, on occasion,"
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"dabbled in the scientific arts."
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"the Good-Glavin people,"
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"Oh, yes, it's the Moyvin-Hoyvin Vehicle."
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"sound waves."
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"That's slightly more enthusiasm than I had anticipated."
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"step on the brakes!"
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"I've labeled all his boxes."
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"without my lifting belt."
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"without wearing your belt-lifting-belt."
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"Fine."
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""Build your own authentic medieval village.""
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"I must have something better to do."
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"And ca-lick."
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"He's already made a clearing."
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"Brothel."
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"hay pile."
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""And the Lord saw"
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"it's that you can't have too much iron ore."
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"doing fake chores in a fake village?"
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"Santa's Little Helper!"
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"but that is one long, stupid name."
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"Oh, right."
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"The animal shelter hasn't had any greyhounds turned in."
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"Dad, I just noticed something."
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"What? You cry all the time."
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"Where is that coming from? From the kitchen."
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"Dad, why'd you shut our dog in a cabinet?"
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"Your father's an idiot."
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"Whoa, now I've got to buy a corpse wagon."
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"how many things they can make taste like cheese."
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"♪ 'Cause it tastes like cheese"
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"♪ I wonder what will happen..."
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"That's short for "Rrright you are.""
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"Then little Homer would start crying and crying,"
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"You have a story with an ending?"
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"Uh-huh. All my stories have endings now."
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"♪ Me and my Arrow"
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"♪ Straighter than narrow"
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"♪ Everyone knows"
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"Aww."
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"when Mr. Burns was lobbying"
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"Creepy."
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"Now."
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"and feel his wagging tail go stiff."
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"Hey-hey!"
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"So, Lady Godiva gets a haircut,"
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"Kids?"
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"I'll just cut to my clean material."
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"Farmer's daughter, no."
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"A man from Nantucket, no."
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"Bring out the monkey!"
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"Next time I'm getting a smaller monkey."
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"to bring Bongo in."
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"♪ And Bongo was his name-o"
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"This was before the day of safety seats"
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"How could you know what Herman said?"
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"You were driving away."
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"What do I do now?"
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"Well, my dream is to be police chief."
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"I'm gonna be chief of police."
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"Ralph, I like that name."
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"He'd go to jail and stay there 'cause he loves the easy life,"
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"but I think losing that dog"
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"was the toughest blow of all."
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"and Burns would never find him."
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"I want you and your husband to know"
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"how much I appreciate this."
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"Son, uh, why don't you give him your sweatshirt"
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"Bongo!"
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"I've got a hockey game tonight."
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"When I finally got back to the house..."
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"Simpson, release your hound."
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"Go on. Get."
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"Back to sleep, son."
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"Dropping a horse on a church?"
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"I'm not done with you."
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"the only one that's ever made sense?"
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"Doesn't make sense to me."
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"Grampa always hated Bongo"
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"to a wicked farm witch"
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"with a bunch of rich dogs and kidnapped Santa"
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"so I'd never get the toy I actually wanted."
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"And then... then wha..."
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"But there was one thing I wasn't prepared for."
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"He had become her dog."
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"Well, that's just the way dogs are."
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"A Christmas card I got from Miss Viola years later."
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"Hold your arms like you're carrying a wedding cake."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"That's not a flavor."
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"Everything's a flavor"
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"in the kitchens of today."
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"My dog."
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"But he's mine tomorrow."
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"♪ Straighter than narrow"
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"Sir, despite what he's been telling you, it's over."
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"Think of the economy as a car and the rich man as the driver."
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"200 grimy Irishmen a year."
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"Sir, the insta-polls are in."
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"I'm afraid you just made things even worse."
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"You just said Marco Rubio is a pink handkerchief."
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"Welcome to the Montgomery Burns Prize,"
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"rewarding excellence, in the field of alternative energy."
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"by T. Mongomery Burns, as part of a court settlement"
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"for causing one billion dollars of environmental damage."
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"First inventor, you, bus driver."
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"Give us the gist of your terrible idea."
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"Well, I've harnessed the ancient power of slavery"
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"to run the school bus of tomorrow."
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"Whose boy is this?"
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"I would like to present"
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"my Kwik-E-Smart perpetual energy machine."
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"others by tiny insects beneath the hot dog skins."
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