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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Goes to Prep School (S24E24)

"Homer, I told you, don't call me "Mom.""
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"Ooh!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Almost."
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"What the...?!"
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"Come on, Dad! Fine."
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"Infinitely worse. Ooh!"
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"Real... mature...!"
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"Huh? Hmm."
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"Ain't no shame in being poor, boy."
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"Lockdown mode initiated."
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"I can't tell the manager."
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"by sharing our childbirth experiences."
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"My husband held my hand the whole time."
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"See? All you need to get through a crisis"
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"Bet you the dads are doing the same thing."
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"The sneeze guard is broken!"
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"Apes. Deep down, we're all savage apes."
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"You've been through a traumatic experience."
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"Three Neds are better than one!"
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"I guess, despite all our so-called civilization,"
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"anarchy lurks around every corner,"
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"like a racially-diverse street gang"
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"Okay, okay."
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"It means "Without the Rule of Law.""
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"America can't collapse!"
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"Who will survive in this new world?"
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"And I'm the guy you want to know when the stuff hits the fan."
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"Let's all go into our suspended state till he gets back."
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"Homer, meet the Springfield Preppers."
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"while us townies are scrubbing the bilge!"
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"Not preppies. Preppers."
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"It's based on nothing."
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"That's super."
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"When grown-ups say that,"
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"the sheeple will clean out every supermarket in town."
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"Uh... are you eating my grain?"
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"What's that about?"
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"I guess an open garage isn't the best hiding place."
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"Water is money, unless gasoline is money."
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"I have come from a place where the land is warm,"
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"Aren't they just saying "refrigerator"?"
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"The Springfield Preppers' top secret Bug-Out Retreat."
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"Homer, we all know America's collapse"
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"Anyway, when the Four Horsemen ride,"
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"I can't find all our cereal crackers,"
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"In here is everything we need to survive."
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"It's reassuring to see you're aware of the future,"
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"Creepy?!"
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"Marge, the apocalypse is coming."
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"Your cheese puffs. Those are doodles."
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"There you have it."
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"A town without rules, without leadership,"
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""The end of the world as we know it"?"
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"Is that sax alto or baritone? Baritone."
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"Ay, caramba indeed."
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"the rest of our lives here?"
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"Homie, I never thought we'd turn our backs"
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"everyone laughed at me."
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"And now all those people are on their own."
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"If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today."
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"But some day, those good looks are gonna fade."
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"What?!"
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"in Civilization 2.0: Rise of the Weirdos."
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"I may have solved that problem."
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"Now we're going to leave this place."
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"I've got to be honest with you."
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"So we'll take these supplies"
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"You're a good man, Homer Simpson."
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"Hmm, I cut the wires to something."
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"If we miss it, we're dead."
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"corn flakes and flash frozen corn niblets!"
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"The world didn't end!"
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"What happened with the E.M.P.?"
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"Maybe a little bit brighter."
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"And the spirit of neighborly cooperation broke out"
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"The zoo animals weren't eaten?"
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"This non-disaster is a catastrophe!"
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"No, no."
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"was I was gonna poison all your drinking water."
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"Which is why I'm only drinking my own urine."
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"all the brains you can eat."
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"D'oh!"
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"Yeah, Mom, you promised!"
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"Sorry, Mrs. Simpson."
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"This isn't a learn zone."
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"Darn it, it's a fun place!"
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"- Yay! - Yay!"
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"For maximum safety, all children must wear"
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"anti-kidnapping bracelets."
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"Is this a kid you'd pay ransom for?"
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"Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?"
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"You'd have to wrap cheese around it."
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"Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!"
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"Where do they go?"
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"Welcome to the Mormon Church,"
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"America's most respectable cult."
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"Can I keep an eye on that kid?"
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"He's fabulous."
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"Oh! It's always my kids."
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"Where'd they go?"
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"Holy moley."
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"Oh, it's hopeless!"
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"Dad, come up, come up! Pretty, pretty please!"
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"Absolutely not!"
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"Come on, Dad! No! Never!"
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"Here I come."
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"Only wanted... to be fun."
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"Shh, shh, shh."
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"Soon you'll know peace."
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"Ralphie!"
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"What cool kid thing's in here?"
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"No kids. That's what's cool."
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"What's pitiful is if you is ignorant."
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"I hate working here."
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"At least at Krustyburger,"
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"you could burn yourself and go home."
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"Unauthorized child departure."
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