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Clips from The Simpsons - Missionary: Impossible (S11E11)

"[ Both Laughing ]"
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"Now your music room can sound..."
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"just like the Metropolitan Museum in New York."
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"who could be counted on to ''phone it in.''"
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"Folks, we just reached our goal of $10,700..."
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"we've learned it's Homer Simpson of 742 Evergreen Terrace."
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"[ Screams ] Why did I register with Insta-Trace?"
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"[ Cheering On TV]"
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"Um, it's an honor to give $10,000..."
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"- has made public television so very, very unnecessary. - [ Scattered Applause ]"
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"I'd like to withdraw $10,000, please."
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"- [ Screams ] The hooligans! - Bash his eyes out!"
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"- [ Screams ] - [ Clamoring ]"
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"[ Whimpers ] W-Wait!"
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"[ Whimpers, Grunts ]"
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"- [ Gasps ] - Micro-Asia? That's 1 2,000 miles away."
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"- Missionary work? - He's dead, isn't he?"
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"This doesn't look so bad."
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"Huh? [ Whimpers, Sighs ]"
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"- Well, see ya. - You're leaving? Wait. What do I do here?"
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"Oh, we call that- [ Choking Sounds ]"
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"I am Ouilouiyukitanawanje."
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"[ Echoing ] Hello!"
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"I just don't think it's funny."
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"Maggie's now the brainy girl."
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"- [ Croaks ] - [ Slurping ]"
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"Well, not the Unitarians. If that's the one true faith, I'll eat my hat."
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"Now, if The Flintstones has taught us anything..."
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"I've just reviewed your 1 0-year performance record, and it's appalling."
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"A plane! Stop! Get me off this stinkin' rock!"
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"[ Slurps ] Mmm. ''Ooga-booga.''"
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"- [ Chattering ] - Okay!"
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"- Yea! - [ Chattering ]"
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"How can ace be one and 1 1 ?"
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"but look at me! [ Chomping ]"
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"Guess who I saw at the supermarket today."
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"but I have to say, we built a pretty nice cage for him."
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"- [ Chattering ] - These are from the children."
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"[ Chiming ]"
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"- I'm the greatest missionary of all time! - [ Rumbling ]"
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"- [ Murmuring ] - Shh!"
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"[ Chorus ] # The Simpsons #"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"- [ Announcer] You're watching PBS. - ## [ Trumpet Flourish ]"
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"- You're watching PBS? - Hey, I'm as surprised as you..."
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"but I've stumbled upon the most delicious British sitcom."
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"''Do Shut Up''?"
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"It's about a hard-drinking yet loving family of soccer hooligans."
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"If they're not having a go with a bird..."
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"they're having a row with a wanker."
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"Cheeky."
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"#No feeling #"
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"-Jolly sodding X-mas, Major. - #For anybody else ##"
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"Oh, crikey!"
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"You gave me a smash on the noggin last year."
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"Not in my parlor, you don't."
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"- The mother's the voice of reason. - Here come the cricket bats."
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"You don't have the cobbles."
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"- [ Both Snarling ] - [ Chuckling ]"
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"Classic. Not hard to see why it's England's longest-running series."
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"And today we're showing all seven episodes."
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"- Hey, what the hell's going on? - If you like great PBS programs..."
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"like Do Shut Up and Shut Your Gob..."
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"you'll want to support our pledge drive."
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"- [ Bart ] Rledge drive? [ Groans ] - That's right, Betty White."
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"Absolutely. If you watch even one second of PBS and don't contribute..."
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"you're a thief- a common thief!."
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"- Okay, take it easy, Betty. - Sorry, but these thieves make me so damn mad."
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"- You know who you are. Thieves! - You're mad? Where's my show?"
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"And Now it's time to go back to Do shut up"
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"Finally!"
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"- But first- - [ Groans ]"
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"With your donation, you'll receive this classic PBS tote bag."
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"Or this umbrella, featuring a picture of our classic tote bag."
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"And the next 20 callers will get this album of museum noises."
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"[ Footsteps Echoing ]"
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"- [ Man Coughs ] - Outstanding."
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"Why are you torturing me? I'm just a man!"
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"You know, I've worked with so many legendary actors over the years..."
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"Well, now it's your turn to phone it in- Your pledge, that is."
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"Please- Please! We're only $10,000 away from returning to our show."
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"Well, why didn't you say so?"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"- [ Line Ringing ] - Yes, I'd like to pledge $10,000..."
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"to get them to shut up."
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"From... anonymous. Done and done."
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"- Dad, you don't have $10,000. - Aw, how they gonna find me?"
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"[ Bell Dings ]"
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"and it's all thanks to one generous caller who didn't leave his name."
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"- [ Chuckling ] - But thanks to Insta-Trace..."
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"Our pledge enforcement van will be at his house in moments."
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"- Uh-oh. You gotta help me, Bart. - [ Footsteps ]"
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"That's it, boy! Go get help."
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"- [ Swing Squeaking ] - D'oh!"
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"Okay, Homer, don't panic."
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"Let me do the talking."
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"Here he is, folks, the man who saved PBS..."
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"- Homer Simpson. - [ Cheering ]"
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"Mom, Dad's on PBS."
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"Hmm? They don't show police chases, do they?"
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"especially now, when the rich mosaic of cable programming..."
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"- From now on, one of us always stays home. - Agreed."
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"Well said, Homer. And now for the moment of generosity."
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"- Will cash be okay? - Absolutely!"
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"- Well, then we got a problem. The banks are closed by now. - It's 12:15."
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"Maybe your movie star banks are open crazy hours..."
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"but we in Springfield are simple folk."
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"We like our cars fast and our banks closed. Uh-"
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"Okay, fine. We'll go down there, but they're not going to be open."
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"Yeah. It's a real ghost town in there."
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"[ Chuckles ] Get in there."
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"''You are on television. Please play along.'' Are you robbing me?"
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