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Clips from The Simpsons - The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed (S21E21)

"Thank you all for coming."
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"Hey, as a youth,"
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"if I don't hear a computer word every couple sentences,"
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"Duly noted."
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"But we will make sure not to dilute the sacred gospel."
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"Skype!"
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"...man I ever met!"
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"Hold that thought."
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"But I think you're up to the challenge, Ned."
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"You know, our Bible study group is going"
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"to the Holy Land next month."
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"take my family to a war zone"
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"in a country with no pork,"
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"Ooh, where..."
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"do I..."
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"Homer, I can hear your sarcasm from inside the house."
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"just to try to make my husband a better man?"
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"L'chaim!"
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"They're okay with applesauce."
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"YOUR AMERICAN TAX DOLLARS AT WORK"
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"Yes, it is fitting."
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"This country's so historic."
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"You may notice I speak the english with a slight accent."
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"No joke. Is true. Great prices."
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"- Come on. Let's go! - Do you have any safety tips?"
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"Brochure? Who wrote your brochure?"
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"The same schmuck who wrote the New Testament?"
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"Shalom is the "aloha" of this place."
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"Come on. Let's go. Please shut your face!"
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"Flanders, that stuff's been here for thousands of years."
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"Homer, that's not why we're here."
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"Because of him, no armenian quarter."
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"Lord, please help Homer"
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"just the slightest bit of reverence?"
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"That is going right on stupidflanders.org."
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"You know, Homer, you might really benefit"
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"Yello. This is he. Yeah, I wanted to know:"
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"SP90325,"
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"the hotel leaves chocolates on the pillows at night.""
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"dead baby, dead baby..."
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"I'll bring you an envelope full of nothin'."
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"- Karate! - Krav Maga!"
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"More hyah..."
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"ha-mee-ha-gee!"
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"And we know all about you."
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"Ay, caramba."
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"Hey, is that the Ark of the Covenant?"
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"Quit going for my groin!"
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"No groin, no Krav Maga."
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"believed to be the home of the tomb of your Lord."
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"And now, let me gaze with reverence"
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"in christendom, not your backyard hammock!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's so hard to sleep knowing Marge and the kids"
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"This is the tomb of the most famous man who ever lived!"
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"Porky Pig?!"
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"But he is buried here, right?"
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"You come all the way to Jerusalem, the happiest place on earth,"
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"You are such a..."
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"Whatever. It's your camera."
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"A sand horse: car of the desert!"
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"to jekyll down this hyde."
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"the battle begins!"
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"Not so fast, we can't transform on the Sabbath!"
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"Let us power down and contemplate the Torah."
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"Good luck surviving without me!"
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"And hungry and horny,"
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"Water!"
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"pickle, carrot, tomato, pickle, carrot, tomato..."
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"I am more than alive, woman."
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"I am..."
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"The Messiah..."
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"I am the Messiah, come to save the world!"
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"Look upon me and shudder!"
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"As you wish. But look not upon her with lust,"
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"and do not send her friendly e-mails."
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"Have you ever noticed that dad always gets the disease"
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"And only one site is sacred to muslims, christians and jews:"
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"Dome of the Rock?"
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"This shrine contains the rock"
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"on which Abraham was going to sacrifice his son."
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"That's a barrel of laughs. Anyway, shut your face."
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"No, thanks."
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"Okay."
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"They allow everybody in Spain!"
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"Try Syria for two months, then we'll see who's pushy!"
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"I have come to gather you into a new faith."
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"Chrismujews."
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"They tell you what to eat,"
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"Spread the word!"
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"Peace and chicken."
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"Avert your eyes from my wrinkly arms!"
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"Uh-oh. Got another case of Jerusalem syndrome."
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"You can't hurt what's already dead."
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"I guess you can."
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"You'd probably get a better deal at a mall back home."
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"They have malls on land?"
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"You don't get too full,"
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""Welcome to Bible study!""
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"Today, my readin' ribbon's smack-dab"
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"in the middle of Matthew 23."
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"I am outta here."
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"Mousepad! Double click! Skype!"
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"Matthew 23:"
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""Then spake Jesus to the multitude,"
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"Hey, my bathing suit came off!"
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"Hey, it floats!"
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"Schnell! Schnell!"
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"Homer Simpson."
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"You are the most infuriating,"
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"Netflix DVD-burglaring, barbecue-not-putting-out..."
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"- That might seem to be true... - I sense a "but" coming, reverend..."
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"Here comes the butt!"
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"Oh, reverend, I've been working my Bible to the bone trying to save that man."
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"He lovingly destroyed them."
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"Instead of pushing Homer away,"
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"Homer?"
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"I'd like you and your family to come as my guests."
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"Hmm, let me think..."
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"on a bus filled with religious lame-os"
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