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Clips from The Simpsons - HOMR (S12E12)

"Cool! Japanimation."
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"Your laugh is incorrect, Meganaut!"
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"Wait. I'm confused. Why was a wolf shooting a web?"
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"Daddy, are you sure it's okay for us to watch cartoons?"
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"It's approved by a council of Presby-Lutheran ministers."
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"Hmm?"
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"Excuse me, but isn't that voice very similar to the Cowardly Lion?"
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"After a tough day on the set..."
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"how do Itchy and Scratchy relax?"
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"With Laramie Extra-Tar Cigarettes."
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"Wait a minute. Was that cat making out with that mouse?"
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"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
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"That dog's a riot."
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"Hey."
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"See? Now, wouldn't you love to see that move performed by a cartoon possum?"
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"Kids."
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"Here's your candy."
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"Absolutely."
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"#We're in the money We're in the money #"
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"For automated stock prices, please state the company name."
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"- Animotion. - Animotion, up one and one-half."
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"You're my ticket out of this hellhole."
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"- Homer! - Sorry."
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"The firm declared super-duper bankruptcy..."
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"Okay, people. Let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our families."
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"Now let's move on to the real issue- Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup."
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"There was enough left for this cowbell."
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"Like you chew on a telephone wire till you get a shock."
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"Ah, you get a few side effects."
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"- Are those ears? - Ow! Not so loud!"
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"Who's gonna buy a pill that makes you blind?"
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"Where did that rat come from?"
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"- He must have brought it in with him. - Hmm."
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"- Hey. What's that? - Zoom in on section eight."
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"There's a crayon in my brain?"
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"But I've had thousands of head X-rays."
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"You see, whenever I pick up an X-ray, I always hold it like this."
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"My thumb must have covered up the crayon every time."
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"Mr. Simpson, this could be responsible for your subnormal intelligence."
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"Hey, I came here to be drugged, electrocuted and probed, not insulted."
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"It could vastly increase your brainpower- or it could possibly kill you."
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"Oh, Homer, where have you been?"
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"Everything from Hop on Pop to Death Be Not Proud."
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"That sonata may not be a Glenn Gould performance..."
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"but I must say it's "good as Gould.""
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"Better. I was working on a flat tax proposal..."
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"because we all have a crayon up our nose."
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"Maybe it's not a crayon made of wax."
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"Maybe it's a crayon made of prejudice."
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"- Question. - Yes, Nelson."
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"- A moron says what? - Not being a moron, I wouldn't know."
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"However-"
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"- What? - Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your moron."
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"we are canceling art, music and dance."
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"- What you mailing, Homer? - I've compiled a thorough safety report on this plant."
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"and send it straight to the Nuclear Regulatory Commission."
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"Homer's the guy who rigged up my pants with this special codpiece."
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"It provides the freedom and protection I so sorely need."
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"It seems the federales have been tipped off by an anonymous whistle-blower."
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"there will be massive layoffs."
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"Effigy, eh? Yeah, nothing burns like an effigy."
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"And I was a lot happier before I knew Dame Edna was a man. A lot happier."
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"Power off, Einstein."
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"Dad, as intelligence goes up, happiness often goes down."
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"A walk? That's a really good idea."
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"Hmm? Hmm."
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"Wait a minute. Somebody's not laughing here."
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"Change me back to the blissful boob I was!"
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"And I think your "octo-parrot" would agree."
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"Polly shouldn't be."
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"Say- Moe Szyslak?"
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"- That's very popular. - I want you to stick this crayon..."
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"All right. Tell me when I hit the sweet spot."
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"Defense!"
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"Uh, that's pretty dumb, but, uh-"
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"- Extended warranty? How can I lose? - Perfect."
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"Yeah. Which reminds me, I need a sandwich."
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"Well, that I know how to do."
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"#The Simpsons #"
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"Seems like animated shows are everywhere- or were, last year."
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"Electro-web, deploy!"
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"Now I control the Roboverse!"
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"Man, that Princess Tempura's one heck of a Transformazoid."
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"What you making there, Gravey?"
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"It's a pipe bomb, Jobriath..."
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"for to blow up Planned Parenthood."
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"I don't know, Gravey."
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"I'm sick of your lack of faith."
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"Yea!"
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"And then I created the voice of Yellow-bellied Yak."
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"All I need is some courage. Courage, I tell ya."
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"Also, sir, your Loudmouth Leopard is a rip-off ofJackie Gleason."
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"Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina."
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"with the stealing and the lawsuit and the " Oh, nice judge."
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"Don't hurt a person with the thing.""
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"Mmm. Mm-hmm."
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"And now there's more nico-glycerol."
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"I don't know what's in 'em. I just know I can't stop smokin' 'em!"
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"Folks, you're about to witness the exciting new process of motion-capture animation."
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"# I'm a little teapot, short and stout #"
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"Uh, let me see."
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"And that's the truth."
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"Don't spay or neuter your pets. Good night!"
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"Zipperoonie."
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"Oh, yeah. Urinal cake eroding. Eroding! Eroding!"
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"Gone!"
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"That motion-capture suit is just what this country needs."
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"Just think of all the hilarious motions that are going uncaptured."
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"Like this."
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"An opossum capering around like that would be a smash hit."
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"It would be the world's funniest marsupial."
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"Yeah, right. That suit gizmo could be worth billions!"
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"And I'm gonna get a piece of the action!"
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"So, does he still work here, or what?"
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"I'd like to withdraw my life savings, please. And hurry!"
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"Uh, sir, this is a joint account."
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"Uh, you'll need your wife's signature too."
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"Oh! Yes, of course."
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"Hello, Marge. Hi, Homie."
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"Sign this, please. You're the boss."
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