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Clips from The Simpsons - Grift of the Magi (S11E11)

"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"that devastated Brazil last summer..."
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"or Robin Williams level of hair coverage."
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"- [ Groaning ] - Are you okay?"
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"[ Laughs ] Look. You're Milhouse."
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"Why are you doing that?"
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"Now, I'm afraid your son has cracked his coccyx."
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"Sorry. How long will he take to recover?"
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"But don't worry, son. It fits snuggly under your clothes."
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"Now, son, this is a teaching hospital..."
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"Principal Skinner, I thought public schools..."
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"Technically, yes, but the building costs would be astronomical."
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"Did I hear the word ''astronomical''?"
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"If so, my construction outfit, Valdazo Brothers Olive Oil, is poised to help."
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"No, no, no, no. We're not building anything."
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"How did those trucks get here so fast?"
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"Good Lord. Do we really need all those ramps?"
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"Who's to say? Does a peacock need all those feathers?"
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"- [ Whimpers ] - [ Squeaks ]"
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"This is a proud day."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"here's the first of what I hope will be many disabled students, Bart Simpson."
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"[ Grunting ] Ta-da!"
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"[ Grumbles ]"
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"But due to lack of funds, Springfield Elementary is closed forever."
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"[ All ] Yea!"
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"Oh, you're cheering now. But someday you'll-"
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"Yea!"
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"- What will become of our kids? - Where are the refreshments?"
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"Feed the Children. Save the Whales. Even Release the Hounds."
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"Uh, well, maybe we can pry open his wallet with a slick, professional pitch."
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"'cause I'm too dumb to read a map."
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"I never liked that Dr. Stupid."
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"The holiday season is approaching, and these children need a school."
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"Valencia? [ Scoffs ] These are juice oranges."
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"Howdy, children. I'd like to welcome you back to school."
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"That's why it failed, right? Well, we're not gonna make you memorize facts and dates."
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"Hey, I'm here to make sure that you get a kick out of education."
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"- [ Thumping ] - [ Bart Grunting ]"
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"Check it out. I'm breaking books at a sixth grade level."
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"Boy, that sounds fun."
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"I know. But I'm still not gonna do it."
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"My busy box. It's got everything."
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"I'm calling Daddy."
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"What are you talking about? Oh, geez."
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"- It should never stop dancing. - [ Martin ] It should need accessories."
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"But we're trying to come up with a name for a toy."
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"- Fun? - Ralph, there are no right or wrong answers..."
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"The before teacher yelled at me too."
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"Um, Fungus, Funzo, Attila the Fun."
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"- The word is ''irony.'' - Huh?"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Give me a hug."
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"[ Screams ]"
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"[ Groans ] Is this gonna be like one of those horror movies..."
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"[ Clears Throat ] ''Really big show.'' No, no. I can do it better."
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"Hello folks! That's the end of Krusty's Non- Denominational Holiday Funfest"
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"and a solemn, dignified Ramadan."
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"- [ Computerized Male Voice] I see you. - [ Gasps ]"
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"- Funzo's soft and cuddly. - With lots of firepower."
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"- Aren't you outraged? - No."
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"- But if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with. - Good. Saddle up the bikes."
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"Hang on. I got another call."
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"How did you get past Gary Coleman?"
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"Do you have any idea how much pressure we're under..."
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"Funzo's Lower Back Pain Chair..."
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"[ Gasps ] Did you see that?"
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"[ Krusty's Voice ] Hey, kids. It's- [ Groaning ]"
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"- You mean like Microsoft? - Exactly."
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"[ Dance Music, Vocalizing ]"
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"He's a toy-killing machine!"
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"Now why would you wear cleats to a store?"
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"Unless-"
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"- So who am I beating up? - Nobody."
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"Now let's see. This'll make three Christmases I saved..."
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"- Oh! Sorry. - [ Cat Screeches ]"
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"[ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"Silent night"
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"I'm very mad at 'ou. [ Groans ]"
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"That's a very glib interpretation."
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"Hey! Don't talk to my sister that way."
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"Perhaps. But let's not get bogged down in semantics."
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"I think what Lisa meant to say is-"
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"Hey. Look out! [ Shouts ]"
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"Hey. It is Christmas. We better get home."
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"And- Oh, heck."
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"No way. I'm having Christmas at George Clooney's house."
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"- Gary. - All right. I'll come."
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"pulled his head out of the oven and replaced it with a plump Christmas goose."
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"Uh, listen. I kind of banged up that Jeep in the driveway."
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"- [ Murmuring ] - Shh!"
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"[ Chorus ] The Simpsons"
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"GRIFT OF THE MAGI"
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[Jazzy Solo ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"- [ Marge Grunts ] - [ Homer Groaning ] Get me down!"
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"Our top story: The ozone hole..."
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"Whoo! Springfield rocks!"
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"Residents are advised to stay inside..."
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"unless you wear sunscreen or are very, very hairy."
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"Experts recommend a class nine..."
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"[ Milhouse] Help! Somebody!"
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"[ Whimpering ] Let me in, for the love of-"
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"I've been better."
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"I can't wait till we're teenagers. Then we'll be happy."
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"Or The Game of County Seats."
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"Aw, the zoning disk is warped."
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"All right! Silly String!"
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"Who wets their bed now, Milhouse? [ Laughs ]"
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"I'll be in my room"
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"It's got to be something fun in my parents closets"
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"What's the matter? Scared you might like it?"
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"I'll show you who's scared."
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"[ Both Laughing ]"
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"[ Together] Sisters are doing it for themselves"
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