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Clips from The Simpsons - The Call of the Simpsons (S01E01)

"Shut up, Flanders."
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"Hey, Dad, how come we can't get a decent mower, like the Flanders have?"
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"Just be happy with what you've got, son. Don't try to keep up with the Flanders'."
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"How do you like my new wheels, Simpson?"
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"Oh, wow, man! What an RV!"
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"Bart! Uh, I suppose it has, uh, various features."
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"Oh, it's got everything-- microwave, dish washer,"
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"But, uh, how can you afford something like this, Ned?"
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"Ooh, credit!"
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"Oh! Ah!"
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"We're just browsing. Thank you."
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"- Behold! - Oh, wow!"
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"Does it have its own satellite dish, sir?"
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"You can tell your son it has its own satellite."
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"- Ay, caramba. - This is better than our house."
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"- How much is it? - Oh."
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"You're a man of your convict-- You just wanted to ask that and blurted it out, didn't ya?"
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"- You do? - I really do."
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"- You're not Roman, are you? - No!"
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"work it out and you'll, you'll drive home in this!"
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"You ever known a siren to be good?"
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"Seems the Ultimate Behemoth is a wee bit out of your price range."
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"And "weebit" is me bein' polite."
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"I don't wanna go away empty-handed, Bob."
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"a little more you."
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"Well, what do you think?"
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"- Yeah. - Two months from now, your head's in that window."
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"Oh, well, I don't know. Would it be all right if l conferred with my family?"
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"Called me, said, "Save the little one. I'm coming." Here he is."
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"here we come!"
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"Homer, I'm telling you."
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"- Mom, I'm scared. - We all are, dear."
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"Your father says there's nothing to worry about."
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"Okay, nobody move, and nobody panic."
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"- Will somebody help her? - Look, Maggie. Birdies."
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"- There. Finished. - You are?"
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"That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class."
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"- Besides, there's nothing to be afraid of. - Right."
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"A rattler!"
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"Through here, boy. Back to civilization."
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"- How do you know? - When you're an experienced woodsman like me,"
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"The boys certainly are taking a long time."
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"Oh, Bart! Oh, Bart, my beautiful son!"
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"Don't have a cow, Dad."
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"What? Oh!"
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"- Yeah, man. - Okay. Slap a fern on there, boy."
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"And some moss for me. All right."
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"- Ready to hit the town. - But, Dad, I am so hungry!"
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"Ah, food. Good thinking, son."
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"This young sapling ought to do the trick."
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"This is a trap. It's gonna catch us our dinner. Come on, boy."
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"This time I'll just go into the bushes over there,"
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"- Oh, bears! - Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, what the heck, have me! Come and get it!"
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"Bears."
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"Yeah, I suppose so. Good night, Mom."
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"- G-G-Good n-n-night, son."
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"Sleep tight."
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"- Are we there yet? - No!"
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"- We're saved! - Uh, Homer. Bees?"
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"What?"
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"itÂ’s foul language and, most of all, itÂ’s indescribable stench."
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"We now return you to the president's address already in progress."
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"It looks as if you girls have been getting along all right,"
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"but it's a darn good thing we found you when we did."
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"There is?"
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"- What does it eat? - I don't understand. What's this all about?"
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"- Is this going to be on TV? - Coast to coast."
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"- Just a little further. - Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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"N-Nice grizzlies. Nice grizzlies."
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"- Huh? - Maggie!"
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"Nice grizzlies. Nice grizzlies."
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"Get in the car!"
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"You are darn lucky we got here in time to rescue you."
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"- What the hell are you talking about, sir? - He's getting away. After him!"
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"We gotta take him alive. You got that tranquilizer gun ready?"
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"Avenge me, son. Avenge my death."
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"Last week's capture of Bigfoot turned into the scientific poser of the century."
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""Who was this Homer?""
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"They are now ready to announce their findings."
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"Uh, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"This thing may or may not be human."
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"That's what he thinks."
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"or... a brilliant beast."
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"Howdy, Bart. Hot enough for ya?"
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"Whoa!"
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"big screen TV, deep fryer and, oh, see up there on the roof?"
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"- A satellite dish! - Yes, indeedly-doodly."
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"I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $27 a week more than I do."
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"Oh, it's simple, Simpson. Credit."
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"I'd like to see your finest RV. Do you have something that's better than the Land Behemoth?"
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"Yes we do. That would be the Ultimate Behemoth."
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"- Where is it? - You are standing in its presence."
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"The Van Star One, launched last February, just for this thing, that's all."
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"- Whoa, man! - I'm not sure that we can afford--"
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"- Does it have a deep fryer? - It has four of them--"
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"I don't think we can afford this."
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"Let's worry about that later. Come on. Let's take a tour. Want to? Come on"
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"Wait till Flanders gets a load of this."
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"Seems so expensive."
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"Hey!"
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"first of all, I want you to know I like your face."
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"Look like a god, sort of."
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"If you're saying to me, " Bob, is this guy good for it?""
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"even though my name's up there."
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"Long story, but that doesn't matter. I'm gonna have to run it through the computer."
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"Is that a good siren? Am I approved?"
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"No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren."
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"That's the computer in case I went blind, telling me,"
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""Sell the vehicle to this fella, and you're out of business.""
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"- That's what the siren says. - Oh."
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"You couldn't afford this thing if you lived to be a million."
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"Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?"
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"Take it easy there. Don't ruin this feeling I'm gettin' from ya."
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"You gotta be kidding me."
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"- Used, isn't it? - What'd you say?"
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"- Uh, is it used? - Mr. Simpson, you're never gonna own a better RV."
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"- I swear it, Bob. - This is you and me."
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"- On my honor. - 350 a month."
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"Mr. Simpson, if you have to talk it over with those humans out there,"
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