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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's Inner Child (S05E05)

"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"Quit it. Quit it."
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"Blah. Blee. Bleh. [ Chuckles ] Stupid animals."
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"Ah, the daily newspaper."
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"[ Gasps ] Oh, my God!"
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"- [ Car Door Closes ] - [ Tires Screech ]"
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"- [ Laughs ] - [ Bicycle Horn ]"
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"- There once was a man named Enis-- - I can just haul it away, free?"
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"You're a good dog, aren't you, boy? Aren't ya?"
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"- Hmm? - Hi, Son."
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"I don't know if this is a good idea."
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"Marge, it's the perfiect exercise. It'll double the value of our house..."
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"- Are you sure it's safe? - Absolutely."
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"Whee-- Ow! I bit my tongue."
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"- Catch me, Lord. Catch me. Wh-- - Ow!"
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"- Homer, this is terrible. - Okay. Okay. I'll take care of it."
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"[ All Moaning ]"
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"I told you this was a bad idea."
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"Hey, Krusty. I'm bringing back the--"
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"D'oh! [ Grunting ]"
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"I'm thirsty."
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"- Checkmate, Mr. Trampoline. - [ Whirring ]"
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"but someday you'll rust!"
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"- You really wanna get rid of this trampoline? - Uh-huh."
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"I can name 1 0 things. Um..."
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"- I made sloppy joes. - [ Scoffs ] That's not fun."
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"Kids, tell me the truth. Am I no fun? Do I just nag all the time?"
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"I'm going to my sisters' now."
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"[ Ned ] Careful there, Marge. You almost nicked me."
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"And I don't like this urine sample one bit."
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"His infomercial plays round the clock on Channel 77."
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"Let's look at the rainbow. What's in there?"
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"I'm watching a videotape that could change our lives."
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"Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid."
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"That's right. It's the Brad Goodman... something or other."
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"And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the ''you''..."
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"in ''impr-you-vement.''"
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"That video really opened my eyes."
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"I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive coculprit."
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"Homer, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?"
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"Marge, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now."
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"I'm hearing that you feel a lot of shame."
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"Me too. [ Whistles ]"
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"Surplus drums of mayonnaise from Operation Desert Storm."
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"[ Gasps ] Brad Goodman is coming to town!"
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"Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work."
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"Okay, I'll try. [ Chuckles ]"
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"I'm a grown man now, and I can run my own life.!"
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"You just wanted to express yourself, yes?"
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"People, this young man here is the inner child I've been talking about."
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"This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder..."
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"What's important here is that this lad has fully developed ego integrity..."
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"[ All ] Yea! Living! Living!"
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"- Be like the boy. - Be like boy! Be like boy!"
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"- Now, the seniors in the back. - We like Roy! We like Roy!"
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"Folks are finally accepting their feelings and communicating with no holding back."
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"Is that why you're sitting on an ice cream sandwich?"
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"and do something I've always wanted to do."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"I'm blue. Time for some of my patented spitting off the overpass."
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"- Aw, man! - [ All Spitting ]"
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"I see."
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"You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one-hour photo, instant-oatmeal society."
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"It'll be a welcome change from our annual Do As We Say Festival..."
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"and I'm really enjoying this so-called ''iced cream.''"
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"Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything..."
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"I-I'd just like to say that-- [ Clears Throat ]"
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"- [ Man ] My God. They're naked. - Double your pleasure, Springfield."
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"Skateboards? You copycat wannabes."
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"By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her."
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"here's the, uh, Godfather of Soul,James Brown."
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"" Ow! I feel good ""
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"- [ All Gasp ] - Hey. Wait a minute. Hold on here."
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"- I didn't feel like it. - Hey. I hear you, buddy."
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"but my inner critic says you should've done your job."
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"- [ Loud Screeching ] - [ Riders Screaming ]"
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"- Mister, I can't stand the sound of your voice. - Oh, really?"
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"Oh, now, now. There's no need to resort to violence."
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"- Aw, sure there is. - [ Clamoring ]"
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"I knew it. If only I had nagged more."
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"- Here, boy. In here. - Huh?"
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"That's not fair. The lesson here is that..."
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"self-improvement is better left to people who live in big cities."
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"- Quit it! Mom! Bart's making faces. - [ Spoon Clatters On Floor ]"
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"Ooh, the Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away 60 soiled mattresses."
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"Why do you read that ''Free'' column, Homer? They never have anything good."
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"- What is it? - ''Tramampoline.'' ''Trambapoline.''"
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"Oh, no, you don't. That trampoline is mine!"
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"- [ Panting ] -[ Bicycle Horn ]"
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"- [ Spits ] Huh? - [ Bicycle Horn ]"
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"- [ Gasps ] Krusty! - That's me."
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"[ Goofy Laugh ] You here for the trampoline?"
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"- Yeah. What's the deal? - Well, I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act..."
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"but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limericks."
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"Yep. It's all yours."
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"[ Chortling ]"
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"Hi, Son. Hi, Son."
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"Wow!"
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"[ Panting ] I can't believe it."
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"Whoa. Whoo-hoo!"
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"[ All Whooping ]"
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"- Hey, look at me. - Whoa-ho."
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"- Bart, look. - I will never get tired of this."
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"and it was free-- free!"
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"- "[ Calliope ] - [ Delighted Squeals ]"
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"- It smells funny in there. - No, it doesn't."
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"Whoo. [ Laughing ]"
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"Whoa. Yea-- [ Grunts ]"
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"- [ Groans ] - Otto, are you okay?"
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"- Yeah.Just pop my shoulder back in. - [ Cracks ]"
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"Ooh. Thanks, buddy. Hey, I lost my turn."
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"Each leap brings us closer to God."
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"- What have we done to make God angry? - You did it."
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"Stop jumping on me. I'm hurt."
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"All right, all right! I'll get rid of the trampoline."
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"You just keep right on driving."
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"Yep, it's finally gone."
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