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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Gets an F (S02E02)

"Your grades have gotten worse."
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"-Blah, blah, blah, blah. -Yes, ma'am."
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"Hand me your paper. I'll put it on the refrigerator."
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"No, Dad, I should really--"
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"Just a little dim, I guess."
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"-Where'd they land? -Sunny Acapulco."
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"Maybe one more dish. Make it cappuccino chocolate fudge."
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"Bring the TV up. Bart's got his vision back!"
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"-I know you're faking it. -Keep your mouth shut."
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"It isn't that simple."
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"I got held back in the fourth grade. Twice."
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"What was the pirate's name in Treasure Island, Bart Simpson?"
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"Perhaps another demonstration."
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"There's a desk under that junk."
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"I need one more day to study, Lord. I need your help."
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"I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone can do it, you can."
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"Wake up and look at the snow."
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"The gas and water plants are closed."
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"Springfield county schools are--"
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"Springfield schools will be closed!"
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"Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!"
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"The first Congress faced a difficult job."
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"I've invented something fun. The sled."
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"Look, John Hancock's writing his name in the snow!"
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"Do you want to be held back a grade? Concentrate, man!"
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"Later, Mrs. K."
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"-Could you grade it now? -Well, all right."
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"Let me get Old Red."
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"It's a 59. That's another F."
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"Well, a 59. It's a high F."
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"-He's Bill. -He's Marty."
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"We can't get enough of each other."
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"And the nuclear power plant. That's closed too."
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"All right!"
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"Now, for all you youngsters, here it is."
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"Oh, I'm too excited!"
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"All right!"
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"Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast!"
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"Cowabunga!"
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"Last night, you prayed for this. Now your prayers have been answered."
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"I don't know who or what God is exactly."
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"But he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together."
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"And you owe him big."
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"You're right. I asked for a miracle, and I got it. I gotta study."
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"I'm not missing anything. Frozen ears."
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"Trudging up that stupid sled hill over and over. How good could it be?"
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"I haven't had this much fun in years."
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"Gotcha, Burnsie."
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"I was never one to back away from a snowball fight."
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"-Smithers, fire at will. -Certainly."
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"I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day..."
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"...the funnest day in the history of Springfield!"
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"Gotta study, gotta study!"
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""Four Days in Philadelphia.""
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""Could they make decisions that Americans could support?""
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"We hold these truths to be self-evident."
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"We hold these truths to be self-evident."
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"That from that equal creation, they derive rights--"
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"Look, everybody! It's snowing!"
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"-In the middle of July? -It's a miracle."
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"Please turn in your exam, Bart. Class is over."
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"Oh, no, I can't believe it."
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"I know. Another year together. It's gonna be hell."
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"What's the matter? I thought you'd be used to failing."
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"No, you don't understand. I tried this time. I really tried."
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"There, there."
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"This is as good as I can do, and I still failed."
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"Who am I kidding? I really am a failure."
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"Now I know how Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity in 1754."
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"You know, 1754. The famous defeat to the French."
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"-My God, Bart, you're right! -So?"
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"You demonstrated applied knowledge."
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"-You mean I passed? -Just barely."
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"I passed. I got a D minus! I passed!"
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"All right!"
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"I passed! I passed! I passed! I got a D minus!"
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"I got a D minus! I passed! I got a D minus!"
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"I passed! l--"
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"Kissed the teacher?!"
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"Thanks, Dad, but part of this D minus belongs to God."
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"Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report."
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"Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother."
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"I do not care who kills who."
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"To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman."
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"To live. I thank you."
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"Oh, absolutely brilliant!"
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"I truly believed you were Hemingway. Bravo, Martin."
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"-Call me Papa. -Some ketchup for your buns, Papa?"
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"We have time for one more report. Bart Simpson?"
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"Is your book report ready?"
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"Is it ready? What a question! Students, prepare to be dazzled."
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"The name of the book that I read was Treasure Island."
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"It's about these pirates..."
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"...with patches over their eyes and shiny gold teeth."
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"And green birds on their shoulders."
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"Did I mention it was written by Robert Louis Stevenson?"
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"And published by McGraw-Hill."
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"So in conclusion, on a scale of 1 to 10..."
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"...10 being the highest, 1 the lowest, and 5 average, I give it..."
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"...a 9."
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"Questions? No? Then I'll sit down."
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"Did you read the book?"
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"I'm insulted. Is this a book report or a witch hunt?"
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"Then perhaps you'll tell us the name of the pirate."
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"Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard."
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"-Bluebeard? -Sit down. I'll see you after class."
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"-Did you know that? -Yes, ma'am."
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"-Did you know there's a test tomorrow? -Yes, ma'am."
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"-Blah, blah, blah. -Yes, ma'am."
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"-You haven't been paying attention! -Yes, ma'am."
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"Then what did I say?"
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"-Straighten up and fly right? -Lucky guess."
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"Take that, granny!"
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"Hide! Deadly mothballs. Granny's kissing me!"
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"You reached the level of ungrateful grandchild. Try again, if you dare!"
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"A couple more games and I'll hit the books."
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"Soup's on! Hurry up, or it'll get that skin."
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"I hate that icky soup skin."
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"After dinner, it's down to business."
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"-Marge, get me another beer. -Wait, Lisa has some news."
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