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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Simpson (S09E09)

"[Hissing]"
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"I'll get it in a second. Don't worry."
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"Answer this, Professor."
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"[Grunting]"
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"- Hey! Some of us are still trying to solve it. - Just you."
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"Maybe I can't concentrate because of all your cooties!"
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"Uh-"
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"Liftoff!"
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"It can't just be a bad day."
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"Oh, ain't no big deal. All Simpsons start to lose their smarts around your age."
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"You take a dash of Dad, a pinch of Mom..."
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"Isn't there any way I can change my D.N. A..."
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"See the amazing frozen man."
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"Marvel at the floor that just won't come clean!"
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"- [Clank] - [Laughing]"
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"Maybe I should just give up now and settle into a mindless, happy stupor."
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"##[Triumphant]"
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"[Homer] Yes! [Laughs]"
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"All right. Sounds good."
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"- Hey! - Hey!"
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"I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus."
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"Boy, seeing that stomach surgery made me hungry."
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"- [Kids Crying] - Quit it!"
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"- I don't wanna turn out that way. - What way, angel pie?"
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"Your tomato soup is getting a skin on top."
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"I'll dance on her grave."
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"into a soft, Simpsony sludge."
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"Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced..."
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"It's time to give my brain its last meal."
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"[Lowers Voice] The real one's in my garage."
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"##[Violin]"
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"[Door Dings]"
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"Ah, well, Sanjay. That is the end of our freak show."
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"##[Disco]"
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"Yeah. While you still can. Thanks."
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"Damn. That felt like a sale."
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"And please don't deprive yourself of wonderful books like..."
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"- [Snoring] - Lisa. Lisa, honey, wake up."
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"[Voices Mumbling]"
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"I'm Chief of Complicated Surgery at the InvasiCare Clinic."
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"Or an environmental lawyer."
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"Or Regional Sales Coordinator for the third largest distributor..."
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"Oh, Dad, I've never been happier to be your daughter!"
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"Dearest Log: I am me again!"
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"I got it! Whoo-hoo!"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"Yuck. Salisbury soup again?"
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"My joe isn't sloppy enough."
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"And talk about weak coffee."
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"I'll take that."
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"I bought my lunch at the gas station."
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"It's the kind John Glenn eats when he's not in space."
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"Wow! Just like the commercial."
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""Professor Provolone's Picto-Puzzle.""
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""Professor Provolone's Picto-Puzzle.""
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"[Martin] That's a tough one."
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"- Got it! - Is this it?"
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"Excellent, Milhouse."
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"- How 'bout this? - Nice work, Bart."
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"How 'bout you, Lisa?"
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"Oh! Of course."
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"It's- [Whispering]"
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"Yeah! Champion of the world!"
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"[Grunting]"
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"It's called lice. And it's nothing to be ashamed of."
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"[Scratching]"
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"Okay, let's see. It's not Egyptian."
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"It's not Prince's names."
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"Uh-"
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"- Want a hint? - I don't need a hint, Ralph."
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"But you're suffering."
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"[Groans]"
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"So, Lisa. Did you get that brainteaser yet?"
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"For your information, none of your business."
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"You look tired. Are ya tired, Lisa?"
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"[Sighs] If you're suggesting I stayed up all night..."
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"trying to solve that childish puzzle..."
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"- [Clatter] - Ah. Now I can't remember my combination."
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"Look at my "aggieculture" project."
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"It's a piece of a cow."
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"Very nice, Janie. Good use of pipe cleaners, Becky."
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"[Buzzing]"
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"Don't open it, Ralph. I'll just give you a C-minus."
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"Yea!"
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"- Not finished, Lisa? - I'm finished. I just got to-"
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"[Grunts] There. It's a pig!"
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"It's an eraser with pushpins."
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"And a spring for his curly tail."
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"[Laughs] Oink, oink, oink."
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"This is terrible at best. I'm surprised at you, Lisa."
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"Me too."
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"Oh, it looks like somebody's "hoggir Dazs" ice cream."
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"[Laughs] I should write this down."
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"- More comir. - [Door Dings]"
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"Um, I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito."
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"You'll have it in 45 seconds, sir."
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"[Beeping]"
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"To pass the time, please enjoy this novelty pen."
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"Why would I want to look at a pen with a-[Gasps]"
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"Oh, no! Her clothes are coming off!"
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"[Chuckles] Hey, you know who would love this?"
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"Men."
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"Five, four, three, two, one."
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"[Moans]"
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"Look at this mess. Where is that elderly old man?"
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"Old man! Old m-"
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"[Screams]"
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"Hey, look. A freezer man!"
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"- Wait a minute. There is a note. - Oh."
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""I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future."
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""Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective."
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"P.S. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.""
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"##[Saxophone]"
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"Now you're swingir, honey."
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"## [Scatting Off-key]"
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"Darn it!"
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"Oh, no! No, no!"
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"The George Raft look is dead."
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