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Clips from The Simpsons - Jaws Wired Shut (S13E13)

"D'oh!"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"You do this every year! We are used to it!"
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"But don't tell Mom and Dad."
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"That's it! We're out of here!"
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"Ed O'Neill is Soccer Mummy."
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"But it's a laugh of impatience!"
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"And now, our feature presentation."
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"I hereby dedicate this statue of Drederick Tatum!"
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"So long, suckers!"
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"Now we go party."
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"Oh, dear! You can't eat solid foods!"
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"Oh, don't worry. On a man his size,"
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"Newsweek said you died of liver failure."
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"That's the kind of thing you just gotta know."
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"I am not gonna make you another sparerib smoothie."
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"Pardon my French, but sometimes that man's a goofy-doofy."
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"Uh-oh."
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"which had nothing to do with anything!"
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"and says her name is Mrs. Doody,"
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"We weren't going to go after last year's unpleasantness."
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"Maybe we can go."
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"politely pass up so many hors d'oeuvres."
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"Someone's done her henpecking."
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"You two are quite the couple. You must dine with us at Toad Hall."
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"I don't know what you said, but I'm sure it was beautiful."
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"Incident-free."
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"Oh, Homer, drop by my office tomorrow"
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"To where? How about Orgasmville! You... Hello? Hello?"
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"Sure thing, alky."
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"Welcome to Afternoon Yak."
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"I hope that was the only miniature in the bedroom."
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"Okay. You pick one out and I'll punch it to death."
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"I just poured myself a new glass of milk."
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"Vendors, start your gouging!"
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"Looking good, Mrs. S."
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"Uh-oh. Come on, old girl. Show them what you got."
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"I've never felt more alive!"
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"Don't hurt me! I'm not like you people! I'm loved!"
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"Homer, save me! Save me!"
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"He saved her! Isn't it great to have the old Dad back?"
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"The Simpsons"
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"Ah, there's nothing better than relaxing with my favorite magazine."
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"Oh, they're showing the filling now. Can they do that?"
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"Rainbows. Tank tops. Empowerment."
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"This is the gay pride parade! Woo-hoo!"
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"We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!"
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"Spoil sport!"
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"Uh..."
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"Oh, honey. Think pink! Look, a salute to safe sex."
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"We're gay. We're glad."
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"Wouldn't it be great if that man and woman got together?"
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"Cool! It's Lesbians of the Caribbean!"
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"Yo, ho, ho It's an alternative lifestyle for me"
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"Oh, a salute to brunch! Wave to brunch, Maggie."
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"Oh, look at those abs. Everyone here has a six-pack"
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"and I'm the only one with a keg."
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"Oh, God! Cover up!"
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"Four tickets for Shenani-Goats!"
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"Why is this movie PG-13?"
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""It may contain brief rudeness, adult explosions,"
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""and scenes with Garry Shandling. ""
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"These are so easy. It's obviously Tom Hanks."
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"Who?"
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"Otm Shank. He is India's answer to Brian Dennehy."
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"Otm Shank."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Come on! Show the movie!"
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"Justin's soccer team was in last place..."
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"You suck! No wonder your parents are getting divorced!"
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"...until they dug up a new player."
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"I feel good"
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"Go, Soccer Mummy! You taught me to believe in myself!"
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"Uh-oh!"
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"I'm laughing!"
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"Show the movie!"
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"So many previews. So many previews. So many previews."
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"If that's a phrase you like to hear, then you'll love Movie Call!"
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"Start the movie!"
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"Start the movie! Start the movie!"
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"Start the movie! Start the..."
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"They're out of control!"
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"Well, if we wanted to live forever,"
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"we wouldn't have become ushers."
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"Stop the madness! Start the movie!"
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"Maybe we should try to calm Dad down."
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"I prefer to egg him on."
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"Hey, Dad, has the movie started yet?"
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"Homer, you're going to get in trouble."
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"I'm not scared of those ushers."
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"What are they gonna do? Advance on me?"
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"This ends here!"
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"And so, for helping to KO litter in our community,"
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"Litter is my most treacherous foe."
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"I would like to eat its children."
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"My mouth. My beautiful mouth!"
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"Excellent bout."
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"Homer, you've suffered a broken jaw."
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"Broken jaw!"
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"He won't be able to talk for quite some time."
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"I've wired his jaw shut. It's all explained in this pamphlet."
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"Hmm."
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"Those are his favorites!"
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"I can't eat solid food!"
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"Stop it, Homer!"
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"that just provides sexual release."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Hey, Dad, I'm gonna make a human yo-yo."
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"If you object, clearly say no."
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"No! No objections, eh? That's great."
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"Milhouse, you ready to imitate that Jackass show?"
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"All those disclaimers made me want to do it more!"
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"Hey, Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar love Duff?"
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"Hey, it's Duffman!"
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"Duffman can never die! Only the actors who play him!"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"You must be here for the Duff Trivia Challenge."
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"That's right, local distributor."
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"One of you could win a lifetime supply of Duff!"
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"Okay, chug monkeys,"
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