Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life (S22E22)

"It's Texxon's way of saying,"
The Simpsons
"You're lucky you're behind glass."
The Simpsons
"I've never seen stores like these before."
The Simpsons
"chillin' in my basement bachelor pad."
The Simpsons
"You see that mirror?"
The Simpsons
"I discovered that if I sat in the kitchen,"
The Simpsons
"My bedpost smooshes"
The Simpsons
"My memorables!"
The Simpsons
"Whoop! Ahh!"
The Simpsons
"Is it true my mom was a great student?"
The Simpsons
"But I see myself making an impact outside the home."
The Simpsons
"by sitting in the park with Mother."
The Simpsons
"and I'm gonna find out what and when."
The Simpsons
"and I noticed her grades went down"
The Simpsons
"Hey, if it hadn't been me,"
The Simpsons
"Uh, I'm just whistling, man."
The Simpsons
"That's an insult to me and the rest of the inchworms."
The Simpsons
"Bart did it again!"
The Simpsons
"Okay, I've gotten rid"
The Simpsons
"hobbies..."
The Simpsons
"How many jazz musicians led long and happy lives?"
The Simpsons
"Good night."
The Simpsons
"What's so wrong with me?"
The Simpsons
"the seven of clubs!"
The Simpsons
"Just a picture of Lisa-- who wants to be nothing like me."
The Simpsons
"Hee-hee-hee."
The Simpsons
"Would it be so bad to turn out like me?!"
The Simpsons
"What kind of kiss did you get? Normal. You?"
The Simpsons
"Ta-dah!"
The Simpsons
"No, no, I can come back later."
The Simpsons
"I can get to you whenever I want, Simpson."
The Simpsons
"And you'll crack like one of those chicken turds"
The Simpsons
"You mean an egg?"
The Simpsons
"♪ ♪"
The Simpsons
"she's been saving in the freezer ten years" look."
The Simpsons
"Oh, thank you, four-eyes!"
The Simpsons
"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Quiet campus."
The Simpsons
"Um, 8:00. Thank you."
The Simpsons
"I'm attending an academy."
The Simpsons
"We just discuss the physics of the game."
The Simpsons
"I lead the team in E.R.A.: Extremely Right Answers."
The Simpsons
"Are you sure? He's having a growth spurt."
The Simpsons
"Well, if he's got you cornered,"
The Simpsons
"and Milhouse isn't there to help you,"
The Simpsons
"I don't know."
The Simpsons
"Well, I am so happy to be in your class."
The Simpsons
"It hit me the next day,"
The Simpsons
"Uh, Nelson,"
The Simpsons
"Uh, you do a lot"
The Simpsons
"That's social worker talk for "I'm poor"!"
The Simpsons
"A lot of bullies just phone it in."
The Simpsons
"Kearney."
The Simpsons
"That school is so great!"
The Simpsons
"Teachers teach so much better"
The Simpsons
"Because it's important to you that you don't turn out like me."
The Simpsons
"just so I would be happy."
The Simpsons
"Look what Maggie got!"
The Simpsons
"D'oh!"
The Simpsons
"♪ The Simpsons 22x05 ♪ Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life Original Air Date on November 14, 2010"
The Simpsons
"Hey!"
The Simpsons
"Mousey and Catsy, aren't they great?"
The Simpsons
"Now listen up, kids."
The Simpsons
"Krusty's sponsor, the Texxon family of gas stations,"
The Simpsons
"wants you to know that today's the last day"
The Simpsons
"of their "Happy Little Elves" giveaway!"
The Simpsons
""Sorry about those million dead pelicans.""
The Simpsons
"You'll really love the intentionally scarce"
The Simpsons
""Baby Must-Have.""
The Simpsons
"Don't you want her beyond all reason?"
The Simpsons
"Maggie, you can't climb into the TV."
The Simpsons
"If you could, I'd make Alex Trebek answer some questions."
The Simpsons
"Dad, I think Maggie's just sad"
The Simpsons
"'cause her set is missing "Baby Must-Have.""
The Simpsons
"No child of mine will go without anything, ever!"
The Simpsons
"Except quality health care!"
The Simpsons
"Yes, but they sold a bunch off to that frozen yogurt chain."
The Simpsons
"What a cheap date this is."
The Simpsons
"I'm not cheap, baby, I'm embarrassed to be seen with you."
The Simpsons
"Big difference. Hmm..."
The Simpsons
"Hmm. Nice part of town you got here."
The Simpsons
"Too bad you keep it so far away."
The Simpsons
"Now that we're best friends, can I get the baby elf?"
The Simpsons
"Pick a box."
The Simpsons
"You get what you get."
The Simpsons
"You can't tell what's inside!"
The Simpsons
"Oh, of all the times not to have x-ray vision."
The Simpsons
"Mm... I'll take that one."
The Simpsons
"Hmm?"
The Simpsons
"This isn't the right one. She wants the baby."
The Simpsons
"I can't give you another toy"
The Simpsons
"till you buy another ten gallons of gas."
The Simpsons
"Sure, it's easy to slap people"
The Simpsons
"when you're hiding behind that glass!"
The Simpsons
"You have a good day."
The Simpsons
"Drive all the way, get the wrong elf."
The Simpsons
"Ain't no glass."
The Simpsons
"I'll show them."
The Simpsons
"I'll buy ten more gallons of their stupid gas."
The Simpsons
"Whoo-hoo!"
The Simpsons
"D'oh!"
The Simpsons
"D'oh!"
The Simpsons
"D'oh!"
The Simpsons
"D'oh!"
The Simpsons
"D'oh!"
The Simpsons
"D'oh!"
The Simpsons
"Oh, Homie, maybe we should call it a day."
The Simpsons
"I'm sure you understand things can't always go your way,"
The Simpsons
"and that's why I can't believe we didn't get that stupid elf!"
The Simpsons
"Where the hell are we?"
The Simpsons
"I know where we are!"
The Simpsons
"This is the neighborhood where I grew up!"
The Simpsons
"Ooh, everything's changed."
The Simpsons
"That tree used to be a smaller tree."
The Simpsons
"And that food bank used to be a regular bank."
The Simpsons
"The march of progress."
The Simpsons
"There's my old house!"
The Simpsons
"Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back"
The Simpsons
"and look fondly at our house."
The Simpsons
"Well, stop in and say "hi" to me 'cause I'll still be there,"
The Simpsons
"Be sure to water the flowers on my backyard grave."
The Simpsons
Show more clips