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Clips from The Simpsons - Better Off Ned (S31E31)

"(grunts)"
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"but can I borrow your dud grenade?"
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"-in the state. -STUDENTS: Yay!"
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"To kick things off, please welcome the new mascot"
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"Milhouse, you didn't tell me your dad got another bad job."
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"The main guy got shingles."
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"How many-- ow! How many stingers can one be have?!"
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"(students screaming, clamoring)"
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"(grunting)"
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"(Bart laughs)"
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"It was all just a joke."
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"the school would be destroyed, and you took it away."
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"Mom, you heard there was an emergency and you came?"
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"-(laughs) -Mom,"
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"This is to not say my name."
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"Oh, God, you're one of those."
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"-Dear Lord... -Don't kneel. Don't kneel!"
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""Engel v. Vitale, 1962."
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""As a part of a religious program carried on"
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"by government, it is a matter of history...""
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"-NED: Amen. -(gasps)"
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"Fine. Stop, please! I've had enough."
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"I'm hanging with the French club."
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"Well, just don't make fun of me in French."
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"A demain."
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"oodily-doodily, we'll change that atti-toodily."
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"Stupid sunset."
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"I've got it! I've got it!"
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"We'll build character by building it ourselves."
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"that can never be taken from you."
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"there's no telling how far you'll go."
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"Well, if you ask me, he's not doing so well now."
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"Ned Flanders."
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"We're the ones who messed him up in the first place."
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"Well, for starters, you could stop calling me"
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""stupid Flanders.""
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"No, that's it."
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"He was laughing under that mustache."
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"(chuckles quietly)"
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"Bart's actually doing math homework."
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"Listen, I can help my own kid."
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"even I could help him."
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"I get my hair cut by hiding in the bushes"
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"when the gardener comes by."
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"Here, son. Let me help."
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"when I'm done."
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"(Homer imitating loud revving)"
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"(Homer and Nelson imitating motorcycles)"
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"Both boys are being helped."
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"What I'm trying to say is it's time to change Maggie."
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"All that glitters is not delicious Duff Gold!"
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"I see it all so clearly now."
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"I'm actually starting to like the little dingus."
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"(dramatic musical sting)"
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"No! Wait!"
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"I was only mentoring you"
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"but I can take it out on your kid."
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"I'm very chappy."
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"God is pleased to thank our corporate sponsor,"
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"you right-wing ding-dongs will keep me in office forever."
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"CROWD: Yay!"
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"and come together in holy union."
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"He's gonna crush Bart!"
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"¶ ¶"
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"-Dad? -Yes, son?"
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"I'm a great dad."
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"One day we'll have a beer about this and laugh."
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"-Can it be tomorrow? -Sure."
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"But for today, I know a certain stupid someone"
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"Maybe my boys and I could take you to a ball game sometime."
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"-What do you say? -Papa!"
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"Yay! We have a brother!"
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"-Mean foster brother. -ROD and TODD: Yay!"
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"Eh, what can I say? People change."
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"Tell me again, why did I trade Flanders for you?"
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"-(grunts) -FLANDERS: Ow!"
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"(angry muttering)"
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"(exclaims)"
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"(tires screeching)"
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"(tires screeching)"
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"MAN (laughs): Ha-ha-ha!"
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"And that's why, if you go to that little town in France,"
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"there's a statue of me surrendering."
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"See?"
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"Wow, Grampa, your stories are really cool today."
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"Yeah, the nursing home finally stopped using me as the placebo"
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"and gave me real meds. (laughs)"
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"(rapid clicking)"
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"But what I really wanted to do today was to give you this,"
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"my most precious possession."
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"(eerily): Open it."
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"¶ ¶"
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"(gasps)"
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"Put it back! Put it back!"
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"It don't work that way! It's like having a kid!"
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"(both scream)"
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"-Say your prayers, boy. -Never!"
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"(whimpers)"
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"Hmm?"
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"Ha, ha! I pranked ya."
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"(laughing)"
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"Grampa, that was hilarious."
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"I understand if the answer's no,"
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"(snoring)"
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"Aw, he's asleep."
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"That means yes."
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"(whistling a tune)"
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"Yay!"
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"No. No, no. Sedentary is a bad thing."
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"Our vocabulary score was also abysmal."
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"-Is that a bad... -It's a bad thing, yes."
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"-RALPH: Yay! -Now to get you kids"
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"up on your feet, we decided to have"
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"a two-hour-long sit-down assembly instead of recess."
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"No fair!"
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"-Sit down. -Yes... ma'am."
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"from the town's semi-amateur hockey team, Vinnie the Vulture."
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"-RALPH: Yay! -(fanfare plays)"
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"(grunts) Hey, kids."
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