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Clips from The Simpsons - $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) (S05E05)

"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Glass Shattering ]"
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"[ Announcer ] The News On Parade Corporation presents..."
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"Corporation News."
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"Springfield.: City on the grow.!"
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"So, watch out, Utica."
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"[ Scoffs ] The way people act around here..."
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"Yes! And you ain't gettin' it!"
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"Last chance. Whoo-hoo!"
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"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle..."
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"- Mm-hmm. Mmm. - Mm. Huh."
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"Better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy."
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"I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury..."
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"- And once elected, I will send for the rest of you. - Boo!"
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"The chair recognizes the little chick with the gleam of hope in her eyes."
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"This piggy bank contains $1 5 I saved from my allowance."
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"I could tighten my stranglehold on this dismal town!"
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"- [ Belches ] - Yea!"
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"[ Crowd Murmuring Marge's Name ]"
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"Very well then. Instead of fleeing this town..."
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"[ Mayor Quimby ] We're thrilled you've decided to build your casino on our waterfront."
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"- [ Yelping ] - [ Giggling ]"
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"[ Screams ] Me leg's gone gimpy! Who'll provide for me little ones?"
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"- [ Screaming Continues ] - [ Laughing ]"
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"[ Laughing Continues ]"
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"Oh-- What was I laughing at now?"
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"Gentlemen, I give you Britannia!"
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"- Now-- Now, dig this, man-- - Get out!"
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"It's got to have sex appeal... and a catchy name."
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"and I don't know which state to go as."
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"- Why? - I got a job at Burns's casino."
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"Your lifelong dream was to be a contestant on The Gong Show."
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"And you did it in 1 977. Remember?"
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"- " [ ''Oh! Susanna'' ] - [ AudienceJeering ]"
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"I want you to have my lucky hat."
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"Papa needs a new pair of spats."
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"Fat City, here I come!"
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"[ Gasps ] Oh, for crying out loud, I dropped one."
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"Ow! Ow! Ooh!"
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"So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja?"
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"- [ Honking ] - [ Low Growl ]"
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"Hey, tiger! Wake up!"
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"[ Roaring ]"
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"Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do? Start your own casino..."
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"in your tree house and get your little friends to come?"
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"Well, he certainly showed me."
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"Legalized gambling is a bad idea."
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"You can build a casino over my dead body."
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"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
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"[ Screeching ]"
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"[ Screeching Continues ]"
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"No! Please, please, please, please, please."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Sir, you haven't slept since the casino opened five days ago."
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"I would never have forgiven myself."
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"Now, you stay put, young lady."
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"Wow! Free beer!"
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"I don't wanna hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes?"
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"Herpes! Trust me."
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"- Anybody here have herpes? Huh? Huh? - [ Person Coughing ]"
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"- [ Germs ] Freemasons run the country! - Ew!"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"You're just mad because everyone in this town loves gambling except for you!"
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"- Well, that's just sad. - [ Grunting Continues ]"
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"- [ Meows ] - Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating?"
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"I mean, we haven't had a meal with Mom all week."
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"Pipe down, Sister! I gotta book a new act for tonight."
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"[ Shivers, Grunts ]"
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"Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust--"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Smithers, I've designed a new plane."
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"I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers..."
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"- Mom.! - Huh? What? Lisa, what's up?"
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"Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's hiding--"
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"[ Screams ] Bogeyman!"
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"but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house."
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"[ Trembling Audibly ]"
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"- What happened here? - Oh, nothing, Marge."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I have been spending too much time at the casino."
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"And she's not! And the geography pageant is tonight!"
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"Lisa, your mom still loves you."
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"[ Gasps ] I'm not a state!"
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"I call him Gamblor!"
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"And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"
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"[ Groaning ] Marge! Where are you?"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"- And get these Kleenex boxes off my feet! - Certainly, sir."
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"- Hop in! - But, sir-- [ Gasps ]"
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"I said hop in."
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"[ Panting, Gasps ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Homer, what is it? Slow down."
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"Then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trouper."
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"[ Gasps ] Lisa's costume!"
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"Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem."
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"You know, you're right, Homer."
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"" Batmobile lost its wheel and TheJoker got away, hey ""
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"'cause he was dressed like Santa Claus?"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"News On Parade..."
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"Bringing you the world of current events.!"
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"New gadgets.!"
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"And Hollywood!"
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"Hello, everybody!"
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"It's a proud day as Springfield is declared..."
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"And why not? Business is booming.!"
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"Half the country wears Springfield galoshes."
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"The city's even in the celebrity business. Everyone knows..."
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"- Professor ''Rubber Mouth'' hails from Springfield. - [ Man ] Bravo.!"
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"Everybody's chipping in."
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"Even this fella has Springfield's can-do spirit.!"
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"[ Barks ]"
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"Springfield is a city on the... grow."
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"-you'd think the streets were paved with gold. - They are."
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"Everybody wants somethin' for nothin'."
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"[ Humming ] Huh? Hey!"
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"- That's a right triangle, ya idiot! - D'oh!"
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"Thank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr. Kissinger."
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"- It was fun. - We'll let you know if your glasses turn up."
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