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Clips from The Simpsons - There's No Disgrace Like Home (S01E01)

"Ooh!"
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"Hey, what's the problem here?"
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"Mmm. Marshmallow."
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"I'm tying to get the unfortunate noises out of my system while I can."
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"Oh, Homer, Mr. Burns just said he liked it... once."
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"Stately Burns Manor. Heaven on Earth."
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"Oh, Thank you, Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you invited us."
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"I don't want him or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic."
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"He'll be gone by the tug-of-war, sir."
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"And... make yourselves at home."
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"Hey!"
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"Usually, I use their grades as a tiebreaker,"
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"I don't want to alarm anyone,"
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"but I think there's a little "al-key-hol" in this punch."
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"Oh, no, wait. Oh, no. Bart, don't."
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"- Drink the drink that I have made - Hey, brother, pour on the wine"
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"-And don't be lonely -Hey, brother, pour on the wine"
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"- Marge, I need you! - Hey, Homie, did you try the punch?"
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"You've gotta come with me. The boss is going to make a toast."
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"Why, you picked a perfect time to start."
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"" But now it's time to say good-bye."
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"Aw, that's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers."
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"Boy, I'm glad that's over."
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"Aw, come on. That cornball routine?"
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""I love you, Daddy." Give me a break."
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"- I pity you. - Why?"
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"Oh, Homie, I think I'm going to be sick."
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"And Bingo was his name Oh"
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"Room for one more."
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"Unable to fend for themselves, the baby bald eaglets..."
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"- Happy, Dad? - Yes."
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"Good. Commence shoveling."
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"even though we don't deserve it."
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"No, I'm not done yet!"
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"Maybe we should move to a larger community."
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"The sad truth is, all families are like us."
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"You think so, huh? Well, there's only one way to find out. Follow me."
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"- No belching. - The dad has his shirt on."
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"Look, napkins!"
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"The Y actually enjoy talking to each other."
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"Where's he going?"
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"- Homer, this is our house. - Aaah!"
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"- Are you coming in, Homer? - No, no."
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"Fans are getting a bit anxious here. Another beer, Moe."
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"- Eddie. - Evening, Moe."
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"You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me."
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"You got crummy little kids that nobody can control."
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"- Honey, aren't you going to work today? - Oh, I don't think so."
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"- Shut up! - Why don't you both shut up?"
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"Hi, friends. I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe."
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"Just family bliss, or double your money back. So call today."
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"Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center."
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"They're on TV!"
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"- Marge, go get the kids' college fund. - Hey!"
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"No, Dad. Please don't pawn the TV."
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"Oh, come on, Dad, anything but that."
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"Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who love you."
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"- Hey, no pain, no gain. - Will you be paying by cash or check?"
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"If you really want to impress her,"
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"No, no, Homer, don't stifle the youngster."
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"That's what these pads and jumbo markers are for."
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"Take a deep, cleansing breath."
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"No surprises here."
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"perhaps you would have noticed that your family sees you..."
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"as a rather stern authority figure, an ogre, if you will."
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"Okay, you wanna kill each other. That's good. That's healthy."
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"All I ask is that you use my patented aggression therapy mallets."
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"- Good idea. - All right. - I don't know."
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"These mallet things are padded with foam rubber. What's the point?"
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"No, no. That's not true."
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"You will be, but it's going to require somewhat more unorthodox methods."
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"electric generator."
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"Everyone comfy? Good."
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"for a very important reason, i.e., you are wired into the rest of your family."
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"Oh, yes, Doctor."
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"- So did mine. - Aaaah!"
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"This is not the way to get healthy!"
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"Someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir."
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"- Son of a-- -Stop!"
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"- Dr. Monroe, your other patients have fled the building. - Stop!"
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"You're damaging the equipment."
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"Oh, but that was just--"
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"That piece of junk? Forget it."
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"and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays."
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"- Yea! - Oh, Homer, we love you."
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"Aah!"
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"- Yeah? Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"We were fighting over which one of us loves you more."
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"You were? Aw, well, go ahead."
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"- No, I don't. - Yes, you do!"
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"You better get this out of your system right now!"
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"I don't want you embarrassing me at my boss's picnic."
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"Are you sure that's enough? The boss loves your delicious gelatin desserts."
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"That's the only time he's ever spoken to me without using the word "bonehead.""
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"I want you to show your father some love and/or respect."
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"- Tough choice. - I'm picking respect."
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"Good to see you. Glad you could make it."
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"- Not me. I had to miss little league for this. - Quiet, Tom."
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"Fire that man, Smithers."
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"- Excellent. -Uh, afternoon, Mr. Burns."
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"Oh, and look at little, uh, Lisa."
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"-And this must be, uh, Brat. - Bart."
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"Don't correct the man, Brat. Oh, boss, look what we brought-- gelatin desserts."
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"Some damn fool went around telling everyone I love that slimy goop."
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"Well, toss it in the pile over there."
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"Hear that, Dad? You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself."
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"- Now, you listen to me-- - Trouble, Simpson?"
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"Mmm! What an adorable little girl."
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"Why don't we dump them in the nursery and get a glass of punch?"
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"Oh, I'm not much of a drinker."
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"Hey, isn't that your boy there torturing the swans?"
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"Maybe I will take you up on that punch."
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"Bart! Lisa!"
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"- Where are you kids? D-oh! - Whoops."
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"- Got ya! - Careful. Blow a gasket, lose your job."
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"will begin in five minutes on the north lawn."
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"Participation is mandatory. Repeat, mandatory. That is all."
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"I don't know who to love more: my son, Joshua, who's captain of the football team, :"
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"Or my daughter, Amber, who got the lead in the school play."
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"but they both got straight A's this term."
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