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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer's Odyssey (S01E01)

"- Hey, Otto. Hey, Ottoman. - Hey, Bart dude."
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"Oh, funny you should ask, man."
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"Cool. I want one."
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"Oh, please, Mrs. Krabappel, not next to Wendell."
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"We're gonna make you sing, Bart Simpson."
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"And these are rods of uranium 235. Hi, Rod."
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"The rods make the water so hot it boils."
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"So, now you know the whole true story of nuclear energy,"
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"our no longer misunderstood friend."
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"Now, let's have even more fun."
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"And, uh, over here is our thermal regulator."
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"To your right, if you look through this window,"
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"Come on, Simpson. If they wanted the kids to see you sitting around..."
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"All right. Who's responsible for this?"
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"He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name."
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"- All you all right, Homer? - I'm fine. I'm just thinking."
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"Dad, eat something. It's got mustard on it."
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"Loaf time, the cable network for the unemployed."
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"We'll be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this."
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"Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by."
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"There must be some beer here somewhere."
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"I am an utter failure, and you'll be better off without me."
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"- What? - Someone swiped my piggy bank!"
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"Almost there."
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"Well, live and learn."
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"Boy, this intersection is dangerous."
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"Now I have a purpose, a reason to live."
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"by a graffiti vandal known as " El Barto.""
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"- Oh, Homer, I am so proud of you. - Proud? Proud of what?"
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"There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the dips put together."
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"- What, Dad? - I'm talking about that."
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"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
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"Look at that man."
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"- Get this Simpson character up here right now. - But Mr. Burns--"
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"Our lives are at the hands of men no smarter than you or I,"
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"many of them, incompetent boobs."
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"Hey. Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately."
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"Simpson, I want you to rejoin our power plant family."
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"- Sorry. No can do. - Hear me out, Simpson!"
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"- Mmm, what the hey. I'll take the job. - Excellent."
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"and tell that crowd this plant is safe."
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"or our best testing indicates."
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"- You've got the job. Now get to work! - I'll get to work,"
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"but first I have to say good-bye to some friends."
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"But don't worry."
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"I have just been appointed the new safety inspector at this very plant..."
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"- All right, children. Count off. - One, two, three."
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"This morning I woke up with this one."
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"Bart! Bart Simpson!"
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"Take your seat, Bart."
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"He pukes on every bus ride. No offense, Wendell."
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"- Oh. - Be that as it may, it's the only seat left,"
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"Please try not to shake the seat like that."
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"Now, class, remember. Do not stick any part of your body out the window."
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"We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out the window..."
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"and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction."
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"And I was that boy."
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"Uh, Bart Simpson, sit down!"
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"I've had just about enough of your tomfoolery."
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"- Otto, are you sure you-- - It's a shortcut, Mrs. K. Trust me."
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"Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs. Krabappel!"
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"Bart, not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation..."
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"Oh, no."
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"Yeah, Bart Simpson, we're gonna make you sing."
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"- Us, Mrs. Krabappel? - Yes, Sherri and Terri. They know how to behave."
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"Da, da, da, da, da, da. Whoa!"
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"They took Bart Simpson to the graveyard"
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"And they buried him in the sand"
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"Oh, yeah, and every locomotive that comes rollin' by"
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"- Bart. Bart! - Says there lies a steel-drivin' man"
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"- Lord, Lord, oh, there lies a-- - Okay, Bart. Enough!"
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"Hey, Wendell, you made it, buddy."
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"Let's learn more about nuclear energy, shall we?"
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"-Smilin' Joe Fission. - Hi, there, energy eaters."
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"to the strange and exciting world of nuclear power."
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"-Hey, you guys look hot. -Of course we're hot. We're radioactive."
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"Uh-oh. Well, how 'bout a dip in the pool?"
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"Yeah! Last one in's the rotten rod!"
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"Ow! Ouch! Ow!"
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"And the steams pins turbines that generate energy."
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"Bart, sit down."
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"Looks like there's a little leftover nuclear waste. No problem."
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"I'll just put it where nobody'll find it for a million years."
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"So, keep on smilin'."
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"you'll see where our water rejoins the rest of nature's biosphere."
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"between these doughnuts and ones baked today."
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"You're right. I gotta get where the action is."
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"-I might have known it was you, Simpson. -But, sir, I--"
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"- Oh, hi, girls. - Hi, Daddy."
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"I've never done anything worthwhile in my life. I'm a big, worthless nothing."
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"There, there, Homer. You'll find a job."
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"- Yeah, Dad, you can do it! - Yeah, go for it, Dad."
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"You're right! I'm young, I'm able-bodied and I'll take anything!"
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"Watch out, Springfield. Here I come."
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"- You'll get that punk someday, Moe. - Ah, I don't know."
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"Oh, I think I'll have another-- Oops."
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"Oh, I'm a little low on funds."
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"- Oh. - Don't worry. We're still friends."
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"I fall to pieces"
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"Well, I've been thinking too."
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"You know, Homer, you've always been such a good provider, but when we got married,"
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"Mr. Berger promised I could come back to my old job anytime I wanted."
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"Sure. You never forget. It's just like riding a bicycle."
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"Hey, Mama, where's my fries already?"
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"All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale."
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"I don't know what else to do."
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"You gotta sign my report card, Dad."
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"Ah. Maybe in here."
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"Oh, no. What have I done?"
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"I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what?"
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"A few measly cents."
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"Not even enough to buy one beer."
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"Wait a minute. Let me count and make sure. Not even close."
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"By the time you read this, I will be in my watey grave."
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"I can only leave you with the words my father gave me:"
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"Nothing's easy."
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"Oh, looks like young Simpson is going to kill himself."
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"Well, maybe not. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk."
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"- Mom! Mom! Wake up! - We've been robbed!"
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"Your father's gone too!"
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