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Clips from The Simpsons - Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind (S19E19)

Videos 1989 Season 19, Episode 9 4 min ★ 6.4/10 (73 ratings) 388 clips
Short Comedy
into bed and pretend I actually
"into bed and pretend I actually"
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Hey, kids, have you seen your mother?
"Hey, kids, have you seen your mother?"
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Or yourselves?
"Or yourselves?"
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What's going on?
"What's going on?"
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- Quadruple-Sec... - Yeah.
"- Quadruple-Sec... - Yeah."
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gunk from a dog's eye,
"gunk from a dog's eye,"
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the venom of the Louisiana Loboto-moth.
"the venom of the Louisiana Loboto-moth."
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Why would I want to wipe out my memory?!
"Why would I want to wipe out my memory?!"
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I remember seeing you...
"I remember seeing you..."
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Am I gonna need the zip strips?
"Am I gonna need the zip strips?"
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cupcakes and sprinkles.
"cupcakes and sprinkles."
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Walked into a door, huh?
"Walked into a door, huh?"
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Could I?
"Could I?"
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Not that I am authorized to release that information...
"Not that I am authorized to release that information..."
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Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?
"Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?"
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I assume the worst.
"I assume the worst."
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What a lady What a night...
"What a lady What a night..."
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a doctor who helps people dig up old memories.
"a doctor who helps people dig up old memories."
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This is great!
"This is great!"
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Homer!
"Homer!"
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on top of my TV Guide?!
"on top of my TV Guide?!"
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I got to find out who that guy is,
"I got to find out who that guy is,"
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but I need help.
"but I need help."
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You're getting this memory mixed up with a commercial you saw.
"You're getting this memory mixed up with a commercial you saw."
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I think I'll go outside for a while...
"I think I'll go outside for a while..."
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Uh... Apu.
"Uh... Apu."
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35 minutes?!
"35 minutes?!"
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See? That's where my memory stops.
"See? That's where my memory stops."
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Who the heck is that guy?
"Who the heck is that guy?"
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smoothly and elegantly.
"smoothly and elegantly."
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into two subsets:
"into two subsets:"
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My wife left me.
"My wife left me."
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And good-bye, Cruller World.
"And good-bye, Cruller World."
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featuring new Duff Champagne
"featuring new Duff Champagne"
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She is gonna be sore tomorrow.
"She is gonna be sore tomorrow."
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I'm sure to retain some image of coming home
"I'm sure to retain some image of coming home"
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No doubt I'll misconstrue that as him
"No doubt I'll misconstrue that as him"
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Aren't you going to drink?
"Aren't you going to drink?"
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Looking out from my lonely room
"Looking out from my lonely room"
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Mr. Simpson, I have built a device that will enable
"Mr. Simpson, I have built a device that will enable"
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you to explore your memories.
"you to explore your memories."
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but now I've got the hard part,
"but now I've got the hard part,"
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coming up with a name.
"coming up with a name."
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How about The Deja View-Master?
"How about The Deja View-Master?"
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Uh...
"Uh..."
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Remembrance of things fast? Hmm.
"Remembrance of things fast? Hmm."
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The Remembererer?
"The Remembererer?"
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We don't have to come up with it now.
"We don't have to come up with it now."
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These wonderful wrinkle-bags are reliving their
"These wonderful wrinkle-bags are reliving their"
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cherished memories of yesteryear.
"cherished memories of yesteryear."
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Ah, my first Christmas.
"Ah, my first Christmas."
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Such great Chinese food.
"Such great Chinese food."
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I'm finally gonna find out how I ruined my family!
"I'm finally gonna find out how I ruined my family!"
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Strap me in, nerd!
"Strap me in, nerd!"
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To me, "nerd" stands for
"To me, "nerd" stands for"
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Not Even Remotely Dorky, so thank you.
"Not Even Remotely Dorky, so thank you."
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Thank you for the compliment.
"Thank you for the compliment."
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Now you'll feel a slight pinch,
"Now you'll feel a slight pinch,"
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followed by an extremely painful pinch,
"followed by an extremely painful pinch,"
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signaling that the spike will begin boring
"signaling that the spike will begin boring"
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into your skull three seconds later.
"into your skull three seconds later."
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Boring.
"Boring."
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Yes, that's right, boring.
"Yes, that's right, boring."
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Ow!
"Ow!"
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Ow!
"Ow!"
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Ow!
"Ow!"
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Three, two, one.
"Three, two, one."
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What the hell?
"What the hell?"
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Your memory bubble and you
"Your memory bubble and you"
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"This bubble allows you to view any past event from your life."
""This bubble allows you to view any past event from your life.""
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Ah, it's got that new bubble smell.
"Ah, it's got that new bubble smell."
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Aw, I landed in a pleasant memory.
"Aw, I landed in a pleasant memory."
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Look at happy me and playful them.
"Look at happy me and playful them."
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And we're off!
"And we're off!"
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Now remember-steer into the sculptures.
"Now remember-steer into the sculptures."
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Snow sculpture contest
"Snow sculpture contest"
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Oh, I miss those by gone days of earlier this week.
"Oh, I miss those by gone days of earlier this week."
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But I'm needed in a darker place.
"But I'm needed in a darker place."
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Wha...?
"Wha...?"
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Those squeaks sound like couch springs
"Those squeaks sound like couch springs"
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grooving to the beat of love!
"grooving to the beat of love!"
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Hmm?
"Hmm?"
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I wasn't expecting you.
"I wasn't expecting you."
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Oh, Homer, I didn't want you to find out this way.
"Oh, Homer, I didn't want you to find out this way."
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Another man...
"Another man..."
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with my wife...
"with my wife..."
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in my house...
"in my house..."
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Someone like Bart,
"Someone like Bart,"
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only smart.
"only smart."
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Lisa!
"Lisa!"
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Another me!
"Another me!"
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You can watch the kids.
"You can watch the kids."
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Lisa, I'm about to probe the most shattering moment of my life.
"Lisa, I'm about to probe the most shattering moment of my life."
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You want to join me?
"You want to join me?"
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Might as well.
"Might as well."
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With new Synergy Wireless,
"With new Synergy Wireless,"
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night time minutes start at 6:30,
"night time minutes start at 6:30,"
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and you get four free d-cast downloads per month.
"and you get four free d-cast downloads per month."
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Synergy-- it's your call.
"Synergy-- it's your call."
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It's a beautiful morning
"It's a beautiful morning"
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Yo, Homer, can you take me to when were
"Yo, Homer, can you take me to when were"
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ten to see if I can kick your butt?
"ten to see if I can kick your butt?"
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Bring it on.
"Bring it on."
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You're superior to me in every way!
"You're superior to me in every way!"
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Well, let's see how you do against 20-year-old Homer.
"Well, let's see how you do against 20-year-old Homer."
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What is it you want from me?
"What is it you want from me?"
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Money? Weed? D'oh!
"Money? Weed? D'oh!"
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I'll teach you to beat up yester-me!
"I'll teach you to beat up yester-me!"
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Dad, you just destroyed your first kiss.
"Dad, you just destroyed your first kiss."
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Who was it with?
"Who was it with?"
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Right.
"Right."
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and I need you to help me find out who he is.
"and I need you to help me find out who he is."
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Hmm. Is this really something I should show you kids?
"Hmm. Is this really something I should show you kids?"
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It's okay. We're not really your kids.
"It's okay. We're not really your kids."
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We're just representations of them that you created in your mind.
"We're just representations of them that you created in your mind."
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Really? Then if I created all this,
"Really? Then if I created all this,"
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that means I can have pizza anytime I want!
"that means I can have pizza anytime I want!"
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Hello. I'd like to order a pizza.
"Hello. I'd like to order a pizza."
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Hey, what's going on here?!
"Hey, what's going on here?!"
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What if you just moved the bottle?
"What if you just moved the bottle?"
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