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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart After Dark (S08E08)

"## [Chorus Singing]"
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"[Barking]"
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"[Peeping]"
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"And if anything happens, just use your best judgem-"
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"- [Cars Bumping] - More food."
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"[Homer] No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda."
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"- [Soda Can Opens] - [Bart Gargling]"
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"[Both Laughing]"
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"- [Gasps] - [Gasps] It's gaining on us!"
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"[Grunts]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"- I heard a Frankenstein lives there. - You guys are way off."
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"[Screams, Grunts]"
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"[Screams]"
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"Lady, I gotta tell ya..."
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"Wow, man, what is this place?"
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"a private club where gentlemen can play some cards and see a show-"
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"Oh, there's something unsatisfying about scrubbing these rocks..."
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"Lisa, I know it's frustrating..."
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"Oh, that was our emcee, Mel Zetz."
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"He got out of bed too fast and broke his hip."
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"- Well, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo. - Eep."
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"They invented the loose-leaf system."
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"- Bart was filling in for- - I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz."
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"All things are aboutJesus, Homer, except this."
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"I mean, just yesterday, I let Todd buy some Red Hots with a cartoon devil on the box..."
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"then Homer Simpson's 10-year-old son is going to work in a burlesque house!"
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"Now, Marge, you're gonna hear a lot of crazy talk about Bart working in a burlesque house."
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""Maison Derriere"?"
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"Get out of my town!"
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"Oh, geez! It's what's inside the house that's disgraceful."
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"- [All Gasp] - [Marge] That's right."
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"[Crowd Chattering]"
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"No, there's no justice like angry-mob justice."
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"- [Belle On Intercom] Who is it? - Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am."
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"Don't you worry, Son."
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"## [Ends]"
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"Here I come, everybody!"
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"So, Twiggy, I hear you and your husband, Woody, just had a baby."
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"- Come on. - Easy."
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"Hmm?"
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"## [Itchy And Scratchy Show Theme]"
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"[Together] Dad! V-chip, v-chip!"
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"- Sorry, sorry, my fault. - ## [Resumes]"
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"Oh!"
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"[Screams]"
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"[Announcer] We interrupt this cartoon for a special report."
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"[Gasps] Someone found my keys!"
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"Kent Brockman at the Action News desk."
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"A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline..."
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"spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach."
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"[Gasps] Oh, no!"
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"It'll be okay, honey. There's lots more oil where that came from."
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"Preliminary reports indicated the ship's captain was drunk at the helm."
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"Those reports were later confirmed."
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"Arr! I'm in a lot of trouble now."
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"Hey, I'll give you a hundred bucks to take the blame."
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"A cleanup effort is already under way, and, as always..."
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"the first to pitch in are those unsung heroes..."
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"Hollywood movie stars."
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"This isn't about publicity."
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"This is about cleaning off gunk."
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"As a Golden Globe nominee, I just think it's our duty..."
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"to make the real globe a little more golden."
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"[Lisa] We'd be doing our part for the environment."
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"Plus, we'd get to clean up all those cute animals."
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"Honey, we don't need to drive 400 miles to clean animals."
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"You can stay right here and give the dog a bath..."
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"or trim the cat's nails."
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"Oh, Mom, please?"
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"You can make this my birthday and Christmas presents."
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"You've already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you."
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"And you hardly ever play with that anymore."
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"Yes, I do. Sure, I do. Look!"
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"[Singsong] La-la, here I am playing on my peach tree, Mom."
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"Oh, all right, we'll go."
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"- Now, the cat needs his medication every morning- - No problem. Can do."
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"- and the furnace has been giving off- - Right. Gotcha."
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"a lot of carbon monoxide, so keep the window open."
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"Cat in the furnace."
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"Uh, you know, I think I'll take Maggie with us."
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"just do what I would do."
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"A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner."
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"## [Both Whistling]"
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"- What time? - I don't know."
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"Shall we say... 10:00?"
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"All right, just wake me up."
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"[Muffled] You know, Bart, I saw this one."
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"[Muffled, Indistinct]"
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"[Announcer] Live, from the Grand Ballroom of the Hapsburg Imperial Palace..."
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"it's the World Series of Bumper Cars."
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"[Bart] Dad, do I have to brush my teeth?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sorry, but all the animals have already been reserved for celebrities."
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"That's 104 pounds of sandpipers."
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"You mean there's nothing left to clean?"
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"Well, there are rocks, thousands and thousands of rocks."
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"I've got rocks that need washing at home."
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"Geez, look at this place. We gotta do something."
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"Hmm. Garbage angels?"
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"[Homer Snoring]"
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"Dad, I think I need some fresh air."
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"- Can I go to the park? - Do I have to sit up?"
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"- No. - Knock yourself out."
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"[Motor Buzzing]"
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"Milhouse, this is boring. Make it crash or something."
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"Perfectly level flying is the supreme challenge of the scale-model pilot."
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"- Gimme that! - Hey!"
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"- I'm pedaling backwards. - Abandon ship!"
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"I don't like being outdoors, Smithers."
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"Thanks a lot. Now it's stuck on that haunted house."
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"I heard a witch lives there."
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"It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies..."
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"- That's the house? - [Scoffs] Stand aside, wussies."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"[Woman On Intercom] Go away. No children."
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"Enough talk."
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"S-U-C-C-E-E-S! That's the way you spell succe-"
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