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Clips from The Simpsons - The Secret War of Lisa Simpson (S08E08)

"We'll start the tour in a second."
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"- I've just gotta check the answering machine. - [Beeping]"
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"Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate you."
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"- into a hippie pot party. - ## [Rock]"
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"his old lady has a better idea."
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"- [All Gasp] - That's right."
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"[Projector Clacking]"
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"think where we'd be without sand."
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"[Man Narrating] The moon. For several years, she has fascinated many."
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"But will man ever walk on her fertile surface?"
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"Maybe she drove to the moon."
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"Uh, there's Chiquita. That's Del Monte. There's a Banan Co."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"When do you expect the ringing will stop?"
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"How wedded are you to the Bart you know?"
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"Hey, where's all your luggage?"
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"That's not so disciplined."
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"Hmm. In our 185 years, we have never had a female cadet."
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"After all, we have female singers..."
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"First of all, Franklin, you are no longer the girliest cadet here."
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"so we'll start you off with something a little more advanced."
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"You're a born soldier, Simpson."
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"[Beeping]"
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"- Bart, who you talking to? - Uh-"
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"Lisa. You're talking to Lisa."
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"[Whimpers] Then went crazy as a loon."
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"## [Singing Continues]"
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"Traditionally, the academy tested these virtues..."
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"[Chattering]"
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""Meet me at the Eliminator after lights out."
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"Anderson, you're up."
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"[Yelling]"
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"Last up- Simpson, Lisa!"
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"What's the matter? Are you scared? Are you scared, huh?"
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"- [Gasps] - [Bird Squawks]"
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"I know you can do it. I believe in you."
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"- ## [Fanfare] - The wars of the future..."
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"will not be fought on a battlefield or at sea."
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"They will be fought in space."
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"Well, he's got more confidence."
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"-"
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"## [Chorus Singing]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"[All Yell]"
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"Hello? Hello!"
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"- We're here for the field trip. - [Siren Wailing, Brakes Squeak]"
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"- [Grunting] - [Razor Buzzing]"
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"Sorry. Sorry. Boy, it's getting harder and harder to make it here by 10:00."
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"[Clears Throat]"
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"Oh, can't anybody in this town take the law into their own hands?"
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"Gather round, kids. We're about to enter the museum."
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"- [Kids Groaning] - Oh, man."
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"- Of crime. - [Cheering]"
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"Hold on to your values as we step through the looking glass..."
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"WhileJohnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar..."
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"She's got the "munchies" for a California cheeseburger."
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"[Man On Film] So, the next time you're walking on the beach..."
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"enjoying an hourglass or making cheap, low-grade windshields..."
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"## [Chorus Singing]"
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"## [Trumpet]"
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"Okay, that was the sand movie."
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"Now, it'll just take me a second to set up our next movie."
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"Uh, Miss Hoover, movies are a nice break..."
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"but couldn't we be doing something a little more challenging?"
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"Probably."
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"## [Fanfare]"
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"Democratic hopeful Adlai Stevenson says so."
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"I have no objection to man walking on the moon."
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"[Narrator] By 1964, experts say man will have established 12 colonies on the moon..."
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"ideal for family vacations."
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"Once there, you'll weigh only a small percentage..."
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"of what you weigh on Earth."
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"Slow down, tubby. You're not on the moon yet."
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"The moon belongs to America..."
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"and anxiously awaits the arrival of our astro-men."
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"Will you be among them?"
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"[Film Flapping]"
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"Miss Hoover, the movie's over."
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"Where's Miss Hoover?"
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"Hey, her car's gone."
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"It's not my nature to complain, but so far today..."
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"we've had three movies, two filmstrips..."
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"and an hour and a half of magazine time."
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"[Scoffs] I just don't feel challenged."
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"Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa..."
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"but then the stupider students would be in here complaining..."
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"furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation."
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"[Groaning]"
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"We're now in the communications room, or the comm room."
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"- [Police Radio Chatter] - Uh, this is a police radio..."
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"the single most important piece of equipment in the comm room."
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"As you can see, some of the boys like to put their banana stickers all over it."
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"- Gorilla's Choice. - [All] Hmm."
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"Now, uh, everyone follow me to my chair..."
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"where I just need to get off of my feet for a few minutes."
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"- [Chair Squeaks] - [Wiggum Sighs]"
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"Oh, I won't be getting up soon."
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"[Amplified] Testing."
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"[Louder] Testing."
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm. Hey."
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"[Buzzing]"
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"[Echoing] Testing."
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"[Squawking] Testing! Testing!"
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"[Muffled Yells]"
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"- [Bart's Voice Echoing] Testing. Testing. - [Yelps]"
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"- [Screams] - [High-pitched Ringing]"
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"- [Ringing Continues] - You've really done it this time, Bart!"
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"You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!"
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"In about 10 to 15 seconds!"
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"- I certainly hope so! - [Ringing Stops]"
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"[Gasps] That's better."
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"Now, about your punishment, young man."
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"I know. I'll go to my room and think about what I did."
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"Oh, no, your room is full of toys."
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"- You're going to the, uh, garage. - You're the boss."
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"I tell you, Chief. I just don't know what we're going to do with him."
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"- You know, you do have options. - [Lawn Mower Humming]"
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"For example, there are behavior-modifying drugs."
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