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Clips from The Simpsons - Barting Over (S14E14)

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"Barting Over"
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"Mm."
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"Come on. Everyone's helping."
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"Ooh! Mad Libs."
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"Balki, you're dancing in the toilet."
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"Ha, ha. Perfect Strangers will return after these commercials."
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"Honey, you did have a great time doing those commercials."
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"And you made a lot of money."
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"I did? Where is it?"
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"Your father invested it in a college trust fund..."
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"Look. See? You're fine."
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"And then, whoops!"
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"I won't. But these things have a way of getting out."
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"I've got tickets for the circus."
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"Yes, sir."
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"It comes with a side of bacon."
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"- Is it crispy? - Yes."
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"But Homer is a lousy dad and I'm not gonna take it anymore."
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"Hey. My IV is empty."
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"Mr. Simpson, your son alleges that you have an anger-management problem."
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"- "Why, you little..." - Why, you little..."
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"No judge would send a preteen out on his own..."
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"Sorry, Mom. I just can't, not as long as he's here."
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"Either give me some of that or let's get going."
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"Oh, I'm gonna die in my jammies."
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"That's what my business cards say."
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"You live in this building?"
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"When I'm not on the road or in rehab for my pelvis."
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"- I'll adjust. - Hey, Blink-182."
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"Oh, man, this is the greatest night of my life."
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"Ha, ha, did you see that? Your mom thinks you're still here."
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"Well, the doctor said you eat any more baby..."
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"That couch looks really pricey."
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"Fine. I'll lift you onto the board too."
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"Take that."
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"This was never about being cool, it was about you not caring how I felt."
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"Finally. Someone explains it to me in words I can understand."
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"What's your secret?"
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"- What did they say about my scalp? - Don't worry, Dad. It's a commercial."
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"Today, we honor three great Americans. Jazz legend Ornette Coleman."
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"Playwright Arthur Miller."
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"And all-around genius, Lisa Simpson."
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"We're not worthy. We're not worthy."
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"- Thank you, Mr. Cronkite. - Ah!"
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"She knows my name."
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"...tonight, I'd like to harangue you about the plight of..."
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"Ugh. Oh, Mom, why did you wake me up?"
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"I dreamt I was at the Kennedy Center Honors."
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"Well, here's another low-rated annual event: spring-cleaning."
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"You've gotta get rid of those Furbys. They've turned feral."
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"Hmm. This is an interesting old book."
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"Hey, a box of old videotapes."
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""Marge and Homer Get Dirty"? Hey, Lis, think you're well-adjusted?"
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"I've got something to show you."
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"I can't believe you talked me into this."
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"It's such a mess."
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"Ooh, watch the teeth."
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"Don't go telling your buddies at work about this."
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"- Every tape is pumpkin carving. - Hey, what's this?"
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"What? You never heard of flush dance?"
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"What a beautiful baby."
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"Ah! What horrible breath."
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"He's the baby Whose mouth smells like death"
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"Run for your life It's Baby Stink-Breath"
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"Oh, my God. That's me."
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"This isn't "Bart Sad." It's "Bart's Ad.""
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"Wait. I was in a commercial? I don't remember this at all."
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"No more Baby Stink-Breath."
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"Thanks to the Baby So Fresh tri-patch system."
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"These soothing patches alter your baby's DNA..."
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"- ...while leaving the RNA untouched. - Aw."
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"Not safe for babies under 2."
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"You're Baby Stink-Breath. You're Baby Stink-Breath."
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"How could you make me Baby Stink-Breath and not even tell me?"
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"I was going to tell you on my deathbed."
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"...which today must be worth a..."
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"- La-la-la-la-la. - Hmm."
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"Of course, the stock market's been down lately."
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"La-la-la-la-la."
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"Nothing left. La-la-la-la-la."
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"I needed it. I had to buy back some incriminating photos."
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"Uh-oh. Look out."
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"I know this looks bad, but if you reverse it, Daddy's a hero."
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"See? Watch."
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"I saved you."
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"You stole my money!"
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"Bart, stop that."
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"That's okay. His cute little hands can't even fit around my neck. He..."
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"Now he's got it."
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"Bart, the larynx is not a plaything."
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"Mom, I am sick of the way he treats me."
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"He disrespects me and I'm just supposed to accept it?"
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"Right. You're mine until you're 18."
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"When you're 17, I'm gonna know the end is near..."
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"...so I'm gonna work you like a dog."
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"So my dad blew all the money I made from that embarrassing commercial."
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"Promise me you won't tell anyone."
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"Ha, ha, Baby Stink-Breath."
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"It was worth it."
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"I just wish there was some way to get back at my dad."
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"When my mom wants to get back at my dad, she uses her lawyer."
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"- Does it make him cry? - More than normal."
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"Hey, son."
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""Luvum and Burnham, Family Law.""
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""Hackey, Joke and Dunnit.""
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"Bingo."
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"I want a divorce from my parents."
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"You wha...?"
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"I said, I want a divorce from my parents."
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"I heard you. I was calling my secretary."
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"Uwa, get me the standard child-divorcing-parent form."
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"I heard a wonderful saying today, "Forgive and forget.""
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"Yes. At times like this, I just look at my bracelet."
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"Jesus? I thought it was Geppetto. Aw, pfft."
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"- Who is it? - I'm here to serve you with a subpoena."
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"Well, I'm not opening the door."
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"- But not too crispy? - No."
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