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Clips from The Simpsons - Let's Go Fly a Coot (S26E26)

"Present table's over there."
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"I will secretly destroy these children's birthdays,"
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"Two of... several animals!"
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"All right, Marge, maybe I did cut the strings"
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"a birthday party was nothing more than a supermarket cake"
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"because you just went to a frickin' party!"
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"But when the bounce house renters"
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"Mm...."
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"Do you think this country makes cars anymore?"
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"Your children will never have a balloon animal maker"
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"No-oh-oh-oh!"
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"You have a deal."
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"Welcome to Rod Flanders' birthday party."
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"Thanks for coming out and..."
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"You said you were in the Army."
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"You said you were in the Navy."
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"Why are planes and boats always women?"
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"I knew there'd be a sexist joke behind it."
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"when nurses kissed ya instead of beating ya."
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"Look at how he treats his own father."
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"Oh!"
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"Ha!"
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"Once again, I win at Sjoelbak."
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"Now you know what nuzzling me would be like."
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"Companion chair."
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"♪ ♪"
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"So, you are the best America could send"
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"Nabal Nabu Dubal Nabadul Kashik?"
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"I'd like to request a hip replacement:"
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"You were in there for 25 minutes!"
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"Homer, I think it's time I showed you something."
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"But it's been a long night..."
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"I hope it's you."
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"Abraham Simpson, you damn fool!"
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"Oh, boy."
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"so no one will ever read this total gibberish."
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"I'm a sucker for reckless nitwits."
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"Shut up and kiss me."
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"Mona?"
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"How American."
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"I liked that there were"
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"More for me."
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"Homer, it's time for us to go. We've got an air show in Reno,"
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"are as common as Frisbees on the Jersey shore."
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"♪ The Simpsons 26x20 ♪ Let's Go Fly a Coot Original Air Date on May 3, 2015"
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"Lewis, my man."
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"Make sure you hit the Squishee station."
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"They mixed up a custom flavor just for me!"
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"These kids' birthday parties have gotten out of control."
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"How can a normal family compete?"
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"They rented chairs."
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"The kind with puffy seats!"
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"And check out this gift bag."
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"Full-size candy bars,"
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"hummingbird in a plastic bag, a CD"
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"of The Gay Men's Chorus of Springfield"
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"singing "Happy Birthday, Milhouse.""
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"Dad, I want self-driving mini-cars at my next birthday!"
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"To the petting zoo!"
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"That would cost a fortune!"
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"Who do you think I am, a professional bowler?"
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"It's worth it to see my son"
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"as spoiled and ungrateful as the richest brat in town."
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"you were supposed to cut this cheese"
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"in the shape of Pokémon characters."
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"You said you wanted Disney's Muppets!"
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"That was the meeting before the last meeting!"
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"This birthday party arms race is unsustainable."
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"Unless... the sanest man in town declared war on these parties"
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"in a last best attempt to bring things back to normal."
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"or die trying."
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"Looks like it's time to build me an ark."
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"Rice cakes?!"
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"I pronounce this party dead."
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"Nurse, note the time."
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"Time to make 50 bucks."
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"♪ Yah-dah, dah-dat... ♪"
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"Look at that."
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"I was the last kid on Earth who liked clowns."
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"Homer Simpson, do you know anything"
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"; Just what I read in the papers."
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"You did suck the helium out of all these balloons!"
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"on a few party hats, but when I was a kid,"
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"And we looked forward to it"
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"for one whole year."
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"And the gift bag was..."
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"You didn't need a frickin' gift bag,"
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"You have a point."
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"and the pony ride operators find out what you've done..."
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"I'm not afraid of Big Birthday."
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"Big Birthday!"
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"You have meddled with the primal forces of nurture,"
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"Mr. Simpson, and I won't have it!"
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"Do you think you just stopped a few lavish parties?"
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"Oh, no, sir."
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"There is simply one endless birthday celebration"
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"where everyone gets a gift bag and no parent gets off easy."
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"Do you think we smelt steel?"
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"No. The only thing we do"
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"is throw elaborate children's cotillions"
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"with enormous inedible cakes"
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"out from whence Yale graduates pop!"
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"Eh."
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"Mr. Simpson, the very fabric of our existence is birthdays!"
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"The quarks and bosons of your soul?"
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"Birthdays!"
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"You have tried to unwind the world,"
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"and you... will... atone!"
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"Sorry."
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"You will be sorry."
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"We are officially blacklisting you, my friend."
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"or customized cake again!"
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"No! No!"
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"I don't want to live."
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"Not their birthdays! Take Easter!"
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"Easter's nothing."
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"You're gonna stay your current ages"
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"for the rest of your lives."
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"Please. I'll do anything."
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"All right."
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