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Clips from The Simpsons - Pokey Mom (S12E12)

"But today we're doing something I like."
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"They're unveiling a combination apron-smock."
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"- It's called a "smapron." - Did you say "smockron"?"
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"And this lead apron will keep me safe downstairs."
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"on a break from their telemarketing duties."
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"Yee-haw!"
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"He's in here for erecting a nativity scene on city property."
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"There's so much evil in the world."
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"Is my lipstick even?"
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"Go like this."
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"Hey! Hey, over here!"
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"Here, bully, bully, bully, bully, bully!"
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"- Whoa! - Hey, toro! Here's something to gore!"
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"How's your back, Homie?"
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"- Uh-huh. - Well, look at that painting."
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"Wow, the artist really captured Jimi's passion and intensity."
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"He painted a unicorn in outer space."
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"Oh, what a waste of talent."
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"A sunset."
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"Oh, nothing."
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"Let's let a little sunshine in."
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"Hey, you show some respect."
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"Oh, I'd love to. But to be honest..."
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"Oh."
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"Well, you know, lots of people shoot Apu."
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"I don't see any anger. I see a yearning for freedom."
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"Hello, Homer. I'm Dr. Steve. Please lie down."
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"Huh? Less yakkin', more crackin'!"
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"- And I'm gonna make sure the parole board knows it. - You gonna bribe 'em?"
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"Warden, please. This man is a gentle soul."
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"Lady, I know he charmed you with some pleases and thank-yous..."
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"Actually he was. He waited with me till the ambulance came then ran like a deer."
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"Oh-Oh, my goodness."
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"I hope this is okay."
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"Now, which way is Mecca? 'Cause I gotta do a little prayin'."
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"I'm Jewish."
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"He's that talented painter who had a little brush with the law."
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"You brought a convict to live here near my unpatented idea?"
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"I seen your idea, and I don't want it. All I need is three squares and a job."
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"Hmm. I don't know what that is, so I'm gonna say yes."
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"and I was wondering if I could use your-"
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"I read in the Daily Fourth Gradian..."
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"All right, Jack. You're hired."
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"But the Lord will forgive me if it helps you get a second chance."
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"- I sketched out exactly what I wanted. - But what I was goin' for-"
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"- Because- - Because it's not my style."
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"Darn right I'm the boss."
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"- Not until you finish your sundae. - Yes, ma'am."
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"Huh! Now I can focus on my crippling emotional pain."
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"Wait a minute. No investor could bend like that!"
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"Muriel's his sister."
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"And, uh-"
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"- Oh, thank you, Bruce Vilanch. - Whoopi would've made it work."
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"I followed your napkin."
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"No! No, don't fight."
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"Ha! Now that's a mural!"
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"We'll catch Crowley."
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"And then he'll learn the fine art of police brutality."
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"I swear to you I did not do it."
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"Oh, Chief?"
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"So it's like D.N.A. Um, a hatchet?"
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"- Oh, geez. - My car!"
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"My wife and I like watching that Oz show on HBO."
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"Uh, i-is prison really like that?"
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"Hey, you ever meet any mob guys? Are they really like The Sopranos?"
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"- I told you. We just get basic cable. - Oh, right, right, right, right."
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"Listen, if I'm getting too chatty, just, uh-just tell me to shut up."
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"Shh!"
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"Homer, get up!"
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"Up! Up! Up!"
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"- My juice box! Ohh! - Oh, sorry, Homie."
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"But you promised to take me to the Apron Expo today."
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"- Just give me 10 more hours. - Come on."
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"You and the kids always want to do fun stuff."
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"- No, smapron. - Oh."
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"Come on. It'll be fun!"
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"Man, that was a good Apron Expo!"
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"I'm gonna wear my apron on the Fourth ofJuly."
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""Grill Power.""
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"I'm a little disappointed. There were too many aprons."
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"It was great, all right."
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"But all I want to do right now is hit the adjustable sack with a good juice box."
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"Because when all is said and done- "Prison rodeo..."
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"today"!"
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"Welcome to Waterville State Penitentiary."
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"The contestants you'll see today are actual prisoners..."
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"Doggy."
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"Well, don't feel too bad for him, folks."
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"No, Delbert. We're not slaughtering the animals."
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"It's not like that, Warden. We was just havin' a conversation."
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"- Ain't that right? - Mm-hmm."
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"Next up's a real lowlife."
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"Bob Dylan wrote a song to keep him in prison."
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"Say hello toJack Crowley."
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"Yee-haw!"
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"Go, bull! Toss his salad!"
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"Oh, he's down!"
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"- Yeah, do that! - Somebody help him!"
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"Relax, they got rodeo clowns."
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"That's not gonna do it, Marge. You need something red."
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"- Dad! - Not now, honey. Daddy's busy."
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"Now for a little calming blue."
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"- Hey, where's your blue shirt? - I don't have a blue shirt."
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"Yow!"
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"What the-"
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"Maybe it's the tear gas."
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"Or maybe this was the best damn prison rodeo ever."
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"I can't complain."
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"Nah, that's for the prisoners. You can complain all you want."
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"Oh, God, my back! It hurts so much!"
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"And my job is so unfulfilling!"
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"Try to focus on something else."
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"Mmm, you likeJimi Hendrix, right?"
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"And his fondness for the guitar."
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"Thank you kindly, ma'am. They won't give us art supplies..."
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"Well, I studied art, and this guy's got a real gift."
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"You kiddin'? Look."
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"I'm asking you. What's it breathing?"
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"- Air. - Ain't no air in space."
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"There's an air and space museum."
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