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Clips from The Simpsons - Colonel Homer (S03E03)

"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"That spot says ''compact only.''"
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"We're getting a lot of sparks here, Dad."
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"[ Marge ] What are we going to see?"
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"Honey, I Hit a School Bus.!"
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"- That's right. - Sold out."
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"If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it."
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"[ Growling ]"
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"with a certain quiet dignity."
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"[ Brakes Screeching ]"
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"[ Slurping ]"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"[ Sniffing ]"
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"[ Glass Breaking ]"
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"Hey, you, let's fight."
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"Duff, please."
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"Let's give a big drunken welcome to Yodeling Zeke."
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"#Yodel-lay-hee #"
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"# Odel-lay-hee #"
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"So I'm afraid drink service will stop for a moment--"
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"It's a song I wrote while I was mopping up your dried blood and teeth."
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"- # Sweat and break your back # - Yeah."
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"- #That's why you're overweight # - Uh-huh."
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"#That's why you flipped your pickup truck #"
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"# Right off the interstate #"
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"That's right, except for the truck."
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"#Your wife don't understand you #"
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"# But I do #"
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"# No, your wife don't understand you #"
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"- I'm listening. - Your song touched me in a way I've never felt before."
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"Gee, Homer's singing to his ball again."
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"Listen, ma'am."
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"[ Lurleen ] #You work all day for some old man #"
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"I thought I told you to stay away from my sister!"
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"Country music sucks."
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"[ Ringing ]"
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"[ Angry Growling ]"
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"Everybody's been calling--"
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"and I owe it all to you."
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"Don't thank me."
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"Sweat actually cleans this suit."
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"[ Door Opening ]"
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"and this whole country music thing."
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"A friend bought it for me."
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"Don't lie to me."
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"- Are you having an affair? - No!"
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"I won't allow you to spend any more time away from your family."
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"Buddy Holly stood here in 1 958 and said..."
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"I thought you said she was overweight."
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"Time is money. Come on, people."
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"Well, come on, boys. Let's break some hearts."
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"#When the coach called me up to the plate #"
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"#At lovin' and kissin' #"
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"# My average was point double-0 eight #"
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"#This time love is for real #"
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"# I used to be a roamer #"
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"# I finally bagged me a Homer ##"
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"We're getting a grinding noise on the track."
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"Well, I have been working on something that could really heat things up."
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"# In this trailer #"
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"# Bunk with me tonight #"
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"# I'm asking will you bunk with me #"
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"Uh, Homer, there's a hidden message to this song..."
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"that you may have missed."
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"Really listen."
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"- Right. - # I'm asking #"
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"I gotta think about this."
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"I don't know what to root for."
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"You're not even listening to me."
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"Please don't forget it when you walk out that door tonight."
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"Hold on to your pitchforks, everybody."
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"[ Fast Country Music ]"
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"- I'm interested in buying Lurleen's contract. - Forget it, pal."
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"[ Slams And Locks Door ]"
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"What's wrong?"
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"And now, once again-- Lurleen."
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"# He's quite a man #"
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"[ Lisa ] Look, Dad, there's a spot."
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"- D'oh! - There's a spot, dear."
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"D'oh! Oh, there's a good one."
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"Marge, that's just a suggested car size."
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"[ Metal Scraping ]"
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"Easy. Easy. How am I doin' on the right?"
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"Uh-huh. Easy."
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"Easy."
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"[ Homer] They all look great."
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"Look Who's Oinking.!"
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"Since we'll never agree, why don't you kids pick a movie..."
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"your dad and I will pick one, then we'll all meet in the lobby later."
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"[ Kids ] Thanks, Mom."
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"- Two tickets for-- - Let me guess. Look Who's Oinking."
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"Maybe we could see something a little more adult."
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"Why, Marge, you frisky little devil. [ Sexy Growl ]"
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"Ooh. The paper called it a taut political thriller."
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"Political? [ Groaning ]"
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"Mr. President, disturbing news."
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"Serious cracks are developing in the Greco-Bolivian alliance."
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"Get meJed Colic!"
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"Oh, this movie's too complicated."
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"Who's that guy? What did that guy say when I said, ''Who's that guy?''"
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"[ Growling ]"
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"Oh, that submarine is so fake."
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"Look, you can see the strings. Ooh! An octopus!"
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"- Shh! - What?"
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"[ Growling ]"
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"- It's over. -[ Squishy Crunching ]"
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"[ Evil Chuckling ]"
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"- I think that guy's a spy. - [ Whispering ] Of course he's a spy."
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"Oh, wait. I heard how this ends."
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"Turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter."
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"It's pretty obvious if you think about it."
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"Homer, if it makes you feel any better..."
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"most of what they threw at you splattered on me."
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"Homer?"
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