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Clips from The Simpsons - Two Bad Neighbors (S07E07)

"it's the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building... Preview."
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"They've all been cleared out to make way for painstaking sand preparation."
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"the absence of Mark Rodkin."
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"You can hand out these flyers for the neighborhood rummage sale."
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"It's easier. Duh!"
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"As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power."
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"No! Just candy, Ned. Ninety dollars!"
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"and use it as an ordinary tie rack."
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"Uh, hey, Ned, let me help you with that."
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"Anybody agree with me?"
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"Table fi-i-i-ive"
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"Disco Stu likes disco music."
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"Oh, why did he have to move in on my territory? Look at him."
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"Wait a minute. If Lisa didn't vote for him, and I didn't vote for him-"
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"You didn't vote for anybody."
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"After that, I became deeply cynical."
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"And your business here, Mr. Flanders?"
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"Just give 'em a quick pass with the metal detector and let 'em on in."
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"Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar?"
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"Oh, look at those phonies sucking up to Bush."
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"Now, I told you- Oh, those cards are from Air Force One..."
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"Oh, but he'll gunk 'em all up."
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"- Who's that, George? - That's me with Charlton Heston."
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"- How many times were you president, George? - Just once."
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"Did your Secret Service goons ever whack anybody, George?"
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"little boys didn't call their elders by their first names."
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"That guy's louder than World War II."
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"Hi, Bart. Mr. Bush is upstairs napping."
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"Can't remember the last time she made cookies for me."
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"- What's that? - Oh, n-nothing."
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"All right. His story checks out."
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"'Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy."
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"Homie, as long as you keep the car full of gas, I'm happy."
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"Now, let's look at that old outboard."
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"I'm gonna do something your daddy should've done a long time ago."
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"Now, go home and think about what you've done, young man."
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"First, Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals..."
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"Hey, Bush! Get out here!"
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"Excuse me, sir. Where are you going?"
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"D'oh!"
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"This is gonna be sweet."
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"Oh, yeah, that's right. The Simpsons."
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"Bingo."
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"Oh, Homer too. They're so much alike."
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"I'll take your head and- Gorbachev?"
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"You apologize to Homer right now!"
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"Hi!"
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"Live from the famous brown sands of Public Beach, Delaware..."
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"Oh! Saturday afternoon TV is so boring."
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"- Bikini girls. - Hmm?"
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"- Dune buggies. - Hmm!"
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"Daredevil surfers."
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"Ordinarily this beach would be swarming with them, but not today. Oh, no!"
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"That's right, Dick. This year everyone's abuzz about one thing-"
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"Oh, wait. There he is."
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"- Marge, I'm bored! - Why don't you read something?"
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"Because I'm trying to reduce my boredom."
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"You'll get some fresh air and exercise."
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"Eh, I'll do it anyway."
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"Come on, boy! We're going to see the neighbors."
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"Good old Evergreen Terrace."
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"If you love it so much, why are you always littering?"
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"Oh! Howdy, neighbor!"
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"May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?"
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"Eh, spray the boy."
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"Well, ready for the big rummage sale?"
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"Oh, yes, indeed."
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"I've got nothing but time until they fix that malfunctioning Squishy machine."
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"Hey, I never noticed this place."
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"Dad, it's right across the street from us."
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"That fancy house will never sell."
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"Nobody who could afford it would want to live in this neighborhood."
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"Hey, what's wrong with this neighborhood? Big shot!"
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"Too good to buy a house here, snobby?"
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"- Who you talking to, Homer? - The guy who doesn't live there."
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"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt?"
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"Khomeini died years ago."
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"But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-"
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"Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi."
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"I don't care who's consolidating their power."
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"Well, we don't need this."
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"Marge, that's the Rhinestone Nights Fashion Gun!"
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"- I need it to rhinestone up my old clothing. - Who's "Disco Stu"?"
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"Oh. Well, I wanted to write "Disco Stud," but I ran out of space."
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"Not that Disco Stu didn't get his share of the action."
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"So, if you're looking for a half bag of charcoal briquettes..."
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"or an artificial Christmas tree, trunk only..."
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"come on over to the Hibbert table, pronto!"
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"Well, sir, looks like we got some nice items here at Table Glick."
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"Like this. What the heckaroonie is this, Mrs. Glick?"
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"It is a candy dish, Ned. Ninety dollars."
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"Uh-huh. Well, I, uh- I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there."
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"Well, looks like somebody sold something today."
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"Are you interested in that motorized tie rack, Principal Skinner?"
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"Hmm. It's awfully loud."
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"Well, you can always take the motor out..."
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"But now the ties are motionless."
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"Those in back are virtually inaccessible."
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"Well, it's a moot point as I have only one tie to begin with."
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"I believe I'll pass."
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"Have you sold that tie rack yet?"
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"Now, folks, nothing spells fun..."
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"like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket."
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"Stu, you should buy that."
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"Hey. Disco Stu doesn't advertise."
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"Hey, everybody! Who thinks Flanders should shut up?"
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"So, anyone here from Evergreen Terrace?"
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"I think this is the best neighborhood in town."
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"- You're the king, Homer! - King of the neighborhood!"
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"Say, that ayatollah thinks he's better than America. Is he right?"
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"- No! - Yes."
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"- For only five dollars, you can sock it to him in style. - Right here!"
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"And for the man who has everything, a tie-rack motor."
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"I'll take that."
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"Hey, big spender"
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"Rainbow suspenders"
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"Hey, big spender"
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"We surrender"
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