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Clips from The Simpsons - Monty Can't Buy Me Love (S10E10)

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"And welcome back now to Cash In Your Legacy."
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"This week we're appraising antiques in Springfield."
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"Oh, come on. Let's go for a walk."
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"This family's getting so lazy."
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"Lisa, finish my sentence for me."
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"Why don't you finish your own darn-"
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"Can't we go home yet? My feet hurt."
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"and I don't know how much longer I can complain."
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"Now there's the place you wanna buy your buttons."
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"Ooh. Looks like something exciting's happening."
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"Hey, it's not just a store- It's a megastore."
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"''Mega'' means good, and ''store'' means thing."
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"This is so much nicer than the Kwik-E-Mart."
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"- ## - Hey, Dad."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"but, uh, Field of Dreams was good, wasn't it?"
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"I'm back here. Hi."
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"Deploy the cowcatcher."
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"Make way! Doctor coming through!"
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"Excuse me."
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"What's next, a talking banana?"
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"- Hmm. - Uh, I don't see one, sir."
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"Still-"
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"Hello, Arthur!"
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"You know, I've done a lot of exciting things in my life."
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"Yea!"
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"- Well, all right. Here. Now- - I do!"
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"Whoo!"
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"He's got them eating out of his hand."
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"Where's the dignity? Where's the contempt for the common man?"
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"This new breed of fun-loving billionaire is a welcome change..."
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"from the classic joyless miser brooding in his cavernous mansion-"
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"Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!"
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"Look at me! I can juggle!"
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"I need your help. I want to be loved."
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"I want you to look at me the way I saw you look at Arthur Fortune."
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"Free silver dollars, compliments of C. Montgomery Burns!"
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"Maybe you should mind your own business. Afternoon, miss."
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"I'm still not among the hundred most popular billionaires."
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"Mmm. Ah."
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"Now there's nothing to do but sit back and wait for the kudos to roll in."
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"Hmm. No. We don't have any record of you giving the hospital any money, Mr. Burns."
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"Wait a minute. Because I brought the check, they named a wing after me?"
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"I assume that's still Don McNeill and his Breakfast Club."
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"What's the matter? Think I'm not hip?"
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"Thank you, Knickknack and Paddywhack, the Siamese midgets."
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"Good luck, Mr. Burns. And if you get in trouble..."
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"Uh-huh. All right. Uh, how many times a day do you go to the can?"
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"Oh, about 40, I suppose. When are we going on the air?"
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"How long is your wiener? Seriously."
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"Oh, that sounds lovely. Queer."
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"Murder? Well, mistakes have been made."
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"Monty, I've heard you're a pretty flatulent guy. Any comment on that?"
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"Most of the sounds you are now hearing are not being made by me."
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, yeah. And I'm not easily impressed."
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"I'm going to bring them something that man has searched for since the dawn of time."
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"Ugh. The whole town's turned out."
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"with the grabbing and duct taping and the tennis ball in the mouth."
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"Check! Okay."
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"He's been down in that icy water for hours."
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"How can the lad survive such brutal punishment?"
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"Stupid machine. Oh, wait a minute."
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"We're the laughingstock of the town."
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"Besides, I'm getting kind of used to wearing a kilt."
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"Can you believe I'm a size four? Whoo!"
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"We've lost our homes and everything we hold dear. - Aye."
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"I was a little worried when he swallowed me..."
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"I give you the Loch Ness Monster!"
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"Yes, that's it. Let it all out. Clutch me to your common bosom."
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"You'll enrage the beast.!"
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"Run!"
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"I'm a selfish old crank, and that fits me like a Speedo."
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"D'oh!"
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"This gentleman's beer tap dates back to the turn of the century..."
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"it's been such a century."
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"At auction, I'd expect this to bring $20,000 to $30,000..."
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"except that on the handle somebody's carved ''Homer rocks.''"
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"And I do. Whoo!"
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"Appraised value: $1 5."
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"I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him!"
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"Hey. Ah, geez."
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"When was the last time we went for a good, old-fashioned family walk?"
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"Oh, we stopped those when the kids said I was too fat to carry."
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"I'm not lazy. I'm just, um, uh-"
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"Fine. If we're not going for a walk, we'll just talk about our day."
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"I wrote another poem about a duck."
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"All this fresh air is making my hair move..."
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"- Could we, Marge? Could we get a horse? - We're walking, Homer."
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"There's some dogs. We could all ride dogs."
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"- Forget it. Nobody's riding any- - Hi-yo, Silver, away.!"
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"But you don't wanna buy your buttons there."
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"Whew. Well, I dodged a bullet."
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"And that's where the bookmobile lady used to live."
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"- ## - Hey, Mom, look!"
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"Well, we'll have to read about it in tomorrow's paper."
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"- Where'd you get that champagne? - Clown."
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"Wow. What a high-tech wonderland."
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"Ew."
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"Whoa! This place has everything..."
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"even a Shoplifting Department."
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"- What convenience. - I'm doin' all my thievin' here."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, but, oh, it really is."
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"Yes, I know, but still-"
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"Give me 50 bucks. I gotta buy some things. Better make it a hundred."
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"Homer, don't you think you're spoiling-"
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"- ## - New music?"
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"Man, all these bands are just rippin' offJudas Priest."
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"Ooh, I hear this really sucks. Hmm, director's commentary."
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"I'm sorry. I am really sorry."
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"Ugh! Ugh! I don't know what I was thinking..."
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"Made us all believe again."
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"Ah, thanks. You're sweet to say that."
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"Uh, where are you?"
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"Will you bring me a sandwich? Please? No-No crusts."
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"- - Step lively, Smithers. That orphanage won't demolish itself."
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