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Clips from The Simpsons - Postcards from the Wedge (S21E21)

"D'oh."
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"(grunts)"
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"Or will he be like subway sam,"
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"(whirring)"
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"(projector whirring)"
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"A promoter has arrived"
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"a brilliant little boy receives an "A""
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"for his amazing presentation."
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"Bart Simpson, you've had three months to do this project."
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"Sixth-graders? No."
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"I'm sure it's a training bra."
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"(Bart grunting)"
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"(door squeaking)"
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"You're staying home."
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"No problem. You can unload."
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"Deal."
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"then come have some milk and cookies."
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"You just listen to me."
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"How is that possible?"
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"Bart, put down those books and go play this instant."
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"(gasps)"
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"The violence really relaxes me."
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"Don't contradict me in front of our son."
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"you spent three nights in the mall jail."
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"You practiced all day on my birthday."
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"I was, too. The words were in my brain."
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"Maude and I had a fight right before she died."
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"can you use the "NF" towel, not the "MF"?"
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"So happy."
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"That pacifier's the last true friend you'll have."
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"I'm sorry we ever fought."
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"(siren wails, tires screech)"
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"Breakfast in bed is so much better"
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"I don't want to ruin the moment,"
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"Ah, a peaceful Saturday afternoon,"
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"(laughing)"
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"This is where I wound up."
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"Behold, an ancient subway station."
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"(glass clattering, breaking)"
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"and it was all..."
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"(both laughing)"
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"Jump with me."
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"I know."
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""Mom and Dad,"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"The school is saved."
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"But you know something?"
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"I didn't write this note."
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"If you didn't write it, who in the world could have?"
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"Elementary, my dear Simpson."
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"-"
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"(caws)"
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"(squawks)"
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"(tires screeching)"
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"Narrator: How will the springfielder of the future get around town?"
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"Will he be like bus-stop bill, caught out in the rain?"
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"(sneezes)"
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"Packed like a tuna on the springfield metro line?"
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"Here he can rub shoulders with fellow businessmen"
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"And share their deadly germs."
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"(trumpets squawking)"
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"These two men might as well be kissing."
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"Is there no way to get to work in comfort, safety and style?"
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"Well, it looks like"
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"Motorcar Mel's got the answer."
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"He's cruising at 130 miles an hour"
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"in a plutonium-powered auto"
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"on the spacious skyway of tomorrow."
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"And it's got plenty of room for all of Mrs. Mel's shopping."
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"All that's left is to pick Junior up from school."
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"Looks like that robot arm needs a little adjustment."
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"(Narrator chuckles)"
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"Well, that concludes..."
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"I don't really know what that was."
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"Now please take out your homework."
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"Homework? What homework?"
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"We had to build a Hopi Indian pueblo."
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"Mine features indigenous Hopi songs."
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"* And a hie na ho na hey. *"
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"MARTIN: What's this?"
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"to entice the tribe to perform in a Wild West show."
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"Unfortunately,"
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"the chief doesn't read the contract very carefully."
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"The good news is, over a hundred years later,"
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"(mechanical creaking)"
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"CHILDREN: Ah..."
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"Bravo, Martin. Bravo."
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"Well, let's see what the rest of you dullards have to offer."
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"Uh-oh."
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"(wind whistling) Oh."
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"Okay, don't panic."
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"I can build one of those things from the crap in my desk."
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"You started 30 seconds ago."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"I'm not complimenting you."
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"You've destroyed every ideal I've had about teaching"
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"since I saw To Sir, With Love as a little girl."
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"Ha-ha. You're old."
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"I saw it on video in the '80s."
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"Outdated medium."
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"I stand by my ha-ha."
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"Bart, I'm sending your parents a letter."
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""Irresponsible, unprepared, bad seed...""
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"Good guy."
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""Bad guy.""
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"So, can I deliver that to the office for you?"
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"Hah. I wasn't born yesterday."
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"Hah. Tell me about it."
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"Ugh."
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"Martin?"
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"Outgoing mail slot. Now."
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"BART: Got to stop that letter."
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"(alarm sounding) Oh, fire alarm."
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"(laughs)"
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"(marching footsteps)"
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"(chattering) PG-13."
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"BOY: I have an unwanted boner."
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"(groaning)"
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"Yes."
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"(grunting)"
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