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Clips from Seinfeld - The Keys (S03E03)

"If I want my ass hanging out of the back of my parking spot..."
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"...that's my business."
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"You can't pull that in there."
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"I got bad news for you, buddy."
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"I think your car got stolen again."
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"What's the difference?"
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"Always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?"
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"Nope. I don't think so."
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"Now, see, just saying beg doesn't make it a real beg."
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"- Okay, okay. What is it? - I loaned the car to George."
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"All right."
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"Would you stop it, already?"
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"- Why didn't they ask me to go? - I don't know!"
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"Nobody knew."
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"You can wear a hat all the time now."
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"What if I meet a woman?"
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"You sure you like these sunglasses?"
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"Man."
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"And you know I'm somebody you don't wanna have on your bad side."
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"- Why not? - Because I'm like ice, buddy."
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"When I don't like you, you got problems."
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"No. I like Mike."
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"I just got off the phone with him. We had a great conversation."
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"You have to know everything, don't you?"
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"- Come on. What'd he say? - Why is that?"
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"Why do you have to know everything?"
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"- Please don't make me beg. - No, I want you to beg me."
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"No way. It's close, but..."
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"Well, you can't just mention it and then not tell me."
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"I told you. He thinks you're a phoney."
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"You begged me."
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"Do you hear that?"
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"Nobody drives like me. Nobody."
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"I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on."
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"No, I really don't."
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"You're never gonna find a space on Jerry's block. Just put it in a garage."
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"No. Come on, George. Please put it in a garage."
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"I don't wanna spend an hour looking for a space."
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"I can't park in a garage."
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"- Why? - I don't know. I just can't."
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"Go around me. I'm looking for spaces."
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"You didn't even have to take it out to dinner."
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"All right, now you're gonna see some parallel parking."
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"I think I'm parking my car."
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"You didn't start backing in until I pulled in."
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"No, I'm not gonna move the car."
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"I am not putting it in the garage. It's my space."
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"- I'm going upstairs. - Are you coming back down?"
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"God. Jerry, it was so terrible, what we just went through on the way home."
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"What? Tell me what happened."
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"And there were these, like, this pack..."
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"...of extremely wild teenagers in a convertible behind us, okay?"
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"And then they stopped, and they turned around and they went home."
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"Oh, my God. Are you okay?"
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"- Yeah, yeah. I'm all right. God. - Oh, man."
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"By the way, the car hit a pothole, and now it's making a clanking noise."
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"Where's George now?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yeah. I'm fine."
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"Crazy kids, huh?"
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"Is that Jerry?"
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"- Jerry! - Hey, Mike."
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"- ...and probably a lot better than you. - Well, bully for you."
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"- You know that guy downstairs? - Yeah. He's a real phoney."
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"It's my space!"
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"I'll be down in a minute."
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"- Are you going down? - Yeah."
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"- Is anything wrong? - Why should anything be wrong?"
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"I'll be down in a minute."
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"I'll die out here."
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"- Long time no see. - Hi, Mike."
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"They take it down another 15 percent."
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"You've got to use that. That's a definite."
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"See what he did? See how he tried to sneak into my space?"
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"Front-first. That's how you park when you're pulling a bank job."
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"A pack of teenagers?"
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"What can I say? You know, it's a gift."
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"- What? - Yeah. Jerry, he told me all about it."
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"Judgment, Jerry, judgment. You exercise no judgment!"
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"You're right. My fault."
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"I'm sorry, Kramer."
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"What's wrong with that sorry? That was a good sorry. Jerry..."
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"I guess you better be moving your car."
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"I got a truck full of ice cream here!"
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"...to move them."
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"Wild pack of teenagers, huh?"
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"Amazing how they pick you out of everyone to terrorize."
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"Yeah. I know. I said to myself, Why us? You remember?"
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"- No, that's the right position. - No, no. I was further in."
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"- You're making a commotion. - Hey, Sid."
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"- Who are you? - Never mind who I am."
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"I know who I am."
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"Why is it every time you park a car in this block..."
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"- Sid, it's completely his fault. - Right."
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"Why don't you start taking the bus."
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"Let's go. I'm putting it in the garage. The fight's starting in two minutes."
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"Yes. I'm not giving him the satisfaction. It's my space."
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"So you're against me now?"
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"- No, he wasn't. - All that matters is who was there first."
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"You're not even old enough to drive, you little puke."
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"You're not my father!"
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"This guy's really a jerk."
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"What?"
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"- He's going out of business? - No, no, no."
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"Mommy!"
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"Jerry, what's the matter with you?"
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"- What? - You're not pregnant?"
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"When can you park headfirst?"
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"Never."
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"What about Sundays and holidays?"
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"Please."
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"What's going on here?"
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"Hey, that's a great hat."
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"Really? You like it?"
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"I got it at a flea market today."
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"- Can I try it on? - No! It wouldn't fit you."
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"You want to see? There! There it is! Run!"
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"- Who's coming? Elaine? - Depends on who's going. You going?"
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"What?"
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"Jerry."
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