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Clips from Seinfeld - The Parking Space (S03E03)

"It was late, I'm watching..."
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"...and it started making sense to me. I'm thinking:"
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"Yeah, I want that."
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"Maybe you ought to think about not getting the hoof cut once in a while."
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"Do dreams require liquid?"
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"It's not like I'm running a marathon, I'm just lying there."
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"- Kramer, what are you doing here?! - Jerry, now calm down. It's okay."
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"I didn't want to wake you up."
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"...so I used the spare keys that you gave me..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm really happy the movie was sold out."
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"- He's coming. The murderers! - Hurry. Hurry, he's coming. Hurry!"
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"Oh, Jerry."
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"Boy, that was close."
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"- Beautiful. - Kramer!"
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"That's it, hand them over."
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"You've lost your key privileges."
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"- I thought you went to the movie. - It was sold out."
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"- That's the point. - What point?"
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"- Just give me the keys. - Just give me another chance."
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"- Let go. - You let go. Come on, Jerry."
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"All right, yeah."
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"I mean, he's acting really weird lately. He's different."
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"- Just give him the keys back. - No, I can't."
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"Is that Kramer?"
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"- No, I am not- - No, no, it's okay. It's okay."
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"- Here. - What are you doing?"
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"...like a branch on the banks of a raging river..."
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"- And I thank you. - Take the keys."
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"- Yes? - Yes."
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"- Because Elaine has my keys. - You can get them back."
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"...that kept me in a fantasy world."
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"Cleaner. Oh, much cleaner."
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"...because I'm looking at life, you see, through Jerry's eyes."
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"Living in the shadows, living in the darkness..."
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"- Me? - Oh, yeah."
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"Often I sit and yearn."
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"No, no. You're wasting your life."
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"- You got money? - No."
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"Do you have any prospects?"
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"Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?"
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"Yeah, I think I got a touch of something too."
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"That was one line. You got fired."
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"All right. Suit yourself."
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"I'll give you back your spare keys, but now I want mine back."
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"What for?"
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"I don't see why if you have his..."
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"- What? - What?"
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"I'll give you my keys, but I don't have them here."
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"- How'd the Mets do? - They lost."
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"- Kramer! - Come on, open it up."
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"Tell me where Kramer is or we'll do this the hard way!"
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"Yeah, that's right, about the keys."
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"You heard me. So he packed a grip and he split for the coast."
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"La-la land. L.A."
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"You saw it. Didn't you see it?"
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"Yeah, I saw it. I saw it."
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"I heard something."
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"Hello? Hello, Mrs. Kramer?"
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"- Ask her about Kramer. - She's drunk out of her mind."
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"About five years ago."
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"Cracked it wide open."
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"...my eyes were hanging out of their sockets."
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"Yeah, they pronounced me dead at the scene."
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"Said I'd be a vegetable for life."
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"Lean!"
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"What is the big deal?"
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"Hey, you can drop me here."
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"Hey, what's the rush, man?"
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"- Please, Kramer. - Please, Kramer."
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"Well, now, Star Cloud-"
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"Unfortunately, when she gave you yours, you didn't give her hers."
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"Then I wouldn't have to ask you for hers..."
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"...so that I could get mine."
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"I used to watch those commercials during reruns of Gomer Pyle."
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"- Well, come on. - Wait a minute."
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"Wait."
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"They were in here. I saw her put them in here."
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"Well, this is great."
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"- Murphy Brown? - What?"
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"Elaine's writing a Murphy Brown?"
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"I was locked out. I'm just trying to get my keys."
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"I want my keys back from you."
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"I just thought I could write it."
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"You don't just write a Murphy Brown."
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"He's sitting at the desk!"
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"Steven Snell, I know people..."
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"Maybe that's what those delays on the ground are sometimes, at the gate."
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"Oh, God, this is so embarrassing."
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"You see technicians, you think they're servicing it..."
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"I bought the Ginsu knife."
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"I did buy the Ginsu knife."
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"I know, you can't believe it, but I did, I swear. I saw it."
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"Yeah, cut through the shoe, cut through the can, yeah."
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"So I called up the number on the screen, you know..."
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"...and I said, I'd like to order the Ginsu knife."
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"And the lady went, Really?"
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"I mean, even the Ginsu people have given up."
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"It's really so sad, you know."
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"I guess, to be honest, if you need a knife that can cut through a shoe..."
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"...perhaps you're not buying the highest grade of meat available."
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"- Oh, God. - I'm sorry."
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"I was watching Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo..."
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"...and I- You know, I wanted to get some popcorn..."
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"...to come in to get your popper."
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"- You scared me! - It's just me."
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"- That's enough! - Yeah, okay. Forgot the popper."
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"Kramer!"
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"What does it look like? What?"
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"Get out of the bathroom. I gotta go!"
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"All right, all right."
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"- Come on! - All right."
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"- Move it, move it! Get going! - Well, my drain's all clogged up."
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"- Is that my towel? - Yes."
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"...and see how fast you can get into your apartment?"
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"I'm from Wichita."
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"Did you see the look on that guy's face?"
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"- What? - You know what. The keys."
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"- Oh, come on. - No come on."
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"How was I to know it would be sold out?"
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