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Clips from Seinfeld - The Andrea Doria (S08E08)

"Hey, you know what?"
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"-Just wait here. I'll be right out. -Wait a second. Come on."
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"I wanna go in."
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"Hey, Georgie's moving out."
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"Fantastic apartment right across from mine."
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"So it's a two-bedroom-one-bath- make-your-friends-hate-you."
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"-Right, the blind date. -Well, they like to call it a setup now."
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"Come on, come check out my new place."
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"I need some more stuff to fill that extra bedroom with a walk-in closet."
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"Oh, this is really annoying."
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"It's working already."
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"You know, Kramer, I rented out half of my space to you."
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"Evidently."
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"Yes, but you see, Mr. Eldridge is an Andrea Doria survivor."
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"Where is this guy? I hate this."
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"I should have brought something to read."
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"Stabbed?"
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"It turns out it was his ex-girlfriend."
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"There's no expiration date on this."
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"There is now."
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"Plus they botched my vasectomy."
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"Andrea Doria? Is that the one they did the song about?"
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"Fifty-one people?"
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"I thought it was like a thousand."
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"Before you go, did you talk to Newman about getting that mail out?"
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"...and crush it out like a stale Pall Mall."
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"Well, the law's the law."
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"Right. So I called my friend-- You know, the one who set us up?"
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"To me, that's an important part of a relationship."
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"Yeah, we share the same affliction."
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"-A vet? -I'll take a vet over an MD any day."
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"Ahoy, Mr. Eldridge."
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"I understand you were on the Andrea Doria."
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"Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal."
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"It's my apartment, Eldridge."
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"What have you done for me lately?"
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"...maybe you should tell them the astonishing tales of Costanza."
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"-Jerry-- -I'll be with you in a moment."
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"-I'm gonna go. -All right."
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"...for hoarding Victoria's Secret catalogs."
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"-Yeah, listen, I can't make it later. -You can't make it?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I got some pills."
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"-Lay down. -Why?"
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"These are dog pills."
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"We had the same symptoms."
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"Where are you going?"
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"I don't know."
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"Come on. Come on. Yeah."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Frank, I'm cold."
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"I didn't take the subway to New York to sit at a table like that!"
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"Thank you, Mr. Eldridge."
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"-Well, what if I delivered it? -You?"
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"I can't believe I'm gonna be a mailman."
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"Thanks again."
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"Hey, I've been trying to jam stuff in the box like you told me..."
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"Hello?"
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"Really?"
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"...bird into a woman's head."
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"...and show him that it doesn't bother me."
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"You know, laugh it off."
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"-Either way. -All right."
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"It says no food or drink. You can't take that in."
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"I'm just running in."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"You know what? They don't have batteries here."
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"Let's go."
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"-Get out. -I'm out."
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"I can't wait for you to see."
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"-ls it better than mine? -Oh, yeah."
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"It's better than Elaine's."
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"-Gotta give her a call. -She's out."
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"I guess the blind people don't like being associated with all those losers."
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"I can't. I'm meeting Kramer down at my Mini Storage."
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"Got any extra furniture there?"
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"What is with that?"
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"Well, it's coughing, Jerry."
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"It expels the diseased germs out of the body into the air."
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"-Where is your key? -Yeah, well, Newman-- He's got it."
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"Yeah, and I rented out half that space to Newman."
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"Mailbags?"
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"He's storing mail in here?"
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"Excuse me, George?"
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"No, I'm Mrs. Ricardi, president of the tenants' association."
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"Oh, right. Right. Hey."
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"Hey, I love the floors in here. It's like a gymnasium."
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"George, unfortunately, Clarence Eldridge, in 8C..."
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"...has decided that he wants the apartment."
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"Yeah, but you promised it to me."
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"And in light of the terrible suffering that he's already been through..."
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"...we've decided to give it to him."
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"Well..."
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"...the Andrea Doria."
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"That was quite a fire."
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"Cancer in laboratory animals."
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"Excuse me. Elaine Benes?"
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"-Yeah? -An Alan Mercer called for you."
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"He said he's sorry, but he won't be able to make it tonight."
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"He's been stabbed."
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"More bread?"
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"That is not the point."
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"The guy was stabbed."
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"-You find out who stabbed him? -Yeah."
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"Well, you're not going near this hooligan anymore."
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"I don't know. I mean, think about it, Jerry."
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"There must be something exciting about this guy..."
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"...if he can arouse that kind of passion."
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"I mean, to be stabworthy, you know? It's...."
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"It's kind of a compliment."
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"Yeah, too bad he didn't get shot. He could have been the one."
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"Hey, how's everybody?"
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"You should get that cough checked out by a doctor."
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"No, no, no. No doctors for me."
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"Bunch of lackeys and yes men all toeing the company line."
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"-They botched it? -I'm even more potent now."
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"-Hey. -Hey, how's the new place?"
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"Gone."
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"The tenant association made me give it to this guy..."
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"...because he was an Andrea Doria survivor."
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