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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wink (S07E07)

"You can't see, you can't talk."
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"Like you've never been alive before."
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"The snooze alarm is based on the idea..."
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"Just make it a complete pathetic-loser kit."
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"Oh, I could use a few more hours sleep."
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"- Cal me James. - Oh, all right, James."
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"You wanna go out with my cousin Holly. You've never met her."
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"You're going out on a deaf date."
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"The question is, would you rather date the blind or the deaf?"
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"...would probably be a little messy around the house."
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"I mean, let's face it, they're not gonna get all the crumbs."
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"Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit."
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"I'm not worried. He sounds like he's good-looking."
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"You're going by sound? What are we, whales?"
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"I think I can tell."
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"No way. It's like 4 to 6 percent."
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"It's a 20-1 shot."
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"Then how are all these people getting together?"
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"No problem here."
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"Yeah, yeah, you must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too."
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"Why can't you eat a real breakfast?"
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"No, he thought I was hiding something about Morgan."
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"Hey."
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"And Buck Showalter's?"
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"It's an interoffice envelope. It gets passed around all over the office."
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"Hey, can I show this to my buddy Stubs?"
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"He runs a sports-memorabilia store."
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"He'll pay top-dollar for pro autographs."
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"- Is that the lovely Mrs. Morgan? - Hello."
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"- Birthday card? - Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card."
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"Wilhelm said you'd have it for me to sign."
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"Oh, yeah. I'll have that for you right after lunch."
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"- Fine. I'll be back after my massage. - Of course, your massage."
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"Enjoy your massage."
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"Hello."
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"Oh, well, that's typical. Elaine never liked Grandma Mema."
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"Anything lighter? How do you prepare the chicken?"
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"You know, I'll just have a salad."
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"Just a salad."
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"...that it was more than just a massage."
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"- You can't afford to be late again. - I know."
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"These mutts like to gossip."
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"I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad."
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"You're in the ballpark."
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"Call her up. She won't mind if you come."
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"Oh, don't worry, I'll be there. And I'll be packing an artery."
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"Do you have that Yankee envelope?"
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"- What is this? - Your cut of the loot."
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"Stubs gave me $200..."
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"...for the autographed birthday card that was inside."
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"...but I believe we had an understanding."
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"I need that card back. It's Steinbrenner's. I was responsible."
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"Well, Stubs sold it to some guy whose kid is in the hospital."
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"Get it back!"
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"This is such a lovely table setting, Holly."
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"Everybody like mutton?"
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"Hope you didn't cut the fat off."
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"Yeah, well, Bobby, what if I told you..."
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"...needed this card back?"
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"What if I get Paul O'Neill to hit a home run just for you?"
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"Could he hit two home runs?"
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"Sure, kid. But then you gotta promise you'll do something for me."
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"Yeah, that would be nice, but I just need the card."
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"I wish I could take credit for it."
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"It's actually a line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat."
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"Jerry!"
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"Grandma Mema's napkins. Two are missing."
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"Elaine took them, didn't she?"
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"What are you doing in this neighbourhood?"
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"It's okay. Okay. Quiet!"
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"These dogs were chasing me."
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"And no cabs were stopping."
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"They just don't like me. It's a long story."
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"- Head-to-toe? - Head-to-toe."
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"...and I'm gonna recommended you for his job."
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"Gone?"
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"Why would I take her stupid napkins?"
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"And I didn't wanna find out."
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"So where's my jacket?"
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"Spent the night at James', did we?"
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"- Reversed positions? - Yeah, you know, head-to-toe."
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"So what? Your genitals are still lined up."
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"Yeah, look, you don't know me."
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"All right. I can give you an autograph here..."
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"I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits."
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"- You what? - Yeah, you know, a couple of dingers."
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"It's hard to hit home runs. Where did you get two from?"
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"I'm not calling him a liar, but he wasn't stupid enough to promise two."
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"What do you got?"
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"The Yank ees tak e the field on a beautiful afternoon."
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"After Paul O'Neill hits his first home run."
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"- Come on up. - And the two-and-one pitch to O'Neil."
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"- Yeah! - A home run for Paul O'Neil."
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"- The Yanks lead 1-nothing. - Oh, yeah!"
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"I decided I'm gonna make you dinner."
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"Oh, I thought we were going out."
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"...I had the irresistible urge to make pork chops for you."
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"I bet he acted all aloof like he didn't know me."
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"I know he can. He'll do it for me."
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"- O'Neil heading for third. - Come on!"
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"Yeah, well, I guess I'll be on my way."
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"...with a throwing error charged to Martinez."
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"You said he would hit two home runs."
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"Holly."
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"- And what about the napkins? - Oh, God."
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"The point is, in today's modern world, it just doesn't seem relevant."
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"I still wanna know what happened to that birthday card."
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"I take full responsibility for the card not being here, I-"
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"How am I supposed to sign the card now, huh?"
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"It's already under glass."
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"You gave Mema's napkins to some dogs?"
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"Somebody stuffed some strange meat in the pockets."
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"You always stuff meat in your pockets?"
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"Word has it you were the brains behind the thing."
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"- It's a lot more work. - I know."
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"You know, Mr. Steinbrenner-"
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"...Bucky Dent, Billy Martin..."
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"...Dick Hauser, Bill Virdon..."
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"...Bob Lemon, Billy Martin..."
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"...Gene Michael, Buck Showalter-"
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