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Clips from Seinfeld - The Yada Yada (S08E08)

"You're on a desert island."
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"You can bring five books. Which five do you take?"
Seinfeld
"I gotta read five books?"
Seinfeld
"All right, one."
Seinfeld
"Come on."
Seinfeld
"I got it. Three Musketeers."
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"- You've read that? - No, I'm saving it for the island."
Seinfeld
"All right, let's start this whole thing over."
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"Best Chamberlain: Wilt, Richard, or Neville?"
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"For the desert island?"
Seinfeld
"- Okay. - Richard."
Seinfeld
"You know, he was in The Three Musketeers."
Seinfeld
"Exactly. Save me having to read the book."
Seinfeld
"What's going on over there?"
Seinfeld
"I don't know. I gotta see somebody."
Seinfeld
"So, Marcy, you should have seen me in the hot tub today."
Seinfeld
"- Why? - I was naked."
Seinfeld
"- Oh, George. - I saw it."
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"- How'd he look? - Okay. I wouldn't see it again."
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"A friend of mine thought she got Legionnaires' disease in a hot tub."
Seinfeld
"Really, what happened?"
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"Yada, yada, yada. Just some bad egg salad."
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"I'll be right back."
Seinfeld
"- Nice girl. - Lovely."
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"I notice she's big on the phrase, "Yada, yada.""
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"- Is "yada yada" bad? - No, "yada yada's" good."
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"- She's very succinct. - She is succinct."
Seinfeld
"Yeah, it's like you're dating USA Today."
Seinfeld
"- Hey. - Hey, Tim."
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"- George, you know Tim Whatley. - Yeah, dentist to the stars."
Seinfeld
"- What's up? - I'll tell you what's up. I'm a Jew."
Seinfeld
"- Excuse me? - I'm a Jew."
Seinfeld
"I finished converting two days ago."
Seinfeld
"Oh, well, welcome aboard."
Seinfeld
"- Thanks. So I'll see you tomorrow? - Yeah, I have a cavity, lower left."
Seinfeld
"- Were you just at the health club? - Oh, yeah."
Seinfeld
"- We must have just missed you. - I didn't do much."
Seinfeld
"I just sat in the sauna."
Seinfeld
"You know, it was more like a Jewish workout."
Seinfeld
"I'll see you."
Seinfeld
"Elaine, the guy's Jewish two days. He's already making Jewish jokes."
Seinfeld
"So what? When someone turns 21, they usually get drunk the first night."
Seinfeld
"Booze is not a religion."
Seinfeld
"Tell that to my father."
Seinfeld
"Anyway, guess what. Beth Lookner called me."
Seinfeld
"Beth Lookner. I'm still waiting out that marriage."
Seinfeld
"What are you talking about? That marriage ended six months ago."
Seinfeld
"She's already remarried."
Seinfeld
"Where was I?"
Seinfeld
"It was when you were engaged."
Seinfeld
"Oh, I gotta get on that Internet. I'm late on everything."
Seinfeld
"Anyway, so Beth and her new husband, Arnie..."
Seinfeld
"...have listed me as a reference for an adoption agency."
Seinfeld
"They're trying to get a baby."
Seinfeld
"Oh, God, a baby. That can add two years to a marriage."
Seinfeld
"Hey. Elaine, all right."
Seinfeld
"Who looks better in this shirt, me or Mickey?"
Seinfeld
"We're double-dating tonight."
Seinfeld
"If we wear the same shirt, we'll look like idiots."
Seinfeld
"Turn around."
Seinfeld
"Well, you're both so striking."
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"Yeah, tell me about it."
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"We just picked up two women at The Gap."
Seinfeld
"How did you decide which one of you would date which girl?"
Seinfeld
"So I'm on Third Avenue, minding my own business and yada, yada, yada."
Seinfeld
"I get a free massage and a facial."
Seinfeld
"What a succinct story."
Seinfeld
"So I'm surprised you drive a Cadillac."
Seinfeld
"Oh, it's not mine. It's my mother's."
Seinfeld
"Are you close with your parents?"
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"Well, they gave birth to me and yada, yada."
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"Yada what?"
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"Yada, yada, yada."
Seinfeld
"It's a nice place."
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"Really nice."
Seinfeld
"- I like your shirt. - Oh, thank you."
Seinfeld
"It's a hundred percent cotton. And some wool."
Seinfeld
"Well, you two seem to have the same taste."
Seinfeld
"- Well, I like it too. - Oh, well, I have the same shirt."
Seinfeld
"Yeah, well, I'm wearing it."
Seinfeld
"Well, I like your shirt too."
Seinfeld
"Well, so do I."
Seinfeld
"Did I mention I'm a serious actor?"
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"- Really? - I enjoy polo."
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"I like the beach."
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"My aunt has been ill of late."
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"I own a tuxedo."
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"Anything to drink? Some wine perhaps?"
Seinfeld
"- I like merlot. - I love merlot."
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"- I'm crazy about merlot. - I live for merlot."
Seinfeld
"We're out of merlot."
Seinfeld
"We'll clear out for your interview."
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"- Okay. - Make us sound good."
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"- Oh, come on. - Bye."
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"- Bye, Beth. Bye, Arnie. - Bye."
Seinfeld
"Nice people."
Seinfeld
"So you know Beth and Arnie pretty well?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
Seinfeld
"Do you socialize with them often?"
Seinfeld
"Yeah, yeah, we go out to dinner a lot..."
Seinfeld
"...usually Chinese. Well, sometimes Thai."
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"And we go to the movies. Arnie's a real film buff."
Seinfeld
"Actually, I remember this one time."
Seinfeld
"This is funny."
Seinfeld
"We went to see the movie Striptease."
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"I don't know if you've seen it. It doesn't matter. Anyway."
Seinfeld
"And it was during the opening credits..."
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"...it was before the movie even started."
Seinfeld
"And I was whispering something to Beth..."
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"...and Arnie leans over to me and he goes, "Would you shut up?""
Seinfeld
"I mean, he barely even knew me. Where did he get off-?"
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"But they're great people."
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"You're in here."
Seinfeld
"- What are you doing here? - I knew you had an appointment."
Seinfeld
"Well, this is very awkward."
Seinfeld
"I'll leave when the guy comes in."
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"Hey, I gotta tell you. I am loving this yada yada thing."
Seinfeld
"You know, I can gloss over my whole life story."
Seinfeld
"- Look at that. - Hey, don't play with that."
Seinfeld
"That's going in my mouth."
Seinfeld
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