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Clips from Seinfeld - The Subway (S03E03)

"As soon as the ride gets started..."
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"Excuse me. It won't go!"
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"One other really bad car-"
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"The biggest loser in the history of American literature."
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"- 9:30. - Lesbian wedding."
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"Let's see. Speeding, running a red light, no licence, no registration..."
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"...no plates, no brake lights, no rear-view mirror."
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"- No doors? - Yeah, I'm fighting that one."
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"Thank you."
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"I can't. I'm the best man."
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"- You looking for a job? - Me? Why?"
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"You didn't look like someone who needed a job."
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"So you're in the market?"
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"Big brokerage houses killed my father."
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"Really hurt his feelings."
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"Two women."
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"But you're obviously very busy on your way..."
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"The guys who own the horse are his regular customers."
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"Every horse he's ever given me has won."
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"They're ready to run with him. Gonna break his maiden."
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"You realize, of course, you're naked."
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"They're stopping for rats."
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"What's that? I feel something rubbing against me."
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"I got the ring. What'll they do?"
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"It's a nightmare. Help me!"
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"Nice."
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"Make yourself comfortable."
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"I'd look like an idiot. She'd get offended and leave."
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"Oh, yeah, it's all set."
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"- His father was a mudder. - His mother was a mudder."
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"His mother was a mudder?"
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"You don't recover from those rotator cuffs so fast."
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"- They got no defence. - Defence, please."
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"What they need is a front office."
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"Move! Move!"
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"It's moving!"
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"Gee, I hope you have the key for these things."
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"- You can imagine the taunts I'd hear. - Like what?"
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"Eight dollars?"
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"Will I see you again?"
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"- Come on! - Into the stretch..."
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"- ... but Stepagain is the leader... - Come on."
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"- Yes! - Pappernick flashing home."
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"Yes, yes! I won. Hey!"
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"Chilly out."
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"Too bad."
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"George."
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"As a kid, my favourite ride..."
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"...was the bumper car. Remember? Going around in a circle."
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"There was always one kid that could not do it."
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"Do you remember this kid?"
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"...he'd be, like, stuck in a pack of empty cars."
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"Just-"
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"Excuse me."
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"Come on!"
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"It's almost over!"
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"He always ends up with the attendant..."
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"...hanging off that big pole helping him steer it."
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"Stop crying."
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"Then there's always that other-"
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"The helpless father-and-son team."
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"This is another car just not going anywhere."
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"They're never organized. Who's on the wheel?"
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"Who's pressing on the gas? Just:"
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"Son, turn the wheel."
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"All right, Coney Island?"
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"Okay, you can take the B or the F and switch for the N..."
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"...at Broadway and Lafayette."
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"Or you can go over the bridge to DeKalb..."
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"...and catch the Q to Atlantic Avenue..."
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"But don't get on the G."
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"That's very tempting, but you wind up on Smith..."
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"...and 9th Street. Then you gotta get on the R."
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"Couldn't he just take the D straight to Coney Island?"
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"Well, yeah."
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"Okay. What time is your job interview, George?"
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"9:45."
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"Don't whistle on the elevator."
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"- Why not? - That's what Willy Loman told Biff..."
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"...before his interview in Death of a Salesman."
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"You're comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging."
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"- I gotta get going. - What time's the lesbian wedding?"
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"How do they work the bride and groom on that? Do they flip a coin?"
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"Yeah, they flip a coin."
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"What, was that not politically correct? It's a legitimate question."
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"I feel when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking:"
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"That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
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"All right, Jerry, come on. Pick up the check so we can go."
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"- I'm paying for breakfast? - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. - Why do I always pay?"
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"What am I, made of money?"
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"You bunch of deadbeats."
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"How many tickets you paying today?"
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"Look at that one."
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"You know, this is gonna cost me over 600 bucks."
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"I can't carry change in these pants. It falls out."
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"- Here you go. - There you go."
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"So can I convince anybody to come down to Coney Island?"
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"Gotta pick up my car at the pound. George?"
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"I can't believe they found your stolen car."
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"Not only did they find it..."
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"...it was simonized, and the front end was aligned."
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"- That's amazing. - So, what do you say?"
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"Ride on the Cyclone. Hot dog at Nathan's on me."
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"Who are you, Satan? I'm close to a job here."
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"- It's my second interview. - All right, Biff."
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"Elaine? Merry-go-round?"
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"Kramer. Bumper cars."
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"I gotta go to court. I'll get in trouble. What's the matter with you?"
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"It could be years till I get back to Coney Island."
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"I can't go on the rides alone."
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"42nd Street. Change for the D and the double R..."
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"...the 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, the C, K and F train."
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"Well..."
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"See you."
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"Hey!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Well, you're reading the classifieds."
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"Oh, no. No, no."
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"I was just looking for the stock page. Here it is."
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