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Clips from Seinfeld - The Opposite (S05E05)

"Human fascination with water is amazing."
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"We're constantly going to beaches, pools, lakes, rivers."
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"We're swimming, we're snorkeling, we're scuba-diving."
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"We bathe in it. Our bodies are mostly made of water."
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"Everyone's carrying around these bottles of water."
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"We can't get enough water."
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"Unless it rains..."
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"...then we're like, "Oh, look, I'm soaked."
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"I am literally drenched.""
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"For some reason, we have a huge problem with small, flying water."
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"It'll just stop us right in our tracks."
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""I felt a drop."
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"We're gonna get caught in it!"
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"Everyone cover your water bottles. Run!""
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"Get off at the next exit."
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"Kramer, I've driven to East Hampton many times."
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"I know the exit."
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"I hear it's a great house. Pool, sun deck."
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"Yeah, I'll be there."
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"You sure we're making the right move?"
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"We gotta see the new baby. At least we'll get a weekend in the Hamptons."
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"- Didn't they just have a baby? - That was two years ago."
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"Remember? "Jerry, you gotta see the baby."
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"You gotta see the baby.""
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"Is it possible they're just having babies to get people to visit them?"
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"Hey, Jerry, you ever wear silk underwear?"
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"- No. - Put that on the top of your list."
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"No, not for me. A little too delightful."
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"George and Jane should be almost there."
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"Isn't it weird that they haven't had sex..."
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"...but they're spending a weekend together?"
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"George is pleased. It's like she signed a letter of intent."
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"- When's Rachel coming out? - The 3:00 train."
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"Her father is so religious."
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"I'm amazed he's letting you see her again..."
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"...after that Schindler's List make-out session."
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"I brought him some kishke."
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"- What's that? - It's a stuffed meat thing."
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"Israeli soldiers carry it in case they're captured behind enemy lines."
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"They eat it and it kills them."
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"I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love."
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"Me too. I love cough medicine."
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"You see? We were made for each other."
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"It's amazing. If I reach out and touch her breast right now..."
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"...she'd scream and throw me out of the car."
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"But at this time tomorrow, I could touch it all I want."
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"- What's your favorite? - Pertussin."
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"- Ever try it with club soda? - No."
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"Oh, very refreshing."
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"Sex is like joining a private club."
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"I'll be the same me tomorrow..."
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"...but suddenly the "no trespassing" sign will be gone."
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"- Are we almost there? - Yeah, about 10, 15 minutes."
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"But I have to stop at a vegetable stand."
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"- What for? - My mother loves Hampton tomatoes."
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"She's nuts for Hampton tomatoes."
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"Can you buy them later?"
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"I really wanna get some sun."
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"Hey, Jerry, rub some lotion on my back."
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"Who are you, Mrs. Robinson?"
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"Come on. I'll rub some on you."
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"- That's not sweetening the deal. - Oh, come on."
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"No."
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"You know, when I was a kid..."
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"...I once found $1.50 in change at the bottom of a pool."
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"- You must have been excited. - Yeah."
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"I gotta go get those tomatoes. You wanna go?"
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"- I don't think so. - Okay. I'll see you later."
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"- Anybody want some tomatoes? - No, thanks."
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"I'm gonna take a dip."
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"And then there's Maude."
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"Look at my face. Look at it."
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"- Do you see any lines? - No lines."
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"You know why? One word: shade."
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"So when are we gonna see this baby? When is this momentous event?"
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"He's taking a nap or something."
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"I'm gonna go see if there are any girls on the beach."
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"- Elaine, you wanna come? - No, thanks."
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"I got plenty of girlfriends."
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"Well, this is interesting."
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"What?"
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"Jane's topless."
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"Yo-Yo Ma."
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"Boutros Boutros-Golly."
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"Nice rack."
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"Come on, you guys. You can come and see the baby now."
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"- Oh, in a minute, Carol. - Yeah, we're gonna be right up."
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"This is weird, wild stuff."
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"George hasn't even seen her yet."
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"Why do you think we're getting the sneak preview?"
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"Maybe she's trying to create a buzz."
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"- What? - Get some good word of mouth going."
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"Oh, here she comes."
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"I'm thirsty. Anyone want a drink?"
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"No, thanks."
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"I'm good."
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"All right. Show's over. I'm going to the beach."
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"Adam, Jerry and Elaine are here."
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"Where is the cute little snuggly baby?"
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"- Isn't he gorgeous? - Oh, he's -"
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"Is he gorgeous."
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"Gorgeous, yes."
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"So very gorgeous."
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"Michael, shut the door. You're letting bugs in."
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"Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?"
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"I couldn't look."
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"It was like a Pekingese."
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"Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool."
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"The thing is, they'll never know. No one's ever gonna tell them."
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"- You have to lie. - Oh, it's a must-lie situation."
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"Yes. It's a must-lie situation."
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"You know, I don't think we should tell George we saw Jane topless."
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"No. I don't think so."
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"Remind me to tell Kramer too."
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"Lobster."
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"- Well, this ointment should do it. - How are you feeling, Adam?"
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"Elaine. This is our pediatrician, Ben Pfeffer."
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"Hi."
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"Look at him, Elaine. How gorgeous is he, I ask you?"
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"How gorgeous?"
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