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Clips from Seinfeld - The Virgin (S04E04)

"...and go, Here you go. I'm sorry."
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"Have a good one. Sorry."
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"- We're dead. - We're not dead."
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"Let me ask you: when's the last time you went skiing?"
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"- About six years ago. - I think you can take the lift ticket..."
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"Women like skiers."
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"Closet business?"
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"- I'm interested. - She reorganizes your closet..."
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"You thought she was good-looking. This was a way to meet her."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah. So, what happened?"
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"What do I need more closet space for?"
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"- You said you were going to Berlin. - Oh, right, right."
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"The Wall had just come down. You told me you wanted to be..."
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"...it's a lot of hard work."
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"But it comes fairly easy to me."
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"- On many factors. - Like what?"
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"Well, how long you've been seeing her."
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"What's your phone-call frequency? Are you on a daily?"
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"No. Semi-daily. Four, five times a week."
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"Might be some moisturizer."
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"You got a girlfriend."
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"...and an implied date on Saturday night."
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"- No, what? - The script, the pilot, TV show."
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"...that makes the decision whether to pick up the show."
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"She's one of our biggest fans."
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"...so she'll still like me, and it doesn't affect the deal?"
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"Don't dismiss."
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"I explain my situation."
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"We'll put everything on hooks."
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"Oh, I don't believe this."
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"Hey. Well, what are you doing?"
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"Because I've been watching too much. It was an addiction. I couldn't stop."
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"- There's weather. - I don't need weather."
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"Weather doesn't do it for me."
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"No, no. I don't want it back."
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"Are you gonna watch the Knick game tonight?"
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"...being left for a wall."
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"- Go on. - Well, I wouldn't move in, because-"
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"Hi. Marla, Elaine."
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"I like that thing in your hair."
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"Yeah? This woman was selling them..."
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"No, thanks."
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"...big deal, right?"
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"I mean, like, it's a big, big secret..."
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"...that women carry around their diaphragms."
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"- I mean- - Because I'm not anti-virgin."
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"- She's a virgin? - A virgin."
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"I'm very attracted to her. That accent is so sexy."
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"...Lewis and Clark in you."
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"- I'm really hungry. - Yeah, me too."
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"- I'm in. Let's go for it. - All right. What do you want?"
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"- All right. - What are you getting?"
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"I'm getting the chow fun. You don't have to have any."
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"...is how the man changes into a completely different person..."
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"We need to come up with one good idea, we can get through this meeting."
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"There's your food."
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"- Your butler? - Right."
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"He ran into a parked car, hit his head..."
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"...and everything went flying."
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"Something happened to the food?"
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"Could only save one bag."
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"- Where's yours? - He dropped it."
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"- Are you watching Oprah? - I did not."
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"You're giving him back that TV."
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"- What? - We've got work to do."
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"- What about the meeting? - An hour with Patrick Swayze."
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"You're dragging me into the sewer with you."
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"I'll fake an illness. My back! My back! I can't move my back!"
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"No, no. Would you get up?"
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"- I could do this, Jerry. - No."
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"She was standing on the street, and then she was laughing..."
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"...and then they shot her!"
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"Take me home so I can comfort my- My poor family."
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"- What? - That's David Letterman."
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"Be right back."
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"Mr. Seinfeld, they're ready for you now."
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"Yes, I was very wise to hitch my wagon to his star."
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"Good."
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"...to do an entire show..."
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"You know, you're- You're waiting, and you're hungry..."
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"Well, no. That's one."
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"I- I get into an accident with a guy who has no insurance..."
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"And I'm walking around with one of those big neck-collar things."
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"Is that beautiful or what?"
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"I'll bet they're probably doing somersaults about us over there."
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"You think they get butler stories like that every day?"
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"What's going on? I'l tel you what's going on."
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"Finally, my stupidity pays off!"
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"You can't break up. Her life is shattered. You got her fired."
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"I'm stuck."
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"Every time I think I'm out..."
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"I mean that literally. A tree fell on the roof and cracked the structure."
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"Maybe I should be going."
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"You're not kidding. Who figured Susan would break up with him?"
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"A sitcom?"
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"Carol. This guy's writing a sitcom."
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"Can you imagine?"
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"I mean, they would find some girl that had never been with anybody..."
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"She winds up in heaven, talking with Chuck Woolery, so..."
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"There's no easy way to break up."
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"When you start dating, they should give you..."
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"You know? So you could just go up to the person..."
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"I'll grab the tennis racket. Don't even bother to get up."
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"Which is fine, unless the person you're in the relationship with..."
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"...has a Eight More Months of Guilt, Torture and Paincard."
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"We got all day tomorrow to think of a story."
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"All day tomorrow? We had a month to come up with something."
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"We didn't do anything."
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"So we'll do it tomorrow."
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"So what? You can't meet anybody. You're with Susan."
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"Yeah. Right."
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"I almost dated the one on the right. She's in the closet business."
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"...and shows you how to maximize your closet space."
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"She looked into my closet."
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"- George, Marla. - Marla."
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"George. Jerry, Stacy."
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"- Stacy. George, Stacy. - Jerry."
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"Jerry, Marla. Stacy."
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"- So how was your trip to Berlin? - Trip to Berlin?"
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"Remember, that's why you put off the closets."
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