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Clips from Seinfeld - The Shoes (S04E04)

"The problem with the beginning of the relationship..."
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"Know what I mean? So if there's any problems, you can go:"
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"I've never seen a pilot script this funny."
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"- It's funny. - I mean, we're not stupid, right?"
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"Come on, let's stay with it. We gotta finish this today."
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"Maybe I should give it to my therapist to read."
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"I don't even know what they think. That's why I'm in therapy."
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"I remember you had three dates with her..."
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"So now I'm thinking, What is my duty to my friend?"
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"You know, she sees me and she goes, Hi, Kramer!"
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"Like she never went three dates with you and refused to kiss you."
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"- What do you mean you snubbed her? - I walked by her, never said a word."
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"- Right by her? - Right by her."
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"But your loyalty is beyond question."
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"Could have been a lot worse."
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"I thought there was gonna be a character named Elaine Benes."
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"We couldn't keep track of everybody:"
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"Well, we tried. We couldn't. We didn't know how to..."
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"We couldn't write for a woman. We didn't know what you would say."
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"Even right now, I know you're gonna say something."
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure."
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"Bite?"
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"I wanna know. Why did Kramer do that?"
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"- Pfieffer's. - Oh, the power-lunch crowd."
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"- Thank you. - Where did you get them?"
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"I think we're making progress."
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"Well, no-"
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"It wasn't funny."
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"It wasn't funny? What, are you kidding?"
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"Well, that whole story line about a guy who gets into a car accident..."
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"...you're gonna have to learn how to deal with criticism."
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"How's this for criticism?"
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"You stink. How do you like that criticism?"
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"So you send me to this therapist to help me with my emotional disorders..."
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"What kind of a therapist is that?"
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"...so that someday I might be able to walk up to a woman and say:"
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"- You what? - Yeah, I kissed her."
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"What kind of great friend are you?"
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"...because I snubbed her. Then we started talking a little bit..."
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"Gail Cunningham."
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"So what?"
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"It is nobody's business where I buy my shoes."
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"My Botticelli shoes. You've been talking about my Botticelli shoes."
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"What are you saying?"
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"Oh, you have a daughter."
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"All right."
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"Yeah?"
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"And every time I read it..."
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"What?"
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"Would you like a Pepto-Bismol? I keep them in my wallet."
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"You think he liked it?"
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"- What was that dish he said- - Pasta primavera."
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"It needs..."
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"- More jokes? - Another ending?"
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"We haven't heard his notes yet."
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"Hello."
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"He just read it."
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"- That's why I poked. - Why I peeked."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"Hi, Stu."
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"Dalrymple just cancelled the pilot."
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"That's a reflex. Cleavage, poke. Cleavage, poke."
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"This occurs on a molecular level. You can't control it."
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"Look, sweetheart, you know you've got it all."
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"She wants my shoes?"
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"What kind of person is this?"
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"- I'll get you another just like it. - But these were the only cool ones."
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"Elaine..."
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"- Yeah, because she caught you- - Never mind!"
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"Oh, come on. Wait a second. This whole thing is ridiculous."
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"How do I even know she wears the same size?"
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"Oh, and one more thing, bring the shoes."
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"It's funny, after the pilot got cancelled, we hadn't heard from you."
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"Well, it just didn't seem to be the right project for us right now."
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"- I did not leer. Did I leer? - No leer."
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"Here's your ketchup back."
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"...pounding and pounding on the bottom of it."
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"...I would really, really like to know what it is."
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"Great. Pilot is back on."
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"...you'll, of course, tell him how much you liked it."
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"...and on page three, for example..."
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"...and the butler is very distracted and can't work."
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"All right."
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"- If you can. - Yeah."
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"I think what he's trying to say is, Get the bouillabaisse."
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"...how many times we've seen these things."
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"...we have to look. We cannot not look."
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"...to a nearby UFO landing. That's what it is."
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"Women, if women buy a pair of shoes that they really love..."
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"...this is like boarding the alien ship."
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"It's possible that aliens have landed..."
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"...because we're so preoccupied with cleavage and shoes."
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"You are some great friend. I'll tell you. Snubbed her. Not that I condone it."
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"I've never condoned snubbing in my administration."
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"- I'm not even in here. - Yeah, I know."
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"There were too many people in the room."
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"George and the butler-"
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"You couldn't keep track of everybody?"
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"You have no idea?"
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"Something derogatory?"
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"- I thought I'd find you here. - Well, Gail Cunningham."
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"- Hi, Gail. - Hi, Elaine."
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"- What is with your friend, Kramer? - Why?"
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"He snubbed me."
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"- What did you tell him? - Nothing. Hey, give me that."
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"- I thought you finished. - I took two bites. How am I finished?"
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"Plus, you're coming down with something. You want me to get sick?"
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"I don't know. Once he leaves the building, he's out of my jurisdiction."
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"- Tell him that I am mad at him. - All right. So where you cooking now?"
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"Nice shoes."
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"They're Botticelli's."
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"Botticelli's. Look at you. I'm afraid to go in there."
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"Really?"
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"- Would you care to join us? - No, no. I gotta get to the restaurant."
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"- See you. - See you."
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"Look at you with your Botticelli's."
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"- That bothered you? - Yes, it bothered me."
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"So I bought a pair of shoes at Botticelli's."
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"I'm not allowed to shop there?"
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"That really embarrassed me."
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