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Clips from Seinfeld - The Mom and Pop Store (S06E06)

TV Series 1989 –1998 Season 6, Episode 8 22 min ★ 8.8/10 (390,457 ratings) 407 clips
Comedy

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Title Season Episode
Good News, Bad News 1 1
The Stakeout 1 2
The Robbery 1 3
The Stock Tip 1 5
The Ex-Girlfriend 2 1
The Pony Remark 2 2
The Jacket 2 3
The Phone Message 2 4
The Apartment 2 5
The Statue 2 6
The Revenge 2 7
The Heart Attack 2 8
The Deal 2 9
The Baby Shower 2 10
The Chinese Restaurant 2 11
The Busboy 2 12
The Note 3 1
The Truth 3 2
The Pen 3 3
The Dog 3 4
The Library 3 5
The Parking Garage 3 6
The Cafe 3 7
The Tape 3 8
The Nose Job 3 9
The Stranded 3 10
The Alternate Side 3 11
The Red Dot 3 12
The Subway 3 13
The Pez Dispenser 3 14
The Suicide 3 15
The Fix Up 3 16
The Boyfriend: Part 1 3 17
The Limo 3 19
The Good Samaritan 3 20
The Letter 3 21
The Parking Space 3 22
The Keys 3 23
The Trip: Part 1 4 1
The Trip: Part 2 4 2
The Pitch 4 3
The Wallet 4 5
The Watch 4 6
The Bubble Boy 4 7
The Cheever Letters 4 8
The Opera 4 9
The Virgin 4 10
The Contest 4 11
The Airport 4 12
The Pick 4 13
The Movie 4 14
The Visa 4 15
The Shoes 4 16
The Outing 4 17
The Old Man 4 18
The Implant 4 19
The Junior Mint 4 20
The Smelly Car 4 21
The Handicap Spot 4 22
The Pilot 4 23
The Mango 5 1
The Puffy Shirt 5 2
The Glasses 5 3
The Sniffing Accountant 5 4
The Bris 5 5
The Lip Reader 5 6
The Non-Fat Yogurt 5 7
The Barber 5 8
The Masseuse 5 9
The Cigar Store Indian 5 10
The Conversion 5 11
The Stall 5 12
The Dinner Party 5 13
The Marine Biologist 5 14
The Pie 5 15
The Stand-In 5 16
The Wife 5 17
The Raincoats 5 18
The Fire 5 19
The Hamptons 5 20
The Opposite 5 21
The Chaperone 6 1
The Big Salad 6 2
The Pledge Drive 6 3
Title Season Episode
The Chinese Woman 6 4
The Couch 6 5
The Gymnast 6 6
The Soup 6 7
The Mom and Pop Store 6 8
The Secretary 6 9
The Race 6 10
The Switch 6 11
The Label Maker 6 12
The Scofflaw 6 13
Highlights of a Hundred 6 14
The Beard 6 15
The Doorman 6 17
The Jimmy 6 18
The Doodle 6 19
The Fusilli Jerry 6 20
The Diplomat's Club 6 21
The Face Painter 6 22
The Understudy 6 23
The Engagement 7 1
The Postponement 7 2
The Maestro 7 3
The Wink 7 4
The Hot Tub 7 5
The Soup Nazi 7 6
The Secret Code 7 7
The Pool Guy 7 8
The Sponge 7 9
The Gum 7 10
The Rye 7 11
The Caddy 7 12
The Seven 7 13
The Cadillac 7 14
The Doll 7 16
The Friars Club 7 17
The Wig Master 7 18
The Calzone 7 19
The Bottle Deposit 7 20
The Wait Out 7 21
The Invitations 7 22
The Foundation 8 1
The Soul Mate 8 2
The Bizarro Jerry 8 3
The Little Kicks 8 4
The Package 8 5
The Fatigues 8 6
The Checks 8 7
The Chicken Roaster 8 8
The Abstinence 8 9
The Andrea Doria 8 10
The Little Jerry 8 11
The Money 8 12
The Comeback 8 13
The Van Buren Boys 8 14
The Susie 8 15
The Pothole 8 16
The English Patient 8 17
The Nap 8 18
The Yada Yada 8 19
The Millennium 8 20
The Muffin Tops 8 21
The Summer of George 8 22
The Butter Shave 9 1
The Voice 9 2
The Serenity Now 9 3
The Blood 9 4
The Junk Mail 9 5
The Merv Griffin Show 9 6
The Slicer 9 7
The Betrayal 9 8
The Apology 9 9
The Strike 9 10
The Dealership 9 11
The Reverse Peephole 9 12
The Cartoon 9 13
The Strongbox 9 14
The Wizard 9 15
The Burning 9 16
The Bookstore 9 17
The Frogger 9 18
The Maid 9 19
The Puerto Rican Day 9 20
The Chronicle 9 21
The Finale 9 23
It kind of throws off the timing: Who's on first?
"It kind of throws off the timing: Who's on first?"
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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Dear, who do you think is on first?
"Dear, who do you think is on first?"
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Whenever a friend starts with a new girlfriend, he should just say:
"Whenever a friend starts with a new girlfriend, he should just say:"
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- Is she not terrific? - She does have a way.
"- Is she not terrific? - She does have a way."
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Well, they do work on tips.
"Well, they do work on tips."
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The omelet. Damn.
"The omelet. Damn."
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Oh, no. It's Kenny Bania.
"Oh, no. It's Kenny Bania."
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- Hey, Jerry. - Hey, Kenny.
"- Hey, Jerry. - Hey, Kenny."
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- Elaine, George. - Hi.
"- Elaine, George. - Hi."
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- How's it going? - Great. I've been working out.
"- How's it going? - Great. I've been working out."
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Went from a size 40 to a 42.
"Went from a size 40 to a 42."
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- He's very generous, isn't he? - Yes. Yes, he is.
"- He's very generous, isn't he? - Yes. Yes, he is."
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- All right, I'll leave you alone. - Yeah, yeah.
"- All right, I'll leave you alone. - Yeah, yeah."
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What?
"What?"
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What?
"What?"
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It's proper to say pardon.
"It's proper to say pardon."
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Oh, it's just horse manure. Horse manure's not that bad.
"Oh, it's just horse manure. Horse manure's not that bad."
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I don't even mind the word manure.
"I don't even mind the word manure."
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...and a ma in front of it. Manure.
"...and a ma in front of it. Manure."
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You know, my boyfriend has the same one.
"You know, my boyfriend has the same one."
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- He's a real watch freak. - Well, how about that?
"- He's a real watch freak. - Well, how about that?"
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- Oh, look out. You stepped right in it. - Yes. I sure did.
"- Oh, look out. You stepped right in it. - Yes. I sure did."
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So you just pretended it didn't bother you?
"So you just pretended it didn't bother you?"
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...didn't like the looks of the defense and changed the play.
"...didn't like the looks of the defense and changed the play."
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You know, you have a nure with a ma in front of it.
"You know, you have a nure with a ma in front of it."
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And it was around this point she mentioned the boyfriend?
"And it was around this point she mentioned the boyfriend?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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...and puts a positive spin on it.
"...and puts a positive spin on it."
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So you don't think she really has a boyfriend.
"So you don't think she really has a boyfriend."
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Yeah. Well, I'll tell you, she's a full-figured gal.
"Yeah. Well, I'll tell you, she's a full-figured gal."
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- Is she? - Oh, you better believe it, buddy.
"- Is she? - Oh, you better believe it, buddy."
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Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry.
"Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry."
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Hey, I give you a brand-new Armani suit...
"Hey, I give you a brand-new Armani suit..."
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- I'm just curious. - A bowl, okay?
"- I'm just curious. - A bowl, okay?"
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- Hi, Simon. This is Jerry. - Hello.
"- Hi, Simon. This is Jerry. - Hello."
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- So is she working? Is she here? - Yeah, yeah, she's here.
"- So is she working? Is she here? - Yeah, yeah, she's here."
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It doesn't matter. This is it. This completes the transaction.
"It doesn't matter. This is it. This completes the transaction."
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- Hi. - Hi.
"- Hi. - Hi."
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Fortunately, he has no money and no prospects.
"Fortunately, he has no money and no prospects."
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- Elaine, here's the car keys. - Thanks.
"- Elaine, here's the car keys. - Thanks."
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- Yep. - Listen, Jerry.
"- Yep. - Listen, Jerry."
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- Hey. - Hey.
"- Hey. - Hey."
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Really?
"Really?"
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They'll make it for you.
"They'll make it for you."
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I can bring you two small salads.
"I can bring you two small salads."
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She's on your turf.
"She's on your turf."
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I mean, I know how to get myself fired.
"I mean, I know how to get myself fired."
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How do I get someone else fired?
"How do I get someone else fired?"
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Well, you gotta have something. I can't go back in there with no food.
"Well, you gotta have something. I can't go back in there with no food."
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She expecting something, Jerry.
"She expecting something, Jerry."
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Boy, he's a real bounder, isn't he?
"Boy, he's a real bounder, isn't he?"
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Thank God. I don't have to do this anymore.
"Thank God. I don't have to do this anymore."
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I told you, she's busy.
"I told you, she's busy."
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Tell your boyfriend to stop calling here.
"Tell your boyfriend to stop calling here."
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He's trying to get me in trouble.
"He's trying to get me in trouble."
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Well, hello. Here you are, as promised.
"Well, hello. Here you are, as promised."
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- When are you leaving? - Are you trying to get rid of me?
"- When are you leaving? - Are you trying to get rid of me?"
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How do I look?
"How do I look?"
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If a friend gets involved in a relationship, it affects your friendship.
"If a friend gets involved in a relationship, it affects your friendship."
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I look like the person you used to know...
"I look like the person you used to know..."
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...but I've been modified to survive in this relationship.
"...but I've been modified to survive in this relationship."
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In other words, if we're having an argument and she's there...
"In other words, if we're having an argument and she's there..."
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...I may say, 'I totally disagree with you. '
"...I may say, 'I totally disagree with you. '"
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But what that means is:
"But what that means is:"
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'I'd like to help you out, but I'd rather continue to see her naked. '
"'I'd like to help you out, but I'd rather continue to see her naked. '"
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Okay, cowboys, what will you have?
"Okay, cowboys, what will you have?"
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I'll have the turkey club without the bacon.
"I'll have the turkey club without the bacon."
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And I'll have the bacon club without the turkey.
"And I'll have the bacon club without the turkey."
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George, don't make me get tough with you.
"George, don't make me get tough with you."
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Why? You think you can beat me up?
"Why? You think you can beat me up?"
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You wouldn't want me to mess up that beautiful face of yours.
"You wouldn't want me to mess up that beautiful face of yours."
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Stop it. Stop it.
"Stop it. Stop it."
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You don't want bacon. I'll surprise you.
"You don't want bacon. I'll surprise you."
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You think she thinks I have a beautiful face?
"You think she thinks I have a beautiful face?"
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George, don't make me get tough with you.
"George, don't make me get tough with you."
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Who says that? She is really cool.
"Who says that? She is really cool."
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What do you think? You think she likes me?
"What do you think? You think she likes me?"
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I should've got the egg-white omelet.
"I should've got the egg-white omelet."
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Why should she like me? Who am I? There's a million people to like.
"Why should she like me? Who am I? There's a million people to like."
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Maybe she could like me. Is it that far-fetched?
"Maybe she could like me. Is it that far-fetched?"
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Maybe she sees something. Is it possible?
"Maybe she sees something. Is it possible?"
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- No. Not possible. - No. Not possible.
"- No. Not possible. - No. Not possible."
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- Hey. - Hey, Laney.
"- Hey. - Hey, Laney."
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- How was the trip? - What trip? You were gone?
"- How was the trip? - What trip? You were gone?"
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I went to England.
"I went to England."
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- How was it? - Actually, it was great.
"- How was it? - Actually, it was great."
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I met an Englishman, and we really hit it off.
"I met an Englishman, and we really hit it off."
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Well, that relationship has obviously got a lot of potential.
"Well, that relationship has obviously got a lot of potential."
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Yeah, well, Jerome...
"Yeah, well, Jerome..."
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...I happen to be flying him in on my frequent-flier miles.
"...I happen to be flying him in on my frequent-flier miles."
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Flying him in? How long is he staying for?
"Flying him in? How long is he staying for?"
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It's an open-ended ticket. He can return anytime he wants.
"It's an open-ended ticket. He can return anytime he wants."
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All this in five days.
"All this in five days."
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- Who's he? - He's this awful comedian.
"- Who's he? - He's this awful comedian."
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- No kidding? - Yeah. I'm huge.
"- No kidding? - Yeah. I'm huge."
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- Well, I'll leave you guys alone. - Okay, thanks.
"- Well, I'll leave you guys alone. - Okay, thanks."
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Oh, Jerry, you know what just hit me? I was thinking...
"Oh, Jerry, you know what just hit me? I was thinking..."
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- What size suit are you? - I'm a 40. Why?
"- What size suit are you? - I'm a 40. Why?"
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I just got a brand-new Armani suit, doesn't fit me anymore. You want it?
"I just got a brand-new Armani suit, doesn't fit me anymore. You want it?"
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Well, I don't know if...
"Well, I don't know if..."
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Oh, come on. Why should it sit in a closet?
"Oh, come on. Why should it sit in a closet?"
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- An Armani suit? - Take the suit.
"- An Armani suit? - Take the suit."
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- You gonna be home later? - Yeah.
"- You gonna be home later? - Yeah."
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I'll drop it off.
"I'll drop it off."
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- Hey, new suit! - Yeah, yeah. Lucky me.
"- Hey, new suit! - Yeah, yeah. Lucky me."
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Here, I personally made you a cold chicken sandwich.
"Here, I personally made you a cold chicken sandwich."
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It's not even on the menu.
"It's not even on the menu."
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Oh, this is fabulous.
"Oh, this is fabulous."
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Boy, she is nice.
"Boy, she is nice."
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I like her. I like her, Jerry. She's got substance.
"I like her. I like her, Jerry. She's got substance."
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She oozes substance.
"She oozes substance."
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Well, go in there and talk to her.
"Well, go in there and talk to her."
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She's not gonna put them on the glass.
"She's not gonna put them on the glass."
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You mean the walk back in?
"You mean the walk back in?"
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That's the toughest move in the business.
"That's the toughest move in the business."
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You're sending me into no man's land...
"You're sending me into no man's land..."
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...and if I get shot down, I have to crawl back.
"...and if I get shot down, I have to crawl back."
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Well, I can't do it, I tell you!
"Well, I can't do it, I tell you!"
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Pull yourself together. You're going in there, soldier.
"Pull yourself together. You're going in there, soldier."
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