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Clips from Seinfeld - The Mom and Pop Store (S06E06)

"It kind of throws off the timing: Who's on first?"
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"I don't know."
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"Dear, who do you think is on first?"
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"Whenever a friend starts with a new girlfriend, he should just say:"
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"- Is she not terrific? - She does have a way."
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"Well, they do work on tips."
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"The omelet. Damn."
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"Oh, no. It's Kenny Bania."
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"- Hey, Jerry. - Hey, Kenny."
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"- Elaine, George. - Hi."
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"- How's it going? - Great. I've been working out."
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"Went from a size 40 to a 42."
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"- He's very generous, isn't he? - Yes. Yes, he is."
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"- All right, I'll leave you alone. - Yeah, yeah."
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"What?"
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"What?"
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"It's proper to say pardon."
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"Oh, it's just horse manure. Horse manure's not that bad."
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"I don't even mind the word manure."
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"...and a ma in front of it. Manure."
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"You know, my boyfriend has the same one."
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"- He's a real watch freak. - Well, how about that?"
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"- Oh, look out. You stepped right in it. - Yes. I sure did."
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"So you just pretended it didn't bother you?"
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"...didn't like the looks of the defense and changed the play."
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"You know, you have a nure with a ma in front of it."
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"And it was around this point she mentioned the boyfriend?"
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"Yeah."
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"...and puts a positive spin on it."
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"So you don't think she really has a boyfriend."
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"Yeah. Well, I'll tell you, she's a full-figured gal."
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"- Is she? - Oh, you better believe it, buddy."
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"Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry."
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"Hey, I give you a brand-new Armani suit..."
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"- I'm just curious. - A bowl, okay?"
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"- Hi, Simon. This is Jerry. - Hello."
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"- So is she working? Is she here? - Yeah, yeah, she's here."
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"It doesn't matter. This is it. This completes the transaction."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Fortunately, he has no money and no prospects."
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"- Elaine, here's the car keys. - Thanks."
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"- Yep. - Listen, Jerry."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Really?"
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"They'll make it for you."
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"I can bring you two small salads."
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"She's on your turf."
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"I mean, I know how to get myself fired."
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"How do I get someone else fired?"
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"Well, you gotta have something. I can't go back in there with no food."
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"She expecting something, Jerry."
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"Boy, he's a real bounder, isn't he?"
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"Thank God. I don't have to do this anymore."
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"I told you, she's busy."
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"Tell your boyfriend to stop calling here."
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"He's trying to get me in trouble."
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"Well, hello. Here you are, as promised."
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"- When are you leaving? - Are you trying to get rid of me?"
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"How do I look?"
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"If a friend gets involved in a relationship, it affects your friendship."
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"I look like the person you used to know..."
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"...but I've been modified to survive in this relationship."
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"In other words, if we're having an argument and she's there..."
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"...I may say, 'I totally disagree with you. '"
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"But what that means is:"
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"'I'd like to help you out, but I'd rather continue to see her naked. '"
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"Okay, cowboys, what will you have?"
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"I'll have the turkey club without the bacon."
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"And I'll have the bacon club without the turkey."
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"George, don't make me get tough with you."
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"Why? You think you can beat me up?"
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"You wouldn't want me to mess up that beautiful face of yours."
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"Stop it. Stop it."
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"You don't want bacon. I'll surprise you."
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"You think she thinks I have a beautiful face?"
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"George, don't make me get tough with you."
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"Who says that? She is really cool."
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"What do you think? You think she likes me?"
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"I should've got the egg-white omelet."
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"Why should she like me? Who am I? There's a million people to like."
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"Maybe she could like me. Is it that far-fetched?"
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"Maybe she sees something. Is it possible?"
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"- No. Not possible. - No. Not possible."
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"- Hey. - Hey, Laney."
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"- How was the trip? - What trip? You were gone?"
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"I went to England."
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"- How was it? - Actually, it was great."
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"I met an Englishman, and we really hit it off."
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"Well, that relationship has obviously got a lot of potential."
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"Yeah, well, Jerome..."
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"...I happen to be flying him in on my frequent-flier miles."
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"Flying him in? How long is he staying for?"
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"It's an open-ended ticket. He can return anytime he wants."
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"All this in five days."
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"- Who's he? - He's this awful comedian."
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"- No kidding? - Yeah. I'm huge."
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"- Well, I'll leave you guys alone. - Okay, thanks."
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"Oh, Jerry, you know what just hit me? I was thinking..."
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"- What size suit are you? - I'm a 40. Why?"
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"I just got a brand-new Armani suit, doesn't fit me anymore. You want it?"
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"Well, I don't know if..."
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"Oh, come on. Why should it sit in a closet?"
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"- An Armani suit? - Take the suit."
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"- You gonna be home later? - Yeah."
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"I'll drop it off."
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"- Hey, new suit! - Yeah, yeah. Lucky me."
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"Here, I personally made you a cold chicken sandwich."
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"It's not even on the menu."
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"Oh, this is fabulous."
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"Boy, she is nice."
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"I like her. I like her, Jerry. She's got substance."
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"She oozes substance."
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"Well, go in there and talk to her."
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"She's not gonna put them on the glass."
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"You mean the walk back in?"
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"That's the toughest move in the business."
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"You're sending me into no man's land..."
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"...and if I get shot down, I have to crawl back."
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"Well, I can't do it, I tell you!"
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"Pull yourself together. You're going in there, soldier."
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