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Clips from Seinfeld - The Package (S08E08)

"Boy, I really miss the Bermuda Triangle."
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"Oh, there's action."
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"Yeah, tell me about it."
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"See, what they gotta do is lose a plane or a Greenpeace boat."
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"No, it belongs to the British."
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"You should be fine."
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"I hope you got that mustard stain out of your shirt."
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"I don't know. What's the matter with your stereo?"
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"- What are you doing? - I met this woman Sheila."
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"- It's got nothing to do with this. - I see, she's looking."
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"- How you gonna-? - Would you?"
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"It's perfect when you just wanna throw something on."
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"From your last doctor. It's standard procedure."
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"Okay. Let's take a look."
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"What if I don't want it?"
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"- Maybe I am. - Why would you do that?"
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"Why not?"
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"All right."
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"What do you think? It's a bomb?"
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"- No, no. You're not playing the game. - What game?"
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"Hey, Danny."
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"Oh, right."
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"...and I'm using it for my health-club ID."
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"- Hey. - Where's Kramer?"
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"I got your package."
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"I want you to come see it with me."
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"Oh, come on. I'm dying here, man."
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"- You don't have your own camera? - No."
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"You know, you got real strong pecs, but it's hard to tell under that T-shirt."
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"- All right. Come on. - Yeah."
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"That's it. Come on, George. That's it. Come on. Give it to me."
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"Is this Elaine Marie Benes?"
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"We're with the American Medical Association, the AMA."
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"Goodbye."
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"- Hello? - What?"
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"Okay. Listen, Leo. You're hairless, you're scared."
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"Here. Here."
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"- Investigation? - Hello, Jerry."
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"Suspicion of mail fraud."
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"- Calm down. - I am calm."
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"Demeanor?"
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"Great."
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"All right. All right."
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"Are we about through here, Newman?"
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"Pretty hot."
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"- Can I have a sip? - No."
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"Not gonna play ball, huh?"
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"Is this or is this not your signature?"
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"Uncle Leo?"
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"Get in there, get the chart, and get out. You got it?"
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"Yeah."
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"Jerry. Jerry. Jerry."
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"So I like what you've done there."
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"She's a patient of mine..."
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"Very, very messy."
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"This photo clearly indicates your involvement..."
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"We have a few questions we'd like you to answer."
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"That wasn't such a long drive."
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"Okay, Miss Benes, you wanna come on back?"
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"- Okay. - Hello."
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"I guess there's not much action there these days."
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"There's plenty of action."
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"It's that damn alien autopsy stealing all the headlines."
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"See, that would get the Triangle going again."
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"What keeps the water in there? I mean, why doesn't that disappear?"
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"Now, what would be the point of taking the water?"
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"It's gorgeous water."
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"Do we own Bermuda?"
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"Lucky Krauts."
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"What do you think of that alien autopsy?"
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"- Oh, that's real. - I think so too."
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"The doctor will be with you in a moment."
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"Difficult?"
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"Elaine, you shouldn't be reading that."
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"Now, tell me about this rash of yours."
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"Well, it's - It's..."
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"You know, I notice that someone wrote in my chart..."
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"...that I was difficult in January of '92."
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"And I have to tell you, I remember that appointment exactly."
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"You see, this nurse had asked me to put a gown on..."
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"...but it was a mole on my shoulder..."
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"...and actually I had specifically worn a tank top..."
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"...so that I wouldn't have to put a gown on."
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"You know, they're made of paper."
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"Well, that was a long time ago."
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"How about if I just erase it?"
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"Now, about that rash?"
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"But it was in pen."
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"You fake erased."
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"All right, Miss Benes. This doesn't look too serious."
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"What are you writing?"
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"Doctor?"
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"- Here you go. - Thanks."
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"Jerry, what's the matter with your stereo?"
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"I traded it to Lomez for some steaks."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Now, see, this is busted. - No, it works."
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"- It's busted. - Watch out. Let me show you."
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"All you gotta do is- You gotta jiggle it with this screwdriver."
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"Smile."
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"She works down at the one-hour photo place."
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"She's got this incredible smile. It's like she's got too many teeth."
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"Extra teeth. I love that look."
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"And check this out. I go to pick up my pictures and she says:"
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"I hope you got that mustard stain out of your shirt."
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"- What mustard stain? - Don't you see?"
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"She's looking at my pictures."
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"Why did you take a picture of a mustard stain?"
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"Yes."
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"You gotta get this thing fixed."
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"They've tried. It keeps coming back the same."
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"- You interested in a refund? - I can't get a refund."
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"- The warranty expired two years ago. - Would you be interested?"
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"- I guess I would. - Yeah, yeah."
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"You are not gonna believe..."
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"...what happened to me at the doctor's office today."
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"Not the gown again?"
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"No. No. I was looking at my chart, and it said that I was difficult."
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"Why would they write that?"
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"They've gotten to know you."
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