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Clips from Seinfeld - The Strongbox (S09E09)

"- And in bed- - I'm afraid we're out of time."
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"- Hey. - What?"
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"Now I have an in to strike up a conversation."
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"You already have an in."
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"Jerry."
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"Well, it worked when I met George Peppard last week."
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"You know, it's painless, I don't want anything too heavy."
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"So why don't we get together some time?"
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"Oh, sure. Why don't you give me your number?"
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"- So, what's this guy about? - I don't know."
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"I'll bet he's in a relationship."
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"Or he's a crime fighter safeguarding his secret identity."
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"Elaine, you could be dating the Green Lantern."
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"- How long did you last? - Well, that's classified."
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"- Kramer? - No, the Green Lantern."
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"This might be the closest I get."
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"So how is a guy like you not involved?"
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"I'm hungry. Can you throw something down?"
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"All right. Here. I'm gonna try and fix the buzzer."
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"- Hey. - What are you doing?"
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"So he's definitely married, huh?"
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"...that this is not an Easter egg hunt for your childish amusement."
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"- I don't know you. - What?"
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"That ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together."
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"How can I prove it?"
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"Damn it, I can't. Damn it."
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"...and they were rambling and flimsy. I'm not convinced."
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"Mr. Apple, you have a brown spot."
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"How can I end it over money? I feel bad."
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"What am I supposed to do?"
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"Thank you."
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"I told him it would be fine..."
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"Well, I don't know, but the key problem is solved."
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"You."
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"...here we are."
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"George, I've always fantasized about jumping into bed with you."
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"Are you sure? Because it could really help me out of a jam."
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"And?"
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"I thought maybe you'd clean it up or your maid there."
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"This isn't going well."
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"Without them, I have no in."
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"You don't need the cufflinks. You have the same name."
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"...and going to a staged reading of Godspell with the other."
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"Yeah, you clean up nice."
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"I can't go until I find my cufflinks."
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"Yeah. See, I knew you would lose them."
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"That strange Portuguese guy that lives next to the incinerator?"
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"Mrs. Phil. I'm so sorry."
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"And who buries a bird?"
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"Just get the key and let's get out of here."
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"That's a weird coincidence."
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"Kramer, I need those cufflinks..."
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"The actor that played Jesus made some odd choices."
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"What?"
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"This is all blowing up in my face."
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"- You? - No."
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"Elaine, oh, wow. A TV, a stereo."
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"Looks like it."
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"I don't wanna dig him up."
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"Hey, neighbor."
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"I'll just take the fire escape to get in and out of the building."
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"Maura, I want you to know, I've given this a lot of thought."
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"I'm sorry, but we have to break up."
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"No."
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"- What's that? - We're not breaking up."
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"We're not?"
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"No."
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"All right."
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"- She said no? - She said no."
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"What did you do?"
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"What could I do?"
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"We fooled around and went to a movie."
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"George, both parties don't have to consent to a breakup."
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"It's not like you're launching missiles and you both have to turn your keys."
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"You didn't make a convincing case. Let me hear your arguments."
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"- Well, I don't really like her. - That's good."
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"- I don't find her attractive. - Solid."
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"- I'd like to sleep with other women. - Always popular."
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"Sometimes at restaurants she talks to her food."
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"Oh, Mr. Mashed Potatoes, you are so good."
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"You have an airtight case."
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"Check these out. These are Jerry Lewis' old cufflinks..."
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"...that he wore in the movie Cinderfella."
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"I got them at an auction."
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"I got some cufflinks I could have loaned you."
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"Jerry Lewis is gonna be at this Friars Club roast I'm going to."
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"You have the same first name."
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"Oh, that'll intrigue him."
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"George Peppard has been dead for years."
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"Well, whoever he was, he knew a lot about The A-Team."
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"So you would choose your last meal based on the method of execution?"
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"Right, if I was getting the chair..."
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"...I'd go for something hot and spicy, you know?"
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"Thai, maybe Mexican."
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"Lethal injection, feels like pasta."
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"I think it'd be better if I called you."
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"Oh, okay. Maybe we could grab some lunch sometime."
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"- Do you work around here or...? - No, not really."
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"So is there anything you can tell me about yourself?"
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"I think you're very beautiful."
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"What about Puddy?"
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"I haven't talked to him in like three weeks."
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"I think it might be over."
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"He wouldn't tell me his phone number, where he worked."
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"I don't care for jewelry on men."
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"Another robbery in the building."
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"So you bought a cooler?"
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"No, it's a strongbox to protect my irreplaceables."
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"And what would those be?"
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"Some taxidermy that's been in my family for generations."
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"My Tony, my military discharge."
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"You were in the Army?"
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"Briefly."
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"Now, I gotta find a good place to hide this key..."
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"...because if somebody finds this, they hold the key to all my possessions."
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"- Literally. - Literally?"
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"- You mind if I hide this somewhere? - No, go ahead."
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"- A little privacy, huh? - Oh, come on."
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"Come on, this is a security issue."
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