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Clips from Seinfeld - The Junk Mail (S09E09)

"You know who set this whole thing up? Frank Merman."
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"Well, I've had it with these jack-booted thugs."
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"I got three Pottery Barn catalogs in one day."
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"That makes eight this month."
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"I need one of those old-looking phones."
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"So you wanna grab a bite?"
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"Wasn't Fragile Frankie the one that used to run to the woods..."
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"So who's from out of town?"
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"Oh, like scrump."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, you like sending out catalogs? How do you like getting them back?"
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"So maybe they had Chinese food."
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"...there's leftovers."
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"...Laney is in love."
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"Hey, hey, hey. I met this guy. And it was like this..."
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"It wasn't Whitey Fisk, was it?"
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"Oh, George's friend? Whatever happened to him?"
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"Nothing. I don't know. I gotta go."
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"You and Puddy and this new guy in a big pot of love stew."
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"...can handle the workload."
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"Will you look at this? More catalogs."
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"-Jerry. -Hey, Frankie."
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"So where's the car?"
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"-lnside the van? -lt is the van."
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"We were 1 0."
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"I don't want a van."
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"You don't understand. This is Fragile Frankie Merman."
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"When we were in camp, if you upset him..."
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"Well, I have an idea."
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"-You're going like that? -It's creative black tie."
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"Elaine, I'm sorry I'm late."
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"Okay, Jack."
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"Thanks."
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"Is there maybe some way I could exchange it?"
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"No woods."
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"I love the van. I'm a van guy."
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"Where'd you get the bricks?"
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"I'm gonna try and sell the van to a lot."
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"A dealer? Are you insane? No, take out an ad. Sell it privately."
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"And oh, we gotta put down, interesting trades considered."
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"-I don't wanna trade. -No, no, no. You don't have to."
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"They keep pushing me and pushing me."
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"I'd like you to meet someone."
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"This is Jack."
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"-May I help you? -Yeah, I'd like to cancel my mail."
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"Oh, no, no, no. I don't think you get me. I want out. Permanently."
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"Why don't you take your three-hour break?"
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"-The bank can pay them. -The bank."
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"Then what about your cards and letters?"
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"-Holograms. -All right. It's true."
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"So just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you."
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"Oh, yeah. As long as I stop getting mail."
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"I don't know what you mean."
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"You ditched me. That's twice."
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"Understand, we love you like a son, but even parents have limits."
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"The breakups, the firings, and every Sunday with the calls."
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"What my wife is trying to say is, this is supposed to be our time."
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"-I'm not following. -I'm sorry, George."
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"But this is what you've always wanted."
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"-That's kind of sweet. -Shut up, Jerry."
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"Oh, no, George. Please. What are you gonna do?"
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"Nobody beats me because I'm the Wiz."
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"Yes. I'm the Wiz. I'm the Wiz."
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"Elaine's in love with the Wiz guy?"
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"-That's pretty pathetic. -I know. They're not even related."
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"Yeah."
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"Hello?"
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"Sure."
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"You know, Rhisa, l--"
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"I know it may sound shocking..."
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"All right."
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"-Let's be really bad. -Whoa, easy."
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"-How many miles? -Two."
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"Look, do you really wanna buy this thing or what?"
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"-I'm not paying for that. -All right, just get out of here."
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"All right. Look, I'm gonna be honest."
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"Interesting trades considered?"
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"Here."
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"No, I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt."
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"-That's disgusting. -Well, that's my final offer."
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"You dumped me for some idiotic TV pitchman?"
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"Let's just, let's just put it behind us..."
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"...and you see the Maytag Repairman?"
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"Nobody."
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"Because we're blind to their tyranny."
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"Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?"
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"Yeah. Move along, Betty."
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"-I'm so stupid. -What?"
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"She wants to keep it quiet. She thinks we have a real future together."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Well, I thought we made a deal for Quinn's T-shirt?"
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"I'll drive Rhisa to someplace romantic..."
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"...then when my father slides the door open..."
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"...I'm in the van kissing his brother's daughter."
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"...and he was very upset that I had your wheels."
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"Oh, no, not Frankie."
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"-Not that. -What?"
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"I shouldn't be talking to you. I'm telling you as a friend."
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"And no one will ever see you again."
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"No, wait."
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"No, you said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know."
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"I know you know, but you don't know what I know."
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"Frankie, is that you?"
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"My name is Edgar."
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"Jerry?"
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"Yeah, hold on. I'm--"
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"I knew it wasn't Berkowitz."
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"They're bringing me back."
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"I'm the Wiz. I'm the Wiz."
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"What--? What about your fact-checking job?"
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"I'm the Wiz and nobody beats me."
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"Frankie. Come on out of there."
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"Yeah, let's just get the hell out of here."
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"Are you done with that?"
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"Oh, my goodness, what have they done to you here?"
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"Well--"
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"Henry, can I get out of here now?"
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"Sit a bit."
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"Yeah."
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"You make a pretty strong case."
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