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Clips from Seinfeld - The Chinese Restaurant (S02E02)

"Don't you love this? And you've got them right where you want them..."
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"No, they just have to get more cops on the force, it's as simple as that."
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"You're never gonna stop crime. We should at least be clean."
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"- You should run for mayor. - Nobody listens."
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"They were. It's kind of complicated."
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"- What do you wanna do? - Let's go someplace else."
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"I'm gonna call Tatiana. There's the phone."
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"I couldn't have dinner with him."
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"I've never seen her before."
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"Excuse me."
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"- I believe we were ahead of them. - Yeah."
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"It's enough to make you sick."
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"I have to get in touch with Tatiana."
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"It's all so coordinated. The little socks match the little shirt."
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"She looks so familiar."
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"It should be based on who's hungriest."
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"No tricks."
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"I'm doing it."
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"- What? - What is she talking about?"
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"So, what happened with Tatiana?"
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"After dinner last week, she invites me to her apartment."
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"...and relieve this unstoppable force..."
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"I don't know what to say to reassure her."
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"...waiting for them to fill up the trough."
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"...and to tell anyone that answers..."
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"...to ask for a balding, stocky man with glasses."
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"I'm working hard. And you?"
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"Well, it was nice seeing you, Jerry. And nice meeting you."
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"- The one you broke the plans with? - Yeah, she works in his office."
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"Oh, this is bad. You don't know."
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"This isn't Plans 1-8 from Outer Space."
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"The worst movie ever made."
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"Isn't that excessive?"
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"Okay, who's gonna do it?"
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"Once I tried to bribe an usher at the Roller Derby."
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"...in the world of bribery, can they?"
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"Very busy."
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"Dennison, four!"
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"Come on, did you see that? What was that?"
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"My friend here apparently made a mistake."
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"Relationships are difficult."
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"- Cartwright! - I have to eat."
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"Yes, yes."
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"She said curse word. I hang up."
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"I'm Cartwright."
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"Hunger will make people do amazing things."
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"I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism."
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"Cannibalism. What...?"
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"Get out of here."
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"I'm on the street the other day, make a pay phone call..."
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"...go overtime on the call..."
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"...hang up the phone, walk away."
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"You've had this happen? What...?"
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"Phone rings. It's the phone company."
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"They want more money."
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"...for the first time in your life. You're on the street."
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"There's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times..."
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"...you know, let her sweat a little over there..."
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"...and then just pick it up. Yeah, hello, operator?"
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"Oh, I've got the money."
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"I've got the money right here."
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"You hear that?"
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"That's a quarter."
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"Yeah, you want that, don't you?"
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"I wanna see garbage men."
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"It's much more important. All I wanna see..."
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"...are garbage trucks, garbage cans and garbage men."
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"I tell you what they should do. They should combine the two jobs."
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"Make it one job. Coplgarbage man."
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"I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom."
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"Start sweeping. You sweep, sweep, sweep."
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"Catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping."
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"Where is someone? I'm starving."
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"Think this is him right here."
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"- Is there a table ready? - How many?"
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"- How many? - Is Tatiana coming?"
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"Well, I don't know. I have to call her, tell her where we are."
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"I'm very lucky she's even considering seeing me at all."
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"Really? I thought things were going okay."
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"Well, what is it?"
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"- How many? - All right, four. Seinfeld."
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"Four."
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"That'll be five, 10 minutes."
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"- I am too hungry. - We might as well just stay here."
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"We haven't got much time before the movie."
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"Tatiana."
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"Lasbrook, four."
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"- So did I do a terrible thing? - You mean lying to your uncle?"
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"One night only. The big screen."
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"My hands are tied."
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"You know, it's a public phone. You're not supposed to just chitchat."
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"Jerry, get menus so when we sit down we'll be able to order right away."
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"Can't look at a menu now, I gotta be at the table."
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"He knows I'm waiting."
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"He sees me. He just doesn't wanna look."
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"Everything's gotta be just so all the time with you, doesn't it?"
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"I offered you those cookies in my house."
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"Health cookies. I hate those little dust-board fructose things."
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"What is it with humanity? What kind of a world do we live in?"
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"What?"
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"I know this woman."
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"This is gonna drive me crazy."
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"- Excuse me. - Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Did you see that? Those people..."
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"Look, they're getting a table."
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"Maybe they were here from before."
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"No, no, they weren't here before."
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"Are you gonna be much longer?"
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"I have to make a very important call."
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"Find out what's going on."
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"Didn't those people just come in?"
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"- What's your name? - Seinfeld."
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"No, no. They were here before."
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"Kackige, two."
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"You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table?"
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"They feel so special because they've been chosen."
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"Boy, you are really hungry."
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"Hey."
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"If anything happens here, can I count on you?"
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"What?"
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