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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pie (S05E05)

"Aren't mannequins kind of an insult to your imagination?"
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"The end of the line for a mannequin."
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"He's got a bull's-eye right in his face."
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"Mannequins are only used for car accidents and fashion..."
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"I'm sure some pro-mannequin organization..."
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"...doesn't like the term mannequin."
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"- No, thanks. - You're not gonna have any?"
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"- No. - Do you not like apple pie?"
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"No."
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"- What's me? - There's a clothing store downtown."
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"It's like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic..."
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"- What's the name of the store? - Rinitze."
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"- Aren't you gonna need this? - Keep it."
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"Don't fall asleep, Elaine."
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"I told you. I don't know."
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"I wouldn't be caught dead..."
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"It wouldn't be fair to the other customers."
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"So..."
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"- And you waved it away. - Right."
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"Well, I think we've proven who the psycho is."
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"- No way. - One lap around."
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"Actually, the unadvertised sale starts on Friday."
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"You carry doughnuts in your bag. You're not averse to pastry."
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"- Welcome. - Hello, Poppie."
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"Don't fill up on the bread."
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"I'll see you tomorrow."
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"Jerry."
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"Yeah, just like I do."
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"Nevertheless, I do believe I shall purchase it."
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"- What else you got? - Okay."
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"Yeah."
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"It's rubbing between your thighs when you walk."
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"You were wearing a G-string and one of those bras with points."
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"It's our mannequin. We can do whatever we want."
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"- Are you taking this down? - I'm getting the manager."
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"Poppie's."
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"Thanks for meeting me down here, George."
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"We can concentrate without people whooshing around."
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"- We've had complaints. - Oh, about the, uh..."
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"We're a team here. We don't tolerate dissent."
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"The chef said that he made it special for you."
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"Best pie I've ever tasted."
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"Take a bite."
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"- So you didn't get the job? - No."
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"Kramer, you can't keep avoiding her like this."
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"- You have to say something. - What?"
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"I'll let her down easy."
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"Her."
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"I've seen her before. She's not your girlfriend."
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"I just got a letter from a friend of mine in Chicago..."
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"...who was shopping, and she saw a mannequin that looked just like me."
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"You couldn't visualize a sweater..."
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"...so we'll show you on this life-size, snotty puppet."
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"When they're finished they become crash-test dummies."
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"Whatever happened to Bob?"
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"...two situations that it's impossible for us to imagine ourselves:"
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"Well-dressed or getting killed."
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"Hey, they're not mannequins. They're the life-deprived."
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"Oh, no. I've had just enough."
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"Ah, here we go. Apple pie."
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"Best apple pie in the city."
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"Delicious."
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"I'm not waiting for you."
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"Take some."
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"- No. It's not that. - Well, at least taste it."
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"- You won't even taste it? - No."
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"Come on, try it."
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"Come on."
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"She wouldn't so much as taste it."
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"- Did she say why? - No."
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"She just kept shaking her head like this:"
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"- Maybe she's diabetic. - No."
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"She carries Entenmanns doughnuts in her purse."
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"Maybe you said something that offended her."
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"I told her we should have moving walkways all over city."
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"- Like at the airport? - Yeah."
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"- That's a great idea. - Tell me about it."
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"- We could be zipping everywhere. - They could at least try it."
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"- They never try. - What's the harm?"
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"No harm!"
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"I'm sorry. There's no reason for her not to taste that pie."
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"- Who wouldn't taste the pie? - Audrey."
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"Dump her."
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"I never broke up with anyone for not tasting pie."
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"I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie."
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"...he wouldn't offer me anything. It's a sickness."
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"Well, I can't walk anywhere now."
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"I'm just gonna be wishing there were walkways."
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"- What are you doing? - I got a pebble."
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"I never heard of that happening to a woman."
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"What the hell does that mean?"
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"Hey. Oh, hey, Elaine."
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"- What? - Go like this:"
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"- What? Why? - Do it, do it."
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"- Like this: - Like..."
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"...like this? - Oh, yeah!"
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"It's you!"
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"They got a mannequin in there that looks exactly like Elaine."
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"- Get out! - It's uncanny!"
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"...screwed you all back together, and stuck you on a pedestal."
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"It's really quite exquisite."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"May I help you?"
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"It's this itch. I was watching TV without my shirt on..."
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"...and my couch cushion didn't have any fabric on it."
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"Wait a minute. Rinitze. Don't they have some really cool suits in there?"
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"Real boss."
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"- I'm going down there. - I'll go with you."
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"I gotta get a new suit. I got a second interview with MacKenzie."
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"I think I'm really close. They're taking me to lunch on Friday."
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"It looks exactly like me."
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"It's like some pod landed from another planet and took your body."
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"What's going on? How do you think this happened?"
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"Whoa, look at this."
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"This is a beautiful suit, huh?"
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"You think that could be a coincidence, George? Is that possible?"
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"You are perfect for that suit."
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"You think so?"
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"Excuse me. Where did this come from?"
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"I don't know."
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