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Clips from Seinfeld - The Trip: Part 1 (S04E04)

"They live there now."
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"Now people will move thousands of miles just for one season."
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"...and we stayed for the summer."
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"...and now our lives are over.""
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"Murphy Brown, the TV show?"
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"- I know. - I've always liked her."
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"You wanna go?"
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"I never should've taken back those keys."
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"Could we do the Universal tour? They have that Backdraft exhibit."
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"See, my acting technique- My personal acting technique..."
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"...connected to the colour."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"See you, Mike!"
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"All right, I'll- I'll call her at home."
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"Well, that's only..."
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"The boys played three sailors who find a baby."
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"- But it's too late. - Really?"
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"Well, I don't remember that part."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. You were very good."
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"Well, you know, I can't right now, you know."
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"I got a very big meeting."
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"I got these people interested in my movie treatment."
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"I happen to dress based on mood."
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"- No witnesses? - Just the trees, Johnny."
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"Not anymore."
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"Sure did, Johnny."
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"Are you sure you don't have metal on you?"
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"- Bracelets, rings, anklets? - Anklets? No."
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"- A lot of men wear anklets. - Really?"
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"- What's this? - Moisturizer."
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"I use it."
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"- What was that all about? - I must have iron-rich blood."
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"La-la land."
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"- I called it. - Oh, no."
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"Don't you hate these things? They come out of nowhere."
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"Like it's a ride."
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""Excuse me, there's no animated pirates or bears along the way here."
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"Do your legs work at all?""
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"...the exercise tape, or the infomercial?"
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"Let's see. Well..."
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"He has connections with West German television money."
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"I mean, think about it. Is that a great idea?"
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"It's Fred Savage."
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"I'm just a regular guy trying to make it in this business."
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"I really like your work. The..."
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"- You know... - Just relax."
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"Okay, yeah. But I got-"
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"Stupid table. I'm not normally like this."
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"Usually I'm cool and charming. I don't mean to bother you."
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"It's fate. You can't avoid your fate."
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"I got this treatment I think you'd be great in."
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"Excuse me. Oh, wait. Are you going now?"
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"I don't know, 6'3"? George, how tall is Kramer?"
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"Are you gonna be making the bed in the morning?"
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"I just like to scrunch up the blankets."
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"...earlier today, crumpled up like a napkin?"
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"I had the perfect wording of a joke I was gonna do about the airport."
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"I was gonna do it on The Tonight Show. Now I can't remember it."
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"They're not supposed to throw everything out."
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"Get your thing together and let's get out of here."
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"All right. Now, what mood am I in? What mood am I-?"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"What's your name, son?"
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"- Have you got that? - Yes, sir."
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"...writing tickets to senior citizens with fake bus passes."
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"Yes, sir."
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"I think we just caught a break."
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"This is very exciting."
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"- I'll just wander around. - All right. Don't wander too far."
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"Hey."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing a movie during my hiatus."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, what happened?"
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"The cat dies."
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"So she says something to me, like, I don't know..."
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""Get the hell out of here." And she breaks up with me."
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"I don't wanna tell you how to run your show-"
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"What about a rec room, huh?"
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"Fabulous. I'll think about that, George. Thank you."
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"...and comedian, Jerry Seinfeld."
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"...this nut, some sick nut comes up to me..."
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"Won't give her any money, won't pay her."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"...we still get people giving us advice how to improve the show."
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"Actually, a few moments ago, I ran into a nut back there..."
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"Let's pick up this..."
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"...Kramer."
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"You know, pioneers- It took years to cross the country."
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"I don't think any pioneers did that."
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"It was nice. It had a pool. The kids loved it."
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"And then we left about 10 years ago, and we just got back."
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"We had a great summer. It took us 20 years..."
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"- Kramer was on Murphy Brown? - Yeah."
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"Come on, will you?"
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"Kramer was on Murphy Brown? That son of a gun."
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"- It's something, isn't it? - With Candice Bergen."
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"Remember her in Carnal Knowledge?"
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"- Sure. - She show her breasts in that?"
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"She's not really the naked type."
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"I can't believe I missed Kramer."
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"He asked me to go with him."
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"- He did? - Yeah. I turned him down."
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"- Why didn't you tell me? - He asked me to keep it a secret."
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"- You can't keep a secret. - I know."
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"This was a record. My previous record was when Jodi Hirsch..."
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"...asked me not to tell anybody we slept together."
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"I kept a lid on that for about 28 seconds."
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"- Well, you've come a long way. - I've matured."
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"The Tonight Show called and they want me..."
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"...to do the show on the 28th. They're giving me free tickets to L.A."
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"A free ticket?"
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"Yeah. In fact, we could track down Kramer."
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"I always felt bad about the way he left. That was a mess."
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"- What about accommodations? - All taken care of."
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"Is there a meal allowance?"
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"What about seat assignments?"
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"Could I have the kosher meal? I hear the kosher meal is good."
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"And I need clothes. I gotta get a haircut."
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"And I have to refill my allergy medication."
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"Do I need a hat? I need a hat, don't I?"
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"Now, that looks very cool to me."
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