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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wife (S05E05)

"Of all the places you go..."
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"...the dry cleaning relationship's the most bizarre."
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"You keep giving each other the same thing..."
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"...back and forth over and over again."
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"He gives it to you, you give it to him, he gives it back to you."
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"It's like it's half his shirt, in a way."
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"He has it as much as you do."
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"You ought to go shopping with him. "What do you think of this shirt?""
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""That would look good with a light starch.""
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"The only warning label people respect is " dry-clean only.""
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"Speed limits, lung cancer, cigarette warnings..."
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"...your very life is at stake. People go, " Ah, the hell with it.""
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"But dry-clean only? "Don't put that in the wash."
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"It's dry-clean only. Are you crazy?""
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"- Good morning. - Good morning."
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"- How did you sleep? - You're on the couch tonight."
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"- You were all over my side. - I was not."
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"I was sleeping with one cheek off the bed."
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"By the way, you're falling way behind on the "I love you's.""
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"- No, no, 12-8. - No, it's 15-8."
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"I know I can't beat you. I'm trying to stay competitive."
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"- Let's get some breakfast. - Let me get a coat."
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"I think I'll try a sports jacket and scarf thing."
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"You know, like an unemployed actor."
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"I haven't worn this one in a long time."
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"- Cashmere? - No, Gore-Tex."
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"It's new."
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"Look at this locket. What the hell's this?"
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"There's a picture in here. Look at that."
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"This is really old. You don't know whose it is?"
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"I haven't worn this jacket since I had it dry-cleaned."
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"- Maybe we should ask. - We'll stop over there."
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"- What do you wanna get for breakfast? - Pancakes."
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"Come on, you know I'm getting pancakes."
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"- I don't know that. - We can't both get pancakes."
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"It's embarrassing. That's one step from the couples that dress alike."
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"- I'll get the short stack. - That's why I love you."
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"15-9."
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"- How you doing? - We just got back from breakfast."
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"- Pancakes were dynamite. - Is that my maple syrup?"
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"Yeah."
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"- You bring your own syrup? - You got to."
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"You got a lot to learn about pancakes."
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"This is my wife. She died eight years ago."
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"I've been looking all over for this."
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"It's lucky that I put the jacket on. How did it get in the pocket?"
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"The chain is broken. It must have slipped in when I was..."
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"I turned my house upside down looking for this."
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"- It's all I have left of her. - That's so touching."
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"You know what I'm gonna do?"
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"I'm gonna give you and your family 25 percent off your dry cleaning."
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"- Oh, come on. It's silly. - Forget it."
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"- Get out of here. - It's done."
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"All right."
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"I guess I get it too, because I'm his wife."
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"I didn't know you were married."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"You never met my wife, Meryl. Meryl Seinfeld."
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"Yeah, sure. You get the discount too."
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"You might regret that. The money my wife..."
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"- ...spends on clothes- - I'm taking him to the cleaners."
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"See her sense of humor?"
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"I'm so nuts about you. I tell you, it was fun being single."
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"But when you meet a woman like this, you don't walk to get married. You run."
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"Oh. Hi, Greg."
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"- Haven't seen you in a while. - Yeah."
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"Today was the first day I've worked out..."
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"...since the Central Park mini-marathon."
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"- You ran the mini-marathon? - No, but I exercised that day."
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"I gotta take off."
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"As an airline pilot, you're one of the few people who can..."
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"...say that and mean it."
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"- Do you have the time? - Eleven-thirty."
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"- Eleven-thirty? - Wait, wait, 10:30. Sorry."
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"- You have to be somewhere? - No."
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"- What are you doing? - Just waiting for my friend George."
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"We worked out together."
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"- Well, it's good seeing you. - Nice to see you too."
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"Bye."
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"Would you...?"
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"- Can I-? - Pardon?"
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"The syrup. Would you pass the syrup?"
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"Oh, you want to try the syrup."
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"Can I get you anything else?"
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"Yeah. My wife and I will have a little more coffee."
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"- Okay. - And the check for my husband."
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"To my beautiful wife."
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"To my adoring husband."
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"- Adoring? What about handsome? - I like adoring."
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"Yeah, sure. Adoring's good for you. What's it do for me?"
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"Excuse me."
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"Where did you get that?"
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"I- Well-"
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"We don't allow any outside syrups..."
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"...jams, or condiments in the restaurant."
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"And if I catch you in here with that again..."
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"...I will confiscate it."
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"Well, I told my wife not to bring it."
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"Really? Twenty-five percent off?"
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"- Do I get that too? - No. Just Meryl."
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"- Why does she get it? - Because she's my wife."
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"Yeah?"
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"I tell you, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing."
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"You think about each other. You care about each other."
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"It's wonderful. I love saying "My wife.""
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"Once I started saying it, I can't stop."
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""My wife" this, " my wife" that."
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"It's an amazing way to begin a sentence."
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""My wife has an inner ear infection.""
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"- See? - I like that."
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"Will you do me a favor? Will you take my quilt into the cleaners..."
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"...so I can get the discount too?"
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"We'll start doing this now? I can't be taking..."
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"- ...all your dry cleaning in. - Just this one time. It's expensive."
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"Hey, Elaine."
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"What do you say, if neither of us is married in 10 years..."
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"- ...we get hitched? - Let's make it 50."
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"We're engaged. All right, I'm gonna get my quilt."
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"All right. Listen to this."
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"Remember that guy at the health club?"
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