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Clips from Seinfeld - The Burning (S09E09)

"Jesus--"
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"According to our latest quarterly thing..."
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"Any thoughts?"
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"That could buy us some time."
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"-Good idea. -All right, George. Way to go, man."
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"Hello? I'm sorry, no here Kruger."
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"Silly voices. Come on, people, let's get real."
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"Showmanship, George."
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"He doesn't know how to program the buttons."
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"So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?"
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"-So where is this Sophie? -She's picking me up in a few minutes."
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"-How long have you been together? -I don't know. Since the last one."
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"Oh, here she is. You wanna meet her?"
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"By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture?"
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"I-- I needed to move a bureau."
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"Mickey."
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"No, a little wetter. See, I didn't believe it."
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"See, they hire actors to help the students practice diagnosing."
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"-It's an easy gig. -Yeah."
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"All right, let's practice retching, huh?"
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"I think the phone is ringing."
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"George?"
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"-No. Mickey, he swallowed 1 2 aspirin. -Did he overdose?"
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"And that spells trouble."
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"Why don't we smooth the head down to nothing..."
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"All right. That's it for me."
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"Jackpot!"
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"Good luck with that."
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"I knew I had hit my high note, so l--"
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"-What'd you do the rest of the day? -I saw Titanic."
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"So that old woman..."
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"And look what I pried off of his bumper."
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"She's not a me. I'm a me."
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"-The government? -No, no."
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"Well, I guess there are no small diseases, only small actors."
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"Yeah."
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"Yes. Step into that spotlight and belt that gonorrhea out to the back row."
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"Yes. Yes, I will."
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"And then she pursued and I withdrew."
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"...much like the burning during urination..."
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"...that I would experience soon afterwards."
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"-Gonorrhea. -Gonorrhea."
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"-Sophie. -She's still doing that?"
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"-Yep. -All right, I'll tell you what you do."
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"You call her back and give her the it's me, huh?"
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"It's a goose that's had the old switcheroo pulled on her."
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"-She thinks it's someone named Rafe. -Good, good. Let her think it."
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"So how are things with Jerry?"
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"Yeah, I better get to a doctor. Bye."
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"That was close."
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"What are you doing?"
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"We're dancing around the obvious. It's gotta be disfigurement."
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"Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need?"
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"Okay. Here it is. I got it."
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"They do it every day."
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"Little firm, isn't it?"
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"-Well, I'm going to hell. -That seems about right."
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"Have you heard the one about the guy with coffee and doughnuts--?"
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"-I'm not in the mood. -I'll have some coffee and a doughnut."
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"What do you care? You don't believe in hell."
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"So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination of your soul?"
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"...as you burn for all eternity."
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"I am?"
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"I don't know what it is. I can't put my finger on it."
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"But lately, you have just seemed on."
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"...Iots of numbers and papers and folders."
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"-George. Check it out. -Yeah?"
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"Three times around with no feet."
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"All right. And here are your ailments for this week."
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"Bought the farm?"
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"I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk about it."
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"Oh, I don't believe this."
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"-That's his. -Come on, get it."
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"-Oh, no. -Come on."
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"All right, what did I do?"
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"And the heat, my God, the heat!"
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"And if you think I'm going to hell, you should care that I'm going to hell..."
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"-You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you? -Yeah, that's right."
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"My liver. Why did I drink for all those years?"
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"So, what seems to be bothering you today, Mr. Kramer?"
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"Hey! That's my cirrhosis! He's stealing my cirrhosis!"
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"Well, oftentimes, in cases of interfaith marriages..."
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"No one's getting married here."
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"Well, then it's simple. You're both going to hell."
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"No way. This is bogus, man."
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"Well, thank you, Father."
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"...who's talking to the devil by the coffee machine?"
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"Sophie..."
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"What's important is I'm not gonna let a little thing like that..."
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"I didn't say that, no."
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"No, I understand. This could be a tough thing to deal with."
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"You know, she's right."
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"All right, that's it for me. You've been great."
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"Would you mind helping me out with some of this stuff?"
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"You are too much, Mr. Kruger. Too much."
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"It's K-uger."
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"All right, be careful with the car, babe. And don't move the seat."
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"-Two and 1 0, babe. -Okay."
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"-Don't peel out. -I won't."
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"Jesus is one, Jesus is all"
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"Jesus, pick me up when I fall"
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"And he said unto Abraham--"
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"Amen, amen"
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"Faith--"
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"Jesus?"
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"...Kruger lndustrial Smoothing is heading into the red."
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"Or the black. Or whatever the bad one is."
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"Works for me. Good thinking, George."
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"Or we don't even send the check..."
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"...and then when they call, we pretend we're the cleaning service."
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"-Good one. -That was bad."
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"I had them, Jerry. They loved me."
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"-And then? -I lost them."
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"I can usually come up with one good comment during a meeting..."
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"-I can't just leave. -That's the way they do it in Vegas."
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"-You never played Vegas. -I hear things."
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"I borrowed Puddy's car..."
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"It's very positive."
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"It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip."
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"Well, it's a used car. He probably never changed the presets."
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