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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cheever Letters (S04E04)

"...your envelopes, your supplies..."
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"...your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home."
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"Do they forget that they're married?"
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"I got a wife and three kids. I better get home."
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"...when you tell him how you burned his cabin down."
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"It's very comical."
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"Maybe we shouldn't start writing today."
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"We've put this off long enough. Today's the day."
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"We could build a cabin like that."
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"I like a Rolling Writer. They're smooth."
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"So you're gonna sit there?"
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"But they're all somewhat incidental to the actual using of the brain."
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"Okay, so just- Just park yourself."
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"- Drink? - No. No drink."
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"Yeah, could you put me through to Elaine?"
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"Are you thinking of ideas?"
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"Hey, I got a rubber-pencil thing happening here."
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"Can you come here for a second?"
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"Okay, how about this:"
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"No. No."
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"Sometimes they don't laugh."
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"Remember I told you about the pro at the Westchester Country Club..."
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"...who's letting me play every time I gave him those Cuban cigars?"
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"Hey, George, maybe you can ask Susan's father for some more."
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"What's one thing got to do with another?"
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"Well, I can't go back to the public courses now."
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"A slight resemblance."
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"I'm puffing my brains out, yeah."
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"I did not know that."
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"Weird. Wild."
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"Now I'm responsible for this woman quitting."
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"- Would you call her? - Oh, dial the number."
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"How could you do this?"
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"Hello. Sandra."
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"Listen, I wanted to tell you there's been a terrible misunderstanding."
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"See, I told Elaine..."
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"No, of course I like you."
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"- She wants to have a drink with me. - Just go. Go."
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"- Oh, I don't- - Go."
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"Now I gotta have a drink with her."
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"Susan?"
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"My mother was recuperating from impetigo at the time..."
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"Not, Take care of your sister. She's a paraplegic."
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"It's often been a sanctuary for me."
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"What?"
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"- What about it? - Well, the thing is..."
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"Burned."
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"- No. Nothing. - Nothing?"
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"But, you know, Mr. Ross, if you look at the whole situation..."
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"One might even say, in a sense, comical."
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"Really. Think about it."
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"I was trying to join in so you wouldn't feel embarrassed."
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"You said much sicker things than me."
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"- Let me walk you to a cab. - That's okay."
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"They don't wanna hear about it. They really don't."
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"Wow, what did you do?"
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"I'm looking at the hand thinking, That hand should not be on my leg."
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"Time out."
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"- What did she say? - You know. The usual."
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"- Typical things. - What's typical? Give me typical."
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"She says..."
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"And then she starts talking about her panties."
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"Okay, what did you say?"
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"Now, bear in mind, I am just trying to keep up."
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"You mean, the panties your mother laid out for you."
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"- What does that mean? - I don't know."
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"- Well, how did she react? - She flipped out. Just left."
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"I mean, especially the pantie remark."
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"I talked her into it. How stupid was that."
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"- Big workday. - That's right."
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"- Okay. - Let's go."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"- Okay, let's get going. - Let's get focused here."
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"I just have to go over to the Rosses' and drop off Susan's sunglasses."
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"- Come with me? - Yeah. Does she live with them?"
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"In fact, if George and I weren't so busy working, I'd do it myself."
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"What is your name, señor?"
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"- Cigars. - What about cigars?"
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"See, here, I-"
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"I saved one of the cigar rings."
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"This is my brother Ricky. He's home from college for the weekend."
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"Hey, there, young fella."
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"Nothing wrong with the feet."
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"Said it was the only thing left from the remains of the fire."
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"...last night with you was bliss."
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"...orgasm has left me a cripple."
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"I don't know how I shall ever get back to work."
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"- Well, we really should be... - Yeah, look at the time."
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"...heading out. You know, it's a time..."
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"Who's John? Who's John?!"
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"Well, we really should be heading out."
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"- Yeah, and because of the time. - Yeah."
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"Anyway, onward and upward."
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"How's it going?Beautiful."
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"So she blabs to Lippman about my long-distance calls to Europe!"
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"Anything else? What do you mean, anything else?"
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"- Yeah. - Beautiful."
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"Oh, yeah. Okay. We're going. All right."
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"John Cheever. You ever read any of his stuff?"
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"Look, we gotta get back to work. We just had a big breakthrough."
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"- Okay. I'll leave you two alone. - Okay."
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"There's this whole talking-during-sex business."
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"They'll start having phone machine sex."
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"Yeah, hold on, honey. I got another call."
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"...have pictures of their family on their desk facing them?"
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"Do they go, 5:00. Time to hit the bars and pick up hookers."
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"Hold it a second."
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"- What do you mean, we're? - Susan wants me to be there."
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"You're meeting the father for the first time?"
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"- Yeah. - You'll make quite an impression..."
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"I didn't burn it down. Kramer did."
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"I mean, the whole thing is ironic. Think of it."
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"The guy's nice enough to give you a box of very fine Cuban cigars-"
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"- I know what happened. - No, wait."
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"Who proceeds to burn the man's cabin down..."
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"...with one of those very same cigars."
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"I got a lot on my mind."
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"I wonder how Susan's father's gonna react."
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"Come on."
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"Well, maybe not us, but two men could."
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